not offer to light a bonfire for sister in law. we ended up with the fire brigade coming round, some neighbour had phoned em. six firemen running down the pad towards us.....hold on ..maybe i will do that again (bonfire was checked by said hunky firemen and was found to be fine)
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Get massively stoned the night before I have a date with a girl I really like, should have known she'd text me, do you know how hard and how long it takes to type "I'm good how are you?" when you're stoned?Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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where i used to work there was a long conveyer belt down centre of room with machinists on either side one of my friends asked me for a light so i threw a box of matches to her which promptly opened and scattered on the belt they proceeded to the bottom of track and set fire to it ( they put it out but i didnt own up to it, was fraid get sack) i will never do that again
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thatll never happen tis the nature of the beast . WELCOME TO GATEWORLDOriginally posted by NarutoAngel221 View Post
i was staying on the sofa at my sisters and the phone rang at 3am it was a pervy he was saying the usual things when i interrupted things for him by saying "you need to speak to my sister" so i shouted "sue phone call" she picked up the extension a few mins passed she came storming in saying "why the f*** did you pass that pervert on to me." not do that again and in my defence i did think it was her divvy boyfriendLast edited by pookey; 21 August 2009, 04:07 AM.sigpicComment
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using my brother as target for pellet gun practicesigpicComment
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Few more for the time capsule...
- Never eat a full bowl of cake mixture again without actually making any cake.
- Never go into a gay bar again....just way too weird for so many reasons.sigpicComment
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never try to bash screws into a wall using a tomato sauce bottle (ill leave the result to your wonderful imaginations)
never paint bathroom black or your fridge blue
it was wet and sludgey on my brothers back yard my car was stuck tried to move it ended up 20 yards further down the yard (chickens were getting worried) brother went APE churned up all his gardenLast edited by pookey; 20 September 2009, 02:58 PM.sigpicComment
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*laughing hysterically* What is it with you and fire? Oh, my eyes are tearing!Originally posted by pookey View Postwhere i used to work there was a long conveyer belt down centre of room with machinists on either side one of my friends asked me for a light so i threw a box of matches to her which promptly opened and scattered on the belt they proceeded to the bottom of track and set fire to it ( they put it out but i didnt own up to it, was fraid get sack) i will never do that againsigpicComment
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Putting my foot into a bucket of coffee. HOLY CRAP, THAT IS FRICKIN' FREEZING!!!!!Tumblr: fashion4ducks.tumblr.com
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im sorry a bucket of coffee, cant you buy it in jars where you areOriginally posted by AlbinoMonkeyC View Post
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i always wondered what that pervert thought to that particular phone call dont you?Originally posted by Hiccups View PostsigpicComment
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Yep. A bucket of coffee. I was (still am) coffee-dying a pair of jeans so I can then have fun with bleach and circular rims.Originally posted by pookey View Postim sorry a bucket of coffee, cant you buy it in jars where you are
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