Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

So PH admits to being evil?

[Annoyed]

*slips out*

Your problem is you didn't tie tight enough

*hits Anja with frying pan*

BACON! NOW!

She can make your bacon after she's done with my ribeye.

[jelgate]

Bacon is more important since bacon is superior

[squirrely1]

Translation: he doesn't fit in his gaming chair anymore.

Haha.... I have to admit this made me laugh. (prolly true)

PH and SQ!!!
SOS...SOS...SOS

what is this SOS you speak of? I'm illiterate man don't you know this?

[jelgate]

Again with your fat obsession SQ?

[squirrely1]

oh come on you know you love the attention. Mr. Fat Fattie

[jelgate]

I don't need you building my self-esteem

[squirrely1]

so you saying that calling you Mr. Fat Fattie is building your self esteem? Gee just how fat are you?

[jelgate]

You're the only one who thinks I am fat

[squirrely1]

hmmm must be the shipping glasses *takes them off and squints* NOPE!

[jelgate]

Keep them off. It keeps you from hallucinating

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

oh come on you know you love the attention. Mr. Fat Fattie

I'm trying to lose the extra weight! *weighs 132 lbs*

[squirrely1]

Keep them off. It keeps you from hallucinating

But maybe I like hallucinating

I'm trying to lose the extra weight! *weighs 132 lbs*

Everyone fills out as they mature....that Freshman 20 is just a fact of life now.

[jelgate]

I hate you. That is all

[squirrely1]

But what if it's opposite day?