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    Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Just like the thread Things You Wouldn't Want to Hear on the SGC/Atlantis Intercom, this thread is for things you wouldn't want to hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood hub.




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    The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.

    #2
    "The Tardis isn't the only thing that's bigger on the inside"

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      #3
      'I think the pterodactyl has stomach problems'

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        #4
        Gwen: "Jack...your zips undone...and your out of breath..."
        Ianto: "Jack..." (From bedroom)
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        One was an experiment made to cause destruction in any condition except water, the other was an aquatic expermiment to destroy the world...but in the end...Stitch and Nim: They made an amazing Hula team

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          #5
          In the Hub
          "OK, what smartarse fed the pterodactyl spicy burritos???"
          followed by
          "I'm not cleaning that up"


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            #6
            *lift opens*

            passer-by "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *thunk*

            Gwen: "I told you someone would fall in."
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            The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.

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              #7
              *Screams are heard in Roald Dahl Plass*

              Tosh - "Jack we're getting reports of a naked man tapdancing in the plass, we think the perception filter is on the blink"

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                #8
                "What do you mean 'the size of Belgium'?!"


                "Five Rounds Rapid"

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                  #9
                  Poss Spoilerish:

                  Spoiler:
                  Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

                  Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!


                  *Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Allestian View Post
                    Poss Spoilerish:

                    Spoiler:
                    Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

                    Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!


                    *Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*

                    Don't worry, I'm surprised someone didn't make it ruder earlier...


                    "Five Rounds Rapid"

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                      #11
                      Oh good.



                      Gwen: I said water the plants Jack...with a watering can?

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                        #12
                        "Um... are the cell doors open for a reason?"


                        "Five Rounds Rapid"

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                          #13
                          "Ow - that really hurt..." *Whoosh* (TARDIS)

                          Please oh please...don't let that one happen.



                          "Who tested the SUV for a submersible?"

                          "Stop singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - it doesn't fly!"

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                            #14
                            Ianto - Guy's, I'm sorry but Myfanwy's just flown off with the last of the coffee

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                              #15
                              "A Weevil Jack? Really!?"


                              "Five Rounds Rapid"

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