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    #16
    *snort*

    Cartoon today by the Belgian artist Lectrr:

    Belgium has a week off this week so many people are gone on holidays, skiing or soaking up some sun, which resulted in today's cartoon since several Belgians are currently quarantined in a Tenerife hotel, due to Corona virus infections among other guests (so far 3 confirmed ones).



    Translation: Vacation (on the left) in the Alps, (on the right) on Tenerife.
    Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

    Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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      #17
      Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

      Spoiler:
      Because it's pointless.
      Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

      Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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        #18
        Confucius say: man's wife his better half, man's mistress his better whole

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          #19
          A joke frmo recent Israeli elections:

          My friends' eldest son wears a T-shirt that says "I'm with Netanyahu". He has been yelled at, cursed, spit on, he even had rotten tomatoes thrown at him. I'm very concerned about him: what if he leaves the house in that shirt?
          If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.- Abba Eban.

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              #21
              Originally posted by Womble View Post
              My friends' eldest son wears a T-shirt that says "I'm with Netanyahu". He has been yelled at, cursed, spit on, he even had rotten tomatoes thrown at him. I'm very concerned about him: what if he leaves the house in that shirt?


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              LOL @ Annoyed -- very to the point...

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              Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

              Spoiler:
              A: Microchips!
              Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

              Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                #22
                Cartoon of the 10th of March from The New Yorker -- playgrounds in times of the COVID19-virus.
                Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                  #23


                  We're in closedown and I need to lighten the mood.
                  Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                  Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                    #24
                    First time time watching Star Trek: The Adventures of Captain Kirk and his Trusted Sidekick, Mr. Spock
                    How did you get to be an adult without having seen T.O.S. ?

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                      How did you get to be an adult without having seen T.O.S. ?
                      Might be that this was way before my time. I didn't even watch all of The Next Generation, just the episodes I happen to catch on the BBC network some 30 years(?) ago... I learned English with Picard and Data.

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                      Confined to quarters, I bring you another joke to lighten the mood...

                      Q: Why was six scared of seven?

                      Spoiler:
                      A: Because seven "ate" nine.
                      Last edited by Falcon Horus; 16 March 2020, 05:24 AM.
                      Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                      Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Falcon Horus View Post
                        Might be that this was way before my time. I didn't even watch all of The Next Generation, just the episodes I happen to catch on the BBC network some 30 years(?) ago... I learned English with Picard and Data.

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                        Confined to quarters, I bring you another joke to lighten the mood...

                        Q: Why was six scared of seven?

                        Spoiler:
                        A: Because seven "ate" nine.
                        Well, at least you can get caught up with the best version of Star Trek.

                        You can also watch the original "Battlestar Galactica", and the 1st 3 & last episode of "Galactica 1980". (don't bother with the rest of G1980, it's not worth it)

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                          #27
                          She isn't watching DS9
                          Originally posted by aretood2
                          Jelgate is right

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by jelgate View Post
                            She isn't watching DS9
                            That's cool. DS9 isn't the best version of ST.

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                              #29
                              I will admit that was a funny joke
                              Originally posted by aretood2
                              Jelgate is right

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