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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
    LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!
    Very true...very true!

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  • starg8fans
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    Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
    Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

    Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

    Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

    Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.
    LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

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  • LtColCarter
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    Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

    Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

    Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

    Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

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  • starg8fans
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    From Transformation:

    WALTER (to Peter, watching Olivia and Charlie interviewing a suspect): This is wonderful, isn't it? It's just like a good detective story.


    OLIVIA: Cut open his hand.
    PETER: What?
    OLIVIA: I want to see if there's a disk in it. Like Bowman's.
    WALTER: I like cutting.


    WALTER: I have a recorded IQ of... (stops to think)
    ASTRID: 196.
    WALTER: Really?
    Last edited by starg8fans; April 3, 2011, 01:31 PM.

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  • starg8fans
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    Originally posted by AresLover452 View Post
    Walter: Let's make LSD.
    Good one! Short but oh so Walter.

    On the same topic, from Bound:

    PETER: Walter - what are you doing?
    WALTER: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
    PETER: Dosing? As in LSD?
    WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
    PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
    WALTER: Hmmm?
    PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
    WALTER: It's wonderful, isn't it?

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  • AresLover452
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    Walter: Let's make LSD.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
    LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

    This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

    WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
    ASTRID: Vagenda?
    WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

    The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.
    I love it!

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  • starg8fans
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    Originally posted by FringeFan84 View Post
    :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
    Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

    Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

    Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.
    LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

    This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

    WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
    ASTRID: Vagenda?
    WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

    The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

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  • FringeFan84
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    :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
    Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

    Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

    Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

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  • starg8fans
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    Just re-watched The Box, and there were several noteworthy Walterisms in that one:

    WALTER: Peter, these cacao beans, they're inedible. Gene will never be able to digest them.
    PETER: She's a cow, Walter. She could probably digest the frying pan.
    BROYLES: What is he doing?
    PETER: Oh, you don't want to know.
    WALTER: I'm trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I'm trying to make the cow make chocolate milk.

    WALTER: Nostradamus is said to have died standing up, but I highly doubt that someone who predicted his own death wouldn't have laid down.

    WALTER: (looking at Astrid cutting thin cross-sections of brain for the microscope) Oh, that's very good, dear. Have you ever worked behind a deli counter?

    PETER: (to Broyles) We're talking about two universes here. Two of each one of us. At this point, would anything really surprise you?
    WALTER: Bacon-flavored pudding. That would surprise me.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
    WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

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  • starg8fans
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    WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Walter: To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya.

    [he places the papaya in the container and steps back]

    Walter: This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

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  • starg8fans
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    Found another in The Bishop Revival today:

    WALTER: It simply requires a heat source to disperse it into the air.
    OLIVIA: What about a cup of tea?
    WALTER: Oh, yes, thank you. Hmm? Oh! Oh, yes, yes, that would work. As long as the water was hot enough.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
    From Momentum Deferred:
    WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
    ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
    WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

    Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
    WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

    And one more from Inner Child:
    WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.
    I love those scenes

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