Anubis: Build me an army worry of Mordor!
(He really reminds me of Sauron for some reason).
(He really reminds me of Sauron for some reason).
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Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.
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Sam: What do you mean its not pronounced nuculer!?!Comment
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Any Ori/Priors: We are the Knights Who Say Neeeeee!!!! Now bring us a shrubbery or you will be destroyed. Neeee!! (I am sane, really).sigpic
Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.
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Sheppard: My name is John and on behalf of Delta Airlines, I'd like to welcome you aboard flight 535 - non-stop service to Baltimore. At this time, please direct your attention to my fellow flight attendant, Janet, who will be explaining the safety features of this DC-9. She is a gorgeous rotting-corpse zombie babe, but please try not to stare as she's still a bit sensitive about the maggots.
(ROTFL My Own AO!)Last edited by chyron; 17 March 2006, 03:45 AM."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Teal'c: Holy jeepers! A spider!
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Teal'c: I want my mommy!Comment
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Mckay: wow im such an idiot.sigpic
Many thanks to geekywraith for the wonderful sigComment
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Teal'c and/or Ronan:
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
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Ronon: I was thinking of shaving my head.Comment
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Teal'c: well now that my hair is getting longer, I'm thinking of going with dreadlocks.
Daniel: wow, i wonder if there's some big alien guy in some galaxy somewhere with dreadlocks planning on shaving his head to balance out the universe.Comment
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Siler: Is that your food? Can I have it?Comment
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Teal'c: NO! MINE! MY OWN, MY Precccciiioooousss...
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Landry: For some reason my bum hurts.Comment
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Teal'c: Huh, indeed doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Walter: I've put long hours into the gym. Man, I'm buff!Comment
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