Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

Don't you think we are all delusional - what about you claiming to be honourable and trustworthy?

[Annoyed]

I use my invisibility cloak while driving - nobody sees what I'm doing!

Isn't that rather dangerous? Consider; you're a woman, so naturally, you can't drive. Is it such a good idea to become invisible to other drivers so they can't avoid hitting you?

[jelgate]

Don't you think we are all delusional - what about you claiming to be honourable and trustworthy?

He likes spam. No other explanation is needed

[Anja]

Isn't that rather dangerous? Consider; you're a woman, so naturally, you can't drive. Is it such a good idea to become invisible to other drivers so they can't avoid hitting you?

Other female drivers sense that I'm there and I avoid the male-driven ones.

[jelgate]

You must be a bad driver even by women standards

[Annoyed]

And for all you bacon lovers here...

https://www.buybaconboss.com/

[squirrely1]

Someone in my household just burnt two pans of bacon up. If you hear on the news there's been a slaying in Ohio you'll know what's up

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

PH is innocent!!

*runs away*

[squirrely1]

PH would never burn bacon.... I don't think PH would be caught even cooking bacon

[jelgate]

Someone in my household just burnt two pans of bacon up. If you hear on the news there's been a slaying in Ohio you'll know what's up

She must die

[squirrely1]

She must die

it wasn't a she.

[jelgate]

Impossible. Cooking is women's work

[squirrely1]

that is why it was burnt because a man steered out of what he was capable of doing.

[jelgate]

I suppose you have a point

[Annoyed]

But the bigger question is why wasn't a woman cooking it for him?