The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

I told you to shut up.

We're going, and thats that. There is a planet somewhere in there called Ormoth. They have oceans of booze, it rains bacon and the women have three............Ahem....We are going!!

I cant argue with that.

[Ukko]

I cant argue with that.

Never stopped you before you anoying little voice.

Hmmm, its to quiet. *Puts handbreak on* Ah, much better, its making the noise.

[Ukko]

Never stopped you before you anoying little voice.

Hmmm, its to quiet. *Puts handbreak on* Ah, much better, its making the noise.

You're going the wrong way.

[Shanthaia]

*removes handbreak and replaces noise by baing pots together*

guess what?! I found the kitchen!

[Ukko]

You're going the wrong way.

*Slaps Ukko*

This is a short cut.

[Ukko]

*Slaps Ukko*

This is a short cut.

Going past a large booze depo a million light years in the wrong direction does not constitute a short cut.

[Ukko]

Going past a large booze depo a million light years in the wrong direction does not constitute a short cut.

*Sighs* You idiot. We stock up on booze, get even more drunk, so we wont notice the passage of time.

[Ukko]

*Sighs* You idiot. We stock up on booze, get even more drunk, so we wont notice the passage of time.

But you could just get to Ormoth the quick way and swim in an ocean of booze. You wont need to drink yourself out of time.

[Ukko]

*removes handbreak and replaces noise by baing pots together*

guess what?! I found the kitchen!

Bake some special brownies, they will help forget about time.

But you could just get to Ormoth the quick way and swim in an ocean of booze. You wont need to drink yourself out of time.

But thats the stupid way. If we do that, then we dont arrive drunker than we were when we left.

[Ukko]

Bake some special brownies, they will help forget about time.



But thats the stupid way. If we do that, then we dont arrive drunker than we were when we left.

But we havent left yet.

[jelgate]

*removes handbreak and replaces noise by baing pots together*

guess what?! I found the kitchen!

*puts pot on Shan's head and bangs it loudly with spoon*

[Ukko]

But we havent left yet.

*Pushes big blue button marked "engage"*

Now, shut up.

[Shanthaia]

*bakes rum infused brownies with a Baileys topping and silver sugar sprinkles*

[Shanthaia]

*puts pot on Shan's head and bangs it loudly with spoon*

you are a really good musican, jel - now go and fix the rum pool

[jelgate]

you are a really good musican, jel - now go and fix the rum pool

*orders Finnish slaves*

Get to work you bums