The Blue Jello Corner

[gatelover12]

WTF does "Hic Comitas Regit" mean?

[Deejay435]

a Crack!Fic

is a hugely cliche fic. like a sam and jack one where they have triplets named Danielle, Teal'ca and Georgina or some other cliche

http://community.livejournal.com/samjack4evah/

is one group where folks literally deliberately write 'bad' fic

Shaz started it after she wrote a really bad fic and posted it on ff.net and got over 100 feedbacks for it...while when she wrote a 'better' one, that wasn't all cliche, barely got noticed

That is so sad. Very believable, but so, so sad.

[Deejay435]

Ok. This is for any/all fan-fic writers here. I keep on reading the word "crack fic". Can someone please explain to me what it is?

Adding onto Sky's definition-Crack!Fics are usually unutterably unbelievable. But oh so hard to put down, like crack, in a way.

My favorite crack!fic-

http://www.geocities.com/adastrapera...ngbusiness.htm

[Mandysg1]

WTF does "Hic Comitas Regit" mean?

It means Kindness Reigns Here

[gatelover12]

It means Kindness Reigns Here

Yay! thanks! *hugs*

[scarimor]

...
"But what?" Asked Vala pulling up a pail and sitting down.
"Well, I heard him and Daniel one night at Gen Jaks cabin, there were only 3 spots to sleep, and someone would have to share a bed, I was heading towards Jak's room, just to sleep of course, but Daniel pushed me aside and rushed inthere himself. I just can't believe it...." Sam cried uncontrollably.

"There, there." Vala said rubbing Sam's shoulder....

... and rubbed it some more, and scooted a little closer on her pail, still rubbing... gently, and edging closer still, until she really was very close indeed, and let her hand fall nonchalantly down the curve of Sam's shoulder and in towards her...

Sam stiffened. "Vala, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm comforting you?"

"That's COMFORT?"

"Oh yeah," Vala mumured, nuzzling and caressing.

"Stop it!"

"Don't you want to be comforted?" Vala whinied, snuggling and smooching.

"Get off Vala. Don't you understand? I'm saving myself!"

"Ever hear of practise first?" Vala mewed, tickling and teasing.

"Let go of my boob! I'm straight!"

"Are you sure?" Vala snickered, grappling and groping.

Sam's eyes rolled back in her head. "Well... uh... I thought I was... ooooh... don't..."

"Is that comforting?"

"... stop..."

"What did you say, Sam?"

"Don't..." Sam's eyelids fluttered and closed.

"Don't what?

"... stop..."

"Say again?"

"Don't stop!"

"Got it... " - and then, all of a sudden and much to Sam's frustration, Vala did stop.

Sam's eyes shot open. "Why the hell did you stop?!"

"I heard something. Someone moaning."

"That was me you frickin idiot!"

"No! Outside the door!"

[Mandysg1]

Some how don't ask me how I knew you were going to go there

[scarimor]

Some how don't ask me how I knew you were going to go there

Because I'm your evil sock-puppet! Bwah-hah!

[Mandysg1]

Here's a pic for Lys, I know you'll love this one

[Lys]

Here's a pic for Lys, I know you'll love this one

Mandy, please go back and edit it ! I could do just fine WITHOUT Nirrti
Better, keep Nirrti for yourself, I'll take Jonas with me. Mwahahaha !

[Mandysg1]

Mandy, please go back and edit it ! I could do just fine WITHOUT Nirrti
Better, keep Nirrti for yourself, I'll take Jonas with me. Mwahahaha !

Sorry Lys, I don't have the program to take Nirti out and put your pic in

[the dancer of spaz]

Here's a pic for Lys, I know you'll love this one

Holy crap... Take it away.

And this round robin needs to keep moving! Scarimor has officially set it on a course for the ultimate OT6 (Jack-Daniel-Vala-Sam-Teal'c-Cameron)! Let the games begin!


*cowers in fear*

[gatelover12]

I think I've been converted

[Mandysg1]

Holy crap... Take it away.

And this round robin needs to keep moving! Scarimor has officially set it on a course for the ultimate OT6 (Jack-Daniel-Vala-Sam-Teal'c-Cameron)! Let the games begin!


*cowers in fear*

I'm waiting to see if someone else adds something first, don't want to hog all the fun

[the dancer of spaz]

I'm waiting to see if someone else adds something first, don't want to hog all the fun

Have at it. I don't know if I want my fingerprints near that particular crime.