The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

I believe it. Ph will go to great links to get high

[Livestick]

you don't want to know just *how* kids are "ingesting" alcohol these days. Suffice it to say other body orifices are involved *shudder*

You're right. I didn't want to know that. O.o

[jelgate]

You're right. I didn't want to know that. O.o

Then Nola wiil pay with blood

[Livestick]

Then Nola wiil pay with blood

That sounds like overkill. I approve. *gets sword*

[jelgate]

So is a woman and a teacher. She deserves it

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

you don't want to know just *how* kids are "ingesting" alcohol these days. Suffice it to say other body orifices are involved *shudder*

Is it from one of those made up "news" stories designed to shock old people? Because I'm sure I've heard this one before...

[jelgate]

Is it from one of those made up "news" stories designed to shock old people? Because I'm sure I've heard this one before...

"We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

[Nolamom]

Is it from one of those made up "news" stories designed to shock old people? Because I'm sure I've heard this one before...

No, this is for real. Has happened more than once at our high school. They don't want to get caught with alcohol on their breath, but drunk is drunk. tampons are involved and both genders are doing it.

[jelgate]

No, this is for real. Has happened more than once at our high school. They don't want to get caught with alcohol on their breath, but drunk is drunk. tampons are involved and both genders are doing it.

Were you a particpant?

[Nolamom]

*chuckles* um, no...I prefer to taste my alcohol

[WingedPegasus]

*walks in* Well, that's disgusting. *walks out* =P

[Nolamom]

of course it's disgusting - this is the Cantina

[jelgate]

And I'm Jelgate the Great

[Livestick]

*walks in* Well, that's disgusting. *walks out* =P

You expecting something else from the cantina?

And I'm Jelgate the Great

Really? What's great about you?

[jelgate]

You expecting something else from the cantina?



Really? What's great about you?

I am sober