The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Ukko]

You know how many hours you have to work out to burn that off.........NEVER.

You will eat the bacon. See this quote from the mighty and awesome Ukko.

More bacon is greater than bacon. Which is why i always have more. But sometimes The Man tries to take that extra bacon, so i suffocate him with tofu and make sure the last thing he hears is me telling of the awesome of bacon.

But, The Man has minions. So, it is often up to me, a master of Bacon Fu, to lay these fools low, to make them unto dust and use them as fuel to cook more bacon. When i have had my fill, i stand atop the remaining corpses and shout "Lo! I say unto thee, foul demons of baconless heart! If ye do not heed my words and follow the ways of bacon, I shall strike thee down and thy skulls shall forever be used for the storage of bacon, that i would cook upon a grill and consume with knife and fork carved from thine ribcage."

And so it is that those baconless demons are hunted throughout Bacondom and beyond, for they, being without bacon and rejecting the noble ways of bacon, are scum and have no right to life.

Then we will have to force feed you. Ukko get my shovel

I got the dirty one.

[Graybrew1]

You will eat the bacon. See this quote from the mighty and awesome Ukko.







I got the dirty one.

Now that is just plain Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie.

[Ukko]

Now that is just plain Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie.

*Steals Graybrew*

[Graybrew1]

*Steals Graybrew*

*fights kicking screaming and biting*

[Ukko]

*fights kicking screaming and biting*

Ukko is too powerful.

[Graybrew1]

Ukko is too powerful.

Maybe so, but you will be sore.

[Ukko]

Maybe so, but you will be sore.

Then i must put my kidnapped nurses to use.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Ukko is too powerful.

But your hand is stuck behind your head

[Ukko]

But your hand is stuck behind your head

I dont need it when im this distracting.

Spoiler:

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

I dont need it when im this distracting.

Spoiler:

[IMG]http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Folksky/l.jp[/MG]

[Ukko]

Im so cool, im gonna eat a yogurt........and err, change clothes too.

Spoiler:

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Im so cool, im gonna eat a yogurt........and err, change clothes too.

Spoiler:

[IMG]http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Folksky/yogurteat.jpg[/G]

*waits for more pictures of Ukko*

[Ukko]

*waits for more pictures of Ukko*

Be amazed as i once again change clothes...and location.

Spoiler:

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Be amazed as i once again change clothes...and location.:weiranime2:

Spoiler:

[IMG]http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Folksky/Simone.jpg[/G]

*demands more*

[Ukko]

*demands more*

*Gets eaten by own hair*

Spoiler: