[QUOTE=Scary Kitty;10117524]Best Sparky Quotes
#1-40
#41 and up...
41. SHEPPARD: You doing OK?
WEIR: Sure, all things considered. (She smiles.) Not bad for a dead woman.
(This mortal Coil)
42. SHEPPARD: They're never gonna make the trade, Kolya. Why don't you just finish this?
KOLYA: I think you underestimate the sympathetic nature of Doctor Weir.
SHEPPARD: Well, then, you underestimate Elizabeth.
(Common Ground)
43. CALDWELL: What do you want?
PHEBUS/WEIR: I want Sheppard.
(The Long Goodbye)
44.
45. WEIR: You and Rodney have been bugging me for a chance at trying a Jumper as a submersible, but you sure went a hell of a long way to make me say yes!
SHEPPARD: Well, you still haven't said it yet.
(Elizabeth smiles again.)
WEIR: I just did.
(Grace Under Pressure)
46. (John takes the radio and activates it.)
SHEPPARD: Elizabeth, where are you?
WEIR (smiling delightedly at Lorne): We're in Jumper Two. We're cloaked, directly above you. Are you alright?
(Condemned)
47. WEIR: You said so yourself – you are the ranking military officer. I can’t chance you getting infected.
SHEPPARD: I can’t chance you getting infected. Bates?
BATES: Yes, sir.
SHEPPARD: Unlock the gym.
BATES: Yes, sir. (He walks towards the console.)
WEIR: Stand down, Bates. (Into comms) You are not in command here, Major.
SHEPPARD: Well, we’ll agree to disagree. Bates, open the door.
(Bates looks at Elizabeth for a moment, then steps forward again.)
WEIR (firmly): Don’t.
(Bates stops again.)
SHEPPARD: Elizabeth, he’s heading right for you.
(Hot Zone)
48. (spoilered for space)
49. SHEPPARD: I'll call you back after the test – how does that sound?
WEIR: You'd better.
(Trinity)
50. CALDWELL: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm sure you'll both agree that the paperwork on this is going to be a nightmare ... (he smiles wickedly) especially that kiss.
(John and Elizabeth stare at him in horror.)
SHEPPARD: Yes, sir!
CALDWELL: Well, try not to kill each other while I'm gone.
(Elizabeth gives him a half-hearted thumbs-up. He turns and walks away. Elizabeth smiles ruefully at John, then looks away and slides down in the bed in embarrassment.)
(The Long Goodbye)
51. [Cut to a shot of the infirmary with Sheppard on the exam bed, alert in the foreground, Beckett and Weir in the background. Sheppard is staring rather fixedly at the ceiling, looking grim. Cut back to Beckett and Weir.]
BECKETT: You should talk to ‘im. He's hiding it very well, but if I was him? I'd be scared to death.
(Conversion)
52. EVERETT: I don't need to explain myself to you, Doctor, and I don't need your cooperation.
SHEPPARD: But you could probably use mine. [EVERETT glares.] Sir. So with all due respect, please answer Doctor Weir's question.
EVERETT: Is that a threat, Major?
SHEPPARD: No, sir. I understand you need to establish a clear chain of command. But if you cut Doctor Weir out of the loop, you'll only alienate the people whose trust and respect she's earned, which is everyone on the base. [He pauses.] Including me.
(The Siege 2)
53. WEIR: Good idea. Hopefully we can establish an alliance with them. A ship like that ...
SHEPPARD: ... would come very much in handy now that the Wraith are probably on their way -- I know. Uh, I'm gonna get back there now -- uh, make sure he's not distracted.
WEIR: Distracted?
SHEPPARD: Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um ...
WEIR: ... hot?
SHEPPARD: I was gonna say attractive. But McKay is acting very, uh ...
WEIR: ... smitten?
SHEPPARD: I was gonna say pathetic. (He turns to leave.)
(Inferno)
54. SHEPPARD: Once these human bodies are made and they're downloaded into them, what happens then?
WOOLSEY: Well, seeing as they'll be just like any other human beings, I see no reason not to let them go. They could become valuable allies.
SHEPPARD: Or what if one of them decides to stay?
(Richard looks at him, knowing which one he's referring to.)
WOOLSEY: Let's cross one bridge at a time, all right? (GitM)
I love that it says Richard knows which one he's referring to.
