Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

[Keaira Taegan]

Artie: No, they're on vacation.
Myka: Great, how about Ghost Hunters?
Pete: They're busy.
Myka: Thank you soooo much , but i'm going to take care of things.

Pete: And just how exactly do you plan on doing that?!
Myka: I plan on getting the Sham-wow guy and have the two of them battle it out.
Artie: but the sham-wow guy is alive...
Pete: yeah myka giant flaw in your brillant plan there!
Myka: *sighing exasperatedly* No. He's not alive. the man sells sham-wows, obviously doesn't have a soul!
Artie&Pete: Oooohhhh.
Myka: YEAAH!
Artie: Well that's brillant...
Myka: I know

[Gem of Tigress]

Pete: She's good!

Myka: Yeah, i've known that for a while.

[awsed24]

pete: ummm artie?
artie: huh?
pete: was i supposed to push the button on item 34586?
artie: wait, which one did you press?
pete: there were two? i only saw a square one.
artie: oh god...

[badwolfSG]

baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

[Keaira Taegan]

baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

Artie *upon hearing this*: OH CRAP!
Myka: What?!?
Artie: The duster got loose!
Pete: Come again??
Artie: I'll explain later! For now, I have to go do battle with a bereft, inefficent cleaning object!

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Leave it to me.

* she goes and " Tesla's" the Duster*

Myka: Done.

Pete: Thirty seconds! Nice!.

[Keaira Taegan]

Myka: Leave it to me.

* she goes and " Tesla's" the Duster*

Myka: Done.

Pete: Thirty seconds! Nice!.

Artie: Eh, ive done it in 15

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Try this.

* goes and Telsa's the duster again*

Pete: Five seconds flat.

Artie: Aww that record stood for ten years.

Myka: Too bad.

[Keaira Taegan]

*in the office Pete barges in*
Pete: Dude, Myka. did you know if you eat the pancakes with syrup on aisle 92 more INSTANTLY appear?!
Myka: Uhh, no, why do you know that?
Pete: Cuz i had some and they were really delicious! I'm going back to have some more for lunch, wanna join me?!
Artie *walking in* Join you where?
Myka: Pete ate pancakes with syrup on aisle 92...
Artie: Aunt Jemima's at it again! Crap!!

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Oh no! Not Aunt Jemima!

Pete: What's so wrong with Aunt Jemima?

Myka and Artie: Because her pancakes are addictive!

Pete: oh.

Myka: Yeah, it's like the Kasa that SG-1 had to deal with!

[SunKrux]

Claudia: Hey Pete, want to know what Myka named her ferret?
Pete: Yeah!
Myka (grabbing the mic from Claudia): Too bad, NEVER gonna happen.

[Keaira Taegan]

*claudia is wandering the aisles of the warehouse*
Claudia: WOAH! NO WAY! The actual Captain's chair from star trek!
Artie*over intercom*: NO CLAUDIA DONT SIT IN IT!!
Claudia: uhh too late?
Artie: Get up now!!
Claudia*leaping up*: I have avoided...the danger! Now...beam me back so...we may discuss the situation further!
Artie: Oh great, i was too late, now she'll be speaking like Captain Kirk for a week!

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: And i thought Pete was Annoying.

[Keaira Taegan]

Myka: And i thought Pete was Annoying.

Pete: hey, be nice now! at least i'll never command you to "beam me" somewhere...or ask for my phaser or make out with every girl we meet on a case!!
Artie: he has a point...

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Yeah, i guess he does.