I have tomatoes coming out my ears right now! I am really losing it! I just came from the store and didn't buy bacon!
Is there a help line for this lost soul?
Is there a help line for this lost soul?
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We will have to do an emergency bacon transfusionOriginally posted by jeri View PostOriginally posted by aretood2Comment
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NoOriginally posted by jeri View Post
You broke the 1st commandment
"And yay, verily, thy fridge must be stocked with bacon at all times, even if thou dosn't enjoy it, thy visitors shall"
Your doomed to be fried for all eternity like a strip of KEK's bacon.
sigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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I wonder what a bacon milkshake would taste like? 4thDoctoriO.gifsigpicAlthough bow ties are cool, the scarf is cooler!Comment
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Oh, Great Sow in the sky, please forgive me.Originally posted by Gatefan1976 View PostNo
You broke the 1st commandment
"And yay, verily, thy fridge must be stocked with bacon at all times, even if thou dosn't enjoy it, thy visitors shall"
Your doomed to be fried for all eternity like a strip of KEK's bacon.sigpicComment
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The great Sow is all forgiving, eat ten strips and all will be forgiven.Originally posted by jeri View PostsigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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But wait.......would a sow really want you to eat bacon?The great Sow is all forgiving, eat ten strips and all will be forgiven.sigpicAlthough bow ties are cool, the scarf is cooler!Comment
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Great, I can do this. It's just like my Catholic upbringing, confess, do penance, and start anew! But no bacon on Friday, at least don't let mom see, she's old school!sigpicComment
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And yea, the great sow spakeOriginally posted by jeri View Post
"Ye may be forgiven of partaking of my flesh on any day but FRYDAY for it is written that on the FRYDAY I will give of myself to feed all my children"sigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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Partake of my flesh and be cleansedOriginally posted by 4thDoctor View Post
sigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truthComment
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Why are you people on the internet? There is bacon to be consumed. *Invades Denmark*sigpic
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