The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[squirrely1]

Time is an illusion. At least that is what I say to convince the hippies to give me their brownies

but those brownies are laced with marijuana here this is better... *gives him the jar of rubber cement* This kills your brain directly and leaves your lungs intact

[jelgate]

Actually research shows that pot smoke doesn't clog and damage your lungs like tobacco smoke

[squirrely1]

sure that's what they all say *sniffs more rubber cement*

[jelgate]

I've read scientific journals on the studies that compare the two drugs

[squirrely1]

I've read scientific journals on the studies that compare the two drugs

*burns all the scientific journals* but this is the Cantina...we don't read journals

[jelgate]

Only women and PH don't read. Mostly because they are illiterate

[squirrely1]

Only women and PH don't read. Mostly because they are illiterate

I will admit I don't read ....

[jelgate]

Because you are illiterate

[squirrely1]

Because you are illiterate

yeah well what do you expect with only three brain cells?

[jelgate]

I suspect its the average IQ of a teacher

[squirrely1]

I suspect its the average IQ of a teacher

maybe for art teachers...I'm sure Nola has at least 5

[Nolamom]

at least!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

at least!

Nola has 6?

[Nolamom]

maybe

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]