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    #31
    Season 2, ep 14 when Peter tells him they're going to a case in New York by say, "We've won a free trip to New York".

    Walter: Oh good... I;ve never won anything before.

    And he looks so sweet and vulnerable. I love the way they show that someone who has been considered by others to be unconscienable, even evil, can be so vulnerable and child-like as well.


    Same ep...
    God has a sense of humour more twisted than even I could have imagined.
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      #32
      ".. and my latest project, singing corpses.

      (corpse rendition of candy man)

      Why not put a little life into the dead I say. The harmonies are still a little bit off."
      "There is only one universe. It can only contain one life. It is me." - MorningLightMountain

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        #33
        Originally posted by CrazyKewl View Post
        It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.
        I know...I'm doing a rewatch of season one...and I never noticed it the first time through. Every time he says her name now, I'm listening intently! Its hilarous!
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          #34
          Peter: What else aren't you telling me, Walter?

          Walter: Lots, I'm sure.
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            #35
            Olivia: What are you doing here?

            Walter: We're trying to plug a hole in the universe. What are you doing here?
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              #36
              Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

              Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

              Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

              Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

              Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.
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                #37
                From Momentum Deferred:
                WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
                ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
                WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

                Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
                WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

                And one more from Inner Child:
                WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
                  From Momentum Deferred:
                  WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
                  ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
                  WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

                  Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
                  WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

                  And one more from Inner Child:
                  WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.
                  I love those scenes
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                    #39
                    Found another in The Bishop Revival today:

                    WALTER: It simply requires a heat source to disperse it into the air.
                    OLIVIA: What about a cup of tea?
                    WALTER: Oh, yes, thank you. Hmm? Oh! Oh, yes, yes, that would work. As long as the water was hot enough.

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                      #40
                      Walter: To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya.

                      [he places the papaya in the container and steps back]

                      Walter: This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
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                        #41
                        WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by starg8fans View Post
                          WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.
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                            #43
                            Just re-watched The Box, and there were several noteworthy Walterisms in that one:

                            WALTER: Peter, these cacao beans, they're inedible. Gene will never be able to digest them.
                            PETER: She's a cow, Walter. She could probably digest the frying pan.
                            BROYLES: What is he doing?
                            PETER: Oh, you don't want to know.
                            WALTER: I'm trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I'm trying to make the cow make chocolate milk.

                            WALTER: Nostradamus is said to have died standing up, but I highly doubt that someone who predicted his own death wouldn't have laid down.

                            WALTER: (looking at Astrid cutting thin cross-sections of brain for the microscope) Oh, that's very good, dear. Have you ever worked behind a deli counter?

                            PETER: (to Broyles) We're talking about two universes here. Two of each one of us. At this point, would anything really surprise you?
                            WALTER: Bacon-flavored pudding. That would surprise me.

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                              #44
                              :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
                              Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

                              Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

                              Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by FringeFan84 View Post
                                :eter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
                                Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

                                Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

                                Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.
                                LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

                                This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy.

                                WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
                                ASTRID: Vagenda?
                                WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

                                The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

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