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      Oopps!
      "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
      Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
      Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
      Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
      I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
      To thy own self... Be true
      May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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        Doctor: Nexion Galaxy, home of the chocolate loving Oompa Loompas.
        Amy: Oompa Loompas? Are you sure?
        Doctor: Of course I'm sure!
        Rory: I knew it!! I knew Oompa Loompas were aliens!! No one can be that shade of orange.
        Doctor: It was very generous of them to let you lot film that ridiculous movie in one of their lost ships. All it cost in return was a peak at your admittedly lacking star charts.
        Amy: ...... I hate you, both of you.... *storms off*
        Rory: *beams*
        Doctor: *blinks* What just happened?
        Rory: I just won a bet. I never win a bet. Think they'll let her swim in the chocolate river?
        Doctor: Think it would help?
        Rory: She's a woman, it's chocolate.... certainly couldn't hurt.
        Doctor: *mutters to self* maybe i should bring River here.
        Rory: What was that?
        Doctor: Oh nothing!
        I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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          Amy ! You cannot wear that...!
          "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
          Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
          Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
          Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
          I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
          To thy own self... Be true
          May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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            *giggles* Actually, this chocolate-bit is quite hilarious, Lilith.
            *starts dreaming of a chocolate-river"
            Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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              Doctor what does this switch do?
              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
              To thy own self... Be true
              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                Originally posted by Greenee View Post
                *giggles* Actually, this chocolate-bit is quite hilarious, Lilith.
                *starts dreaming of a chocolate-river"
                it was a stroke of PMS inspired genius
                I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                  "There are those who believe...!"

                  Daleks are real. Torchwood doesn't exist...!
                  "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                  Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                  Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                  Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                  I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                  To thy own self... Be true
                  May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                    Eleven: *punches air* Yes! I'm bringing Sexy back!
                    -random Capt Jack appears-
                    Jack: Hey Doc! I'm already here!
                    Eleven: *startled* Jack! What are you doing here? How did you get here? Is there anyone else with you?
                    Jack: Oh, I hitched a ride with her. -points thumb at River-
                    River: Hello Sweetie! Who's Sexy?
                    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                      I'm realy glad, we didn't hear that:

                      Spoiler:
                      The Scene where Gwen has interrupted Jack and Ianto (you know which one I'm talking about)
                      Jack: Theres always room for on more [...]


                      Gwen: All right, I'll come in.
                      Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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                        *shudders* no... just no.... i am vehemently anti-Gwen... Rhys deserved way better than her
                        I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                          A lot of people seem to think like that. I like her pretty much and as much as I like the Jack-Ianto-relationship I don't mind that Jack was chrushing on her as well (and she on him). At first I actully did wanted them to get together (sort of) but now I think, the way it turnd out is the best the writers could have done.
                          (
                          Spoiler:
                          acceot killing Janto, of course. Why did they have to do this??? WHY?
                          )

                          But squeezing in between them? That would be too much. Even for Torchwood.
                          Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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                            "I have an Austin Allegro now. Austin Allegros are cool."

                            Showing my age, methinks...
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