I haven't taken the time to read this but it looks promising. There are also lots of links listed. http://www.thegalaxyexpress.net/2009...e-fiction.html Evidently there's a whole internet community of romance in scifi writers. Who knew? And why didn't TPTB consult them?
#1-40
#41 and up...
41. SHEPPARD: You doing OK?
WEIR: Sure, all things considered. (She smiles.) Not bad for a dead woman.
(This mortal Coil)
42. SHEPPARD: They're never gonna make the trade, Kolya. Why don't you just finish this?
KOLYA: I think you underestimate the sympathetic nature of Doctor Weir.
SHEPPARD: Well, then, you underestimate Elizabeth.
(Common Ground)
43. CALDWELL: What do you want?
PHEBUS/WEIR: I want Sheppard.
(The Long Goodbye)
44.
Spoiler:
45. WEIR: You and Rodney have been bugging me for a chance at trying a Jumper as a submersible, but you sure went a hell of a long way to make me say yes!
SHEPPARD: Well, you still haven't said it yet.
(Elizabeth smiles again.)
WEIR: I just did.
(Grace Under Pressure)
46. (John takes the radio and activates it.)
SHEPPARD: Elizabeth, where are you?
WEIR (smiling delightedly at Lorne): We're in Jumper Two. We're cloaked, directly above you. Are you alright?
(Condemned)
47. WEIR: You said so yourself – you are the ranking military officer. I can’t chance you getting infected.
SHEPPARD: I can’t chance you getting infected. Bates?
BATES: Yes, sir.
SHEPPARD: Unlock the gym.
BATES: Yes, sir. (He walks towards the console.)
WEIR: Stand down, Bates. (Into comms) You are not in command here, Major.
SHEPPARD: Well, we’ll agree to disagree. Bates, open the door.
(Bates looks at Elizabeth for a moment, then steps forward again.)
WEIR (firmly): Don’t.
(Bates stops again.)
SHEPPARD: Elizabeth, he’s heading right for you.
(Hot Zone)
48. (spoilered for space)
Spoiler:
49. SHEPPARD: I'll call you back after the test – how does that sound?
WEIR: You'd better.
(Trinity)
50. CALDWELL: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm sure you'll both agree that the paperwork on this is going to be a nightmare ... (he smiles wickedly) especially that kiss.
(John and Elizabeth stare at him in horror.)
SHEPPARD: Yes, sir!
CALDWELL: Well, try not to kill each other while I'm gone.
(Elizabeth gives him a half-hearted thumbs-up. He turns and walks away. Elizabeth smiles ruefully at John, then looks away and slides down in the bed in embarrassment.)
(The Long Goodbye)
51. [Cut to a shot of the infirmary with Sheppard on the exam bed, alert in the foreground, Beckett and Weir in the background. Sheppard is staring rather fixedly at the ceiling, looking grim. Cut back to Beckett and Weir.]
BECKETT: You should talk to ‘im. He's hiding it very well, but if I was him? I'd be scared to death.
(Conversion)
52. EVERETT: I don't need to explain myself to you, Doctor, and I don't need your cooperation.
SHEPPARD: But you could probably use mine. [EVERETT glares.] Sir. So with all due respect, please answer Doctor Weir's question.
EVERETT: Is that a threat, Major?
SHEPPARD: No, sir. I understand you need to establish a clear chain of command. But if you cut Doctor Weir out of the loop, you'll only alienate the people whose trust and respect she's earned, which is everyone on the base. [He pauses.] Including me.
(The Siege 2)
53. WEIR: Good idea. Hopefully we can establish an alliance with them. A ship like that ...
SHEPPARD: ... would come very much in handy now that the Wraith are probably on their way -- I know. Uh, I'm gonna get back there now -- uh, make sure he's not distracted.
WEIR: Distracted?
SHEPPARD: Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um ...
WEIR: ... hot?
SHEPPARD: I was gonna say attractive. But McKay is acting very, uh ...
WEIR: ... smitten?
SHEPPARD: I was gonna say pathetic. (He turns to leave.)
(Inferno)
54. SHEPPARD: Once these human bodies are made and they're downloaded into them, what happens then?
WOOLSEY: Well, seeing as they'll be just like any other human beings, I see no reason not to let them go. They could become valuable allies.
SHEPPARD: Or what if one of them decides to stay?
(Richard looks at him, knowing which one he's referring to.)
WOOLSEY: Let's cross one bridge at a time, all right? (GitM)
I love that it says Richard knows which one he's referring to.
Originally posted by Anuna
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