The Stargate Eulogy by Stargate7777
Twas the night before
The second part of season nine
And reading GateWorld
Nothing seems to be fine.
People posting concerns
Everyone's in a fight
How did this show
Get so bad overnight?
For many of us
We don't love the show like we should
Though over and over
We're told it's really good.
We must move forward
And never look back
But for crying out loud
Can you tell us "WHERE'S JACK."
There's Dr. Daniel Jackson
Speaking lively and quick
He's angry and sullen
And acts like a di**.
Teal'c is still there
He saved the Jaffa's day
Though apparantly now
He's got little to say.
Characters that are old
They don't seem to give a damn
They don't even know
What to do with poor Sam.
Colonel Mitchell says Jack lines
It doesn't seem right
Does he have a purpose
Oh yeah...He fights knights.
When Vala walked in
Dressed like Anise's double
I knew in a moment
The show was in trouble.
Skimpy tank tops
Have replaced the old uniforms
All regulations seem to be
Thrown out the door.
Leaderships an issue
They gave it to the "new guy"
He doesn't have any experience
But he really really tries.
Mayborne and Thor
and the Tokra too
Are all gone
They have better characters for you.
Remember Anubis
Is he really dead?
Doesn't matter anymore
We've got the Ori instead.
So. on Vala, on Priors,
on Lucience Alliance
On writers ignoring our pleas
Stop complaining...be compliant.
So I'll watch my boxed sets
And all the reruns
Laugh at Jack's expressions
And remember the fun.
To all fans far and wide
Who are sad just like me
Remember the good times
And blame TPTB.
Twas the night before
The second part of season nine
And reading GateWorld
Nothing seems to be fine.
People posting concerns
Everyone's in a fight
How did this show
Get so bad overnight?
For many of us
We don't love the show like we should
Though over and over
We're told it's really good.
We must move forward
And never look back
But for crying out loud
Can you tell us "WHERE'S JACK."
There's Dr. Daniel Jackson
Speaking lively and quick
He's angry and sullen
And acts like a di**.
Teal'c is still there
He saved the Jaffa's day
Though apparantly now
He's got little to say.
Characters that are old
They don't seem to give a damn
They don't even know
What to do with poor Sam.
Colonel Mitchell says Jack lines
It doesn't seem right
Does he have a purpose
Oh yeah...He fights knights.
When Vala walked in
Dressed like Anise's double
I knew in a moment
The show was in trouble.
Skimpy tank tops
Have replaced the old uniforms
All regulations seem to be
Thrown out the door.
Leaderships an issue
They gave it to the "new guy"
He doesn't have any experience
But he really really tries.
Mayborne and Thor
and the Tokra too
Are all gone
They have better characters for you.
Remember Anubis
Is he really dead?
Doesn't matter anymore
We've got the Ori instead.
So. on Vala, on Priors,
on Lucience Alliance
On writers ignoring our pleas
Stop complaining...be compliant.
So I'll watch my boxed sets
And all the reruns
Laugh at Jack's expressions
And remember the fun.
To all fans far and wide
Who are sad just like me
Remember the good times
And blame TPTB.
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