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TP is gonna be the butt of many jokes...Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
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Originally posted by Falcon Horus View Post
TP is gonna be the butt of many jokes...
This was the topic in a a checkout line today.. and the question arose "what else can be used for that purpose?"... Someone suggested leaves, until I pointed out that the only type of leaves you're gonna find this time of the year around are are pine needles....
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Previously on Stargate : Atlantis 2020
"Running out of toilet rolls... is distasteful.""I was hoping for another day. Looks like we just got a whole lot more than that. Let's not waste it."
"Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment."
"Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."
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Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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Originally posted by Annoyed View PostOff to the rack with you for that pun.
This was the topic in a a checkout line today.. and the question arose "what else can be used for that purpose?"... Someone suggested leaves, until I pointed out that the only type of leaves you're gonna find this time of the year around are are pine needles....
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Have been so busy that I totally forgot about the daily joke... busy times are busy...
Q: What kind of jokes are the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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Spoiler:Inside jokes.Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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Originally posted by Falcon Horus View PostHave been so busy that I totally forgot about the daily joke... busy times are busy...
Q: What kind of jokes are the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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Spoiler:Inside jokes.Spoiler:Are you sure you didn't mean "insider trading'? Oh, wait a minute. Never mind, that was the congresscritters.
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Originally posted by Annoyed View PostSpoiler:Are you sure you didn't mean "insider trading'? Oh, wait a minute. Never mind, that was the congresscritters.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Spoiler:Because he was outstanding in his field.
Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1
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Originally posted by Annoyed View PostI already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.sigpicALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yetThe truth isn't the truth
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Originally posted by Annoyed View PostI already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
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Anywho... our evening news started showing compilations of funny video's made by people in these strange times. It's a way of ending the news with a positive note each day.
You can watch the video's here. (though I don't know if they are region locked or not -- if they are, I'm sorry)
They make me smile.Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
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That would be funnier if it wasn't true.
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128
“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”Originally posted by SoulReaver View Post20 americans walk into a bar
idiots
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