Weekly Crack!Fic challenge

[Skydiver]

First, for those that don't know what it is, a crack!Fic is a cliched fic written deliberately 'bad'.

By 'bad' I mean written cliched. The stereotypes are exaggerated. The characterizations are over the top. It's almost a spoof.

So, the idea is, every sunday a challenge is put forth. And people write a fic, not a long fic, just one that's a few hundred words long (which is just a few pages)

You don't have to get it done in a week...maybe you take the challenge from week one and don't get it done until week four. That's fine. And you don't have to write each one. Pick and choose. The most important thing is that you have fun with it. Think of it like a creative writing assignment.

The only rule is, to be posted here (as a link) the fic MUST be no more than PG-13 rated. No smut. (sorry )

So, challenge one

The team is off world and get into trouble with the locals...how does it happen?

Remember, originality isn't necessary, pick a cliche, any cliche and have run with it.

[iamdragonrider]

I don't know if it quite qualifies as trouble... (And I also seem incapable of writing anything less than one or two thousand words, but it is only 5 pages) But i ran with the cliche of the team always ending up either marrying each other, marrying a local, or coming home and owning another of the team or a native. I tried also for a few other mild cliches, like wide-eyed Daniel and workaholic Sam/Daniel.

Golden Chains PG-13, no pairings, no spoilers, early SG-1 season one or two.

[Pitry]

I don't know if it quite qualifies as trouble... (And I also seem incapable of writing anything less than one or two thousand words, but it is only 5 pages) But i ran with the cliche of the team always ending up either marrying each other, marrying a local, or coming home and owning another of the team or a native. I tried also for a few other mild cliches, like wide-eyed Daniel and workaholic Sam/Daniel.

Golden Chains PG-13, no pairings, no spoilers, early SG-1 season one or two.

Very nice

[Heqet]

If no one has a challenge to issue, I'd like to offer one.

Prank gate calls.

[Raeth]

Prank gate calls.

No fair. I totally already wrote that. =)

[Heqet]

No fair. I totally already wrote that. =)

And you've inspired the galaxy, sweet pea.

[Skydiver]

If no one has a challenge to issue, I'd like to offer one.

Prank gate calls.

we'll keep that for next week.

[Fandom Addict]

My entry for the challenge! (I presume that by team, you mean the Atlantis team aswell?)

Planet of the Gapes is a season two or three Atlantis fic, no pairings or spoilers, and full of clichés. It's PG to PG-13.

[Pitry]

My entry for the challenge! (I presume that by team, you mean the Atlantis team aswell?)

Planet of the Gapes is a season two or three Atlantis fic, no pairings or spoilers, and full of clichés. It's PG to PG-13.

...How very...Harmony

Makes you kinda wonder, were TPTB writing crack when they wrote that episode!

[Skydiver]

'team' can mean SGA or SG1

what we'll try to do is have a crack challenge to be either multi show or make a 'daniel does....' 'mckay does....'

since the show shares some character types, if the challenge is based around a character type (doctor, lead, alien, geek, etc) we'll make the challenge fit either show

[Pitry]

I admit, mine's not as much crack as downright parody. I was in a bad mood and being evil made me feel better.

It Was A Cold And Stormy Night, technically PG but there is a character death so PG13, erm, anywhere between seasons 1-5, I guess. Could also be 7.

[Khentkawes]

I admit, mine's not as much crack as downright parody. I was in a bad mood and being evil made me feel better.

It Was A Cold And Stormy Night, technically PG but there is a character death so PG13, erm, anywhere between seasons 1-5, I guess. Could also be 7.

Very funny.

You helped to lighten my bad mood. So thanks.

[Pitry]

Very funny.

You helped to lighten my bad mood. So thanks.

Then my job here is done cheers.

[McgillionFan]

Awsome fics Pirty & Fandom Addict. really good

I've never written fanfic before but i might try to write something.

[Skydiver]

more the merrier. give it a try