Red Dwarf

[Billz]

I could never get enough of Red Dwarf, although my favourite season was 5 (no strings attached sex 2 times a day on a holoship, inquisitors time glove, Mr Flibble, need I say more).

Its too bad a movie or even a game was never made about it though.

[Eye Of Ra]

Yeah Red dwarf is the best i like season 2 the best The ep were they find kryten on the nova five.

[wraithlord]

yeah i like that one to

[Promethius30]

I love red Dwarf the best epiesode is the with the aronold rimmer song

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Yeah Red dwarf is the best i like season 2 the best The ep were they find kryten on the nova five.

LOL

'They're dead.' - Rimmer
'W-what? Oh my...I was only gone 5 minutes!' - Kryten

'Kryten, what are you doing?' - Rimmer
'I think...I'm....rebelling...' - Kryten
'Rebelling?' - Rimmer
Kryten nods.
'Y-Yes...I think that's what I'm doing...' - Kryten
'Why are you rebelling?' - Rimmer
Approaches Rimmer cockily
'What have you got?' - Kryten

lol Red Dwarf is so kick ass

[Promethius30]

LOL

'They're dead.' - Rimmer
'W-what? Oh my...I was only gone 5 minutes!' - Kryten

'Kryten, what are you doing?' - Rimmer
'I think...I'm....rebelling...' - Kryten
'Rebelling?' - Rimmer
Kryten nods.
'Y-Yes...I think that's what I'm doing...' - Kryten
'Why are you rebelling?' - Rimmer
Approaches Rimmer cockily
'What have you got?' - Kryten

lol Red Dwarf is so kick ass

[Easter Lily]

I found that when Red Dwarf was funny, it was really very funny. Sometimes the humour was a little too pubescent for me.

My favourite episode is the one where they find Kryten and his "ladies".

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Here's some from random eps.

Cat: I'm so hungry I have to eat!
Lister: Shh, Rimmer's dad's died.
Cat: I'd prefer chicken.

Rimmer: It's like a cross between food and bowel surgery.
Lister: It's well naughty. The trouble is you gotta eat it before the bread dissolves.

Rimmer: The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached earth. The further thought occurs that we haven't budged a smegging inch.

Holly: I flamingoed up!
Lister: What do you mean?
Holly: It's like a cock-up except much bigger.
[Lister trying to teach Kryten to lie]

Lister: (showing a banana)Look, what's this?
Kryten: No.
Lister: What is it?
Kryten: Please.
Lister: Come on, what is it?
Kryten: It's a, it's a, it's a small off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden!
Lister: Yes, you did it! You did it!(showing an orange) What's this?
Kryten: It's a red and blue striped golfing umbrella!
Lister: Yes! (showing an apple)What's this?
Kryten: It's an appl... :Lister: No.:Kryten: It's a, it's, it's the Bolivian navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific!

[Billz]

My favourite episode is 'Quantine' when Rimmer contracts the holo-virus and the infamous Mr Flibble is born.

Rimmer: 'I cant let you out'
Lister: 'Why not?'
Rimmer: 'Because the king of the potato people wont let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here, keep you here for 10 years'
Cat: 'Can we see him?'
Rimmer: 'See who?'
Cat: 'The king.'
Rimmer: 'Do you have a magic carpet?'
Lister: 'Yeah...a little 3 seater'
Rimmer: 'So let me get this straight, you want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom. And your telling me your completely sane?'

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

lol that's legendary.

[~Benjamin~]

lol that's legendary.

i love red dwarf , infact im watching the last couple of episodes of season eight and right now im watching the T'rex and the vinduloo

i love red dwarf and i cant believe they only ended it at season eight i expected there to be more

[wraithlord]

i love the trex one that is one of the best episodes ever

[theonebluegecko]

Red Dwarf fan here also. I love the show and now have all the episodes on DVD, I used to have to borrow my friend's tapes.

The End was my favorite episode, but I always enjoy watching the tongue Tied Song and Dance Routine and many other episodes as well.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

The Arnold Rimmer song from season six I think...That was a classic dwarf moment lol Lister's face after the ride was just legend.

[theonebluegecko]

That moment was priceless. If I was Lister I am sure it would have rid me of my longing for Rimmer also.