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    #46
    Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
    LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

    This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

    WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
    ASTRID: Vagenda?
    WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

    The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.
    I love it!
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      #47
      Walter: Let's make LSD.
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        #48
        Originally posted by AresLover452 View Post
        Walter: Let's make LSD.
        Good one! Short but oh so Walter.

        On the same topic, from Bound:

        PETER: Walter - what are you doing?
        WALTER: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
        PETER: Dosing? As in LSD?
        WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
        PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
        WALTER: Hmmm?
        PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
        WALTER: It's wonderful, isn't it?

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          #49
          From Transformation:

          WALTER (to Peter, watching Olivia and Charlie interviewing a suspect): This is wonderful, isn't it? It's just like a good detective story.


          OLIVIA: Cut open his hand.
          PETER: What?
          OLIVIA: I want to see if there's a disk in it. Like Bowman's.
          WALTER: I like cutting.


          WALTER: I have a recorded IQ of... (stops to think)
          ASTRID: 196.
          WALTER: Really?
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            #50
            Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

            Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

            Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

            Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.
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              #51
              Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
              Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

              Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

              Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

              Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.
              LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

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                #52
                Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
                LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!
                Very true...very true!
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                  #53
                  Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
                  Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
                  Astrid: *Smiles*
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                    #54
                    Originally posted by AresLover452 View Post
                    Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
                    Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
                    Astrid: *Smiles*
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                      #55
                      Originally posted by AresLover452 View Post
                      Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
                      Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
                      Astrid: *Smiles*
                      Good one! I loved Walter's smug expression when he said it.

                      Some gems from the No-Brainer:

                      ASTRID: Hey, that was Olivia. She needs you guys outside. A coroner's on his way with a body.
                      WALTER: You know, this is the part of day that I look forward to most... when I know there's something bizarre out there. I just don't know what it is - like a grab bag of disturbing events, don't you think?

                      (Walter jams a long swab through the victims nose and into his brain)
                      PETER: Eeeww!!
                      WALTER: What? He's dead. He can't feel this. I wonder if they sell cars here with those seats that warm your ass.

                      PETER: Walter, there's a woman here who wants to talk to you.
                      WALTER: She pretty?

                      This one also had the reference to the baboon seminal fluid Walter ordered that was mentioned before.

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                        #56
                        Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
                        Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.
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                          #57
                          Originally posted by AresLover452 View Post
                          Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
                          Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.
                          Another Walter classic!
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                            #58
                            Totally love walter!! he is awesome!
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                              #59
                              "Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

                              That is one of my favs. I need to change it and use it for the "nip
                              This isn't about love. This is about revenge....

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                                #60
                                Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
                                Walter: White for Walter.... right?
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