Admiral's Multi-Thunker Lounge

[Admiral Q O]

AQOVC: Daniel, it's so sweet how you arranged for us to be alone together.
AQOEDC: Cam will be here in a moment.
AQOVC: True...but we have now...
AQOEDC: Vala, I'm only here because Jack ordered me to come along.
AQOVC: That's the official story...yes...
AQOEDC: I give up.
AQOVC: That's the idea.

[Admiral Q O]

Have fun, Shippy!

[Admiral Q O]

AQOVC: The nuclear device is secure?
AQOECC: Yep.
AQOVC: Good. What did you tell Daniel?
AQOECC: Weapons training.
AQOVC: Good. He always falls for that one.

[Admiral Q O]

AQOECC: Uh, Vala, I just have one question.
AQOVC: Yes, my evil man?
AQOECC: How will dropping a nuke on them get them to change their minds about cancelling the show?
AQOVC: It won't...but it will sure make me feel a lot better.
AQOECC: Can't argue with that.

Editorial note: This is a joke...not meant to incite any sort of violence.

[Admiral Q O]

AQOEDC: Uh...guys...that looks like the Statue of Liberty.

Yes...stunning, isn't she?

AQOEDC: Why are we conducting weapons training in New York?
AQOECC: Special top secret anti-terroism program.
AQOEDC: Right...you know you're an incredibly lousy liar.
AQOVC: That's why he always loses his shirt at poker.

[Admiral Q O]

Daniel...Daniel!

AQOEDC: What?
AQOVC: Listen, I enjoy being tied up as much as the next girl...but now's not the time.
AQOEDC: Yes, it is. You were about to drop a bomb on New York!
AQOVC: Only on one particular building...
AQOEDC: Fallout, Vala...ever heard of that?
AQOVC: Yes...Season 7...when Jonas...
AQOECC: What happened? *sitting up, rubbing head*
AQOVC: You were zatted.
AQOECC: By you?
AQOVC: No, Daniel.
AQOECC: Oh...well...that's different for a change.

[hastiekido]

Hi Hastie...you wanted to talk about my punishment?

[hastiekido]

Quit that smile..it won't work on me today....

ofcourse it doesn't, your way to smart for it....

[Admiral Q O]

AQOECC: Okay...you're right. We can't let her drop a bomb on New York.
AQOEDC: Ya think?
AQOECC: But, since we're here...maybe we could send her down...let her try to talk some sense into them.
AQOEDC: I'm not so sure...

Good thing I always pack a basic outfit to change into.

[hastiekido]

there's no way I can talk me out of it, can I....
nope.....

[Admiral Q O]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a16...imera/ch11.jpg
there's no way I can talk me out of it, can I....
nope.....

Did you need to borrow some plastic ties there, hastie?

[Admiral Q O]

Blah...blah...blah...
(*that's it...look at my legs, boys*)


So you can see why the show cannot be cancelled.


What do you mean by no, exactly?

[Admiral Q O]

AQOVC: I can't believe they wouldn't take me seriously.
AQOECC: It's gonna be alright, Vala. We still have each other. They can't take that away.
AQOVC: I suppose you're right. *sniff*
AQOECC: Let's go home.
AQOVC: Okay.
AQOEDC: Thank you...maybe I can actually get some work done today after all.
AQOECC: Should I zat him?
AQOVC: You do owe him one.

*zat fire...thud*

Dang, but that felt good.

[Admiral Q O]

FYI...we'll be offline 8/26 to 9/4 for a clone retreat with the Admiral.

[hastiekido]

uuuh...Hastie...are those Addy's plastic ties...