Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

how is your bio suit holding up, are you still banned from dairies and from the dairy section of the grocery store, do they confine you to the pickled foods section, because we ALL know what happened you went in to the dairy section without your bio suit, how much milk went bad because of your sour attitude, fifty or one hundred gallons went bad, and let's not forget what happened at the dairy, ooooh... those poor cows, well at least it brought down the price of meat, for a while, too bad the only thing they could make with the meat was corned beef, those poor cows.

Was he the reason that even the milk inside the udders of German cows went sour? Now I understand!

[jelgate]

I bet it was the German food. If you can call it food

[Anja]

I bet it was the German food. If you can call it food

Grass, hay and stuff - international!

[jelgate]

You eat the grass

[epg20]

you eat the grass

oh my god jel, do you really want to make it that easy for me.[ATTACH=CONFIG]42200[/ATTACH]

[Anja]

You eat the grass

I am no vegetarian!

[jelgate]

So you eat no vegetables?

[epg20]

So you eat no vegetables?

the only true vegetables are in congress and let us not forget the big giant pumpkin in the white house.character0193.gif

[jelgate]

We should use him as a jack o lantern

[epg20]

We should use him as a jack o lantern

naaah, he is a poor quality vegetable, all he is good for is mulch.

[Anja]

the only true vegetables are in congress and let us not forget the big giant pumpkin in the white house.[ATTACH=CONFIG]42202[/ATTACH]

Do not eat those!

[jelgate]

naaah, he is a poor quality vegetable, all he is good for is mulch.

Sounds like a plan

[Anja]

Sounds like a plan

Use him as fertilizer?

[jelgate]

I can use you both

[epg20]

Do not eat those!

there is NO WAY I would eat those, they are too old and sour, I like mine young and sweet, like a freshly pulled carrot at the peak of ripeness, you get one of those, then you are in heaven, oh my god yummy.animal0030.gif