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    I am thinking florescent pink for a pedi. Maybe some white stamping on big toes.
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      girls are also adept at asking questions of us guys where we lose no matter how we answer it....

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        Originally posted by mad_gater View Post
        girls are also adept at asking questions of us guys where we lose no matter how we answer it....
        That is so true. In some cases but not all. But I freely admit that I can be twisted around a girl's little finger. Of course a lot depends on who the girl is of course.
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
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          Originally posted by Starfist View Post
          That is so true. In some cases but not all. But I freely admit that I can be twisted around a girl's little finger. Of course a lot depends on who the girl is of course.
          Do what Han Solo does, you'll be fine
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            But I don't have a smile 12 parsecs wide...
            "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
            Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
            Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
            Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
            I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
            To thy own self... Be true
            May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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              Originally posted by mad_gater View Post
              girls are also adept at asking questions of us guys where we lose no matter how we answer it....
              You need to think about the questions more then.
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                Girl: Does this make me look fat?
                Me:....Sorry, your um... assets were distracting me. You see as a guy I am easily distracted by attractive women, and you happen to be one therefore I was distracted by your um...what did you say?
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                  Originally posted by aretood2 View Post
                  Do what Han Solo does, you'll be fine
                  He ended up married with twins.
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                    Originally posted by aretood2 View Post
                    Do what Han Solo does, you'll be fine
                    *shoots first*

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                      Originally posted by Pharaoh Hamenthotep View Post
                      *shoots first*
                      Thats what tood does.........
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                      A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet
                      The truth isn't the truth

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                        Originally posted by Pharaoh Hamenthotep View Post
                        *shoots first*
                        You bet he did!
                        Originally posted by Gatefan1976 View Post
                        Thats what tood does.........
                        Wait....what?
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                          better off not knowing
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                            Shoots first, I thought.
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                              I was once asked by a girlfriend of mine who was wearing a figure hugging cocktail dress

                              She said, "'Wizzy' does my bum look big in this?" (Wizzy is a nickname that I am known as within certain circles I move in)
                              I replied "You're asking me..? I refuse to answer that question. Because whatever answer I give will be the wrong one. But let me say you look fantastic...!"
                              "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                              Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                              Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                              Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                              I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                              To thy own self... Be true
                              May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                                Originally posted by Starfist View Post
                                I was once asked by a girlfriend of mine who was wearing a figure hugging cocktail dress

                                She said, "'Wizzy' does my bum look big in this?" (Wizzy is a nickname that I am known as within certain circles I move in)
                                I replied "You're asking me..? I refuse to answer that question. Because whatever answer I give will be the wrong one. But let me say you look fantastic...!"
                                How did she react?
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