Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

Well now we know you are old

[squirrely1]

Let's hope she doesn't teach that rhyme to her students

[jelgate]

Should I read my dirty limericks to your art class?

[epg20]

what does who do in the bathroom? I said epg eats prunes so he has an excuse of having to go to the bathroom instead of fighting on the front lines. Could you just see a private gunner....Uh Sarge.... I have to go poop.....can't hold the line right now....sorry

at the battle of the line, when the humans ran out of guns and had to use sticks and bare hands what else do you think they used against the minbari.happy0008.gif

[Anja]

Should I read my dirty limericks to your art class?

I love limericks - do you wanna have one about you?

[jelgate]

Do one about bacon

[squirrely1]

at the battle of the line, when the humans ran out of guns and had to use sticks and bare hands what else do you think they used against the minbari.[ATTACH=CONFIG]41892[/ATTACH]

[vide=youtube;DeNBJ5o-b7s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeNBJ5o-b7s[/video]

I refuse to watch that B5 vid. That was a Foley thing.

[jelgate]

I refuse to wear pants. That's a teacher thing

[squirrely1]

But sometimes albeit rarely I'll wear a skirt.

[jelgate]

Its they dressed in the good ol' days when we chained them to ovens

[epg20]

I refuse to watch that B5 vid. That was a Foley thing.

i don't believe in him, foley is just a figment of your imagination. stretch out with your feelings, you know this to be true, it is the bacon you have ben eating all these years, it has warped your mind, the only cure is to believe in the sporce, the sporce is a curing thing, with it , you can be cured of your long term bacon poisoning.*brings out a plate of crispy spam*, this will cure you of your belief in this foley person.

[epg20]

I refuse to wear pants. That's a teacher thing

I don't understand, how does one wear pants, isn't that what a dog does when he gets tired?

[epg20]

But sometimes albeit rarely I'll wear a skirt.

it must get messy, and to think the administration would allow you to wear meat as clothing, you must have dogs and other animals following you around all day. do they cut pieces off your clothing for lunch at the cafeteria?

Skirt steak-Beef

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But sometimes albeit rarely I'll wear a skirt.

But.. what about the nuts? Won't they show through the skirt?

[Gatefan1976]

But.. what about the nuts? Won't they show through the skirt?

Strapping and tape my dear