Originally posted by cajnjirl
See, I had my Jack clone, and he was the only one for so long that he got used to getting all the attention. Then, I got my Jonas clone and he was totally submissive, so we didn’t have a problem, but then my Paul clone came along and my Jack clone sat me down for a little talk.
AQOJaC: What are you doing bringing another officer in here?
AQO: He’s cute. Don’t you think so?
AQOJaC: Yeah, but I already have to share you with Jonas.
AQO: You’ll still have priority.
AQOJaC: Yeah, I know, but he’s military. You can’t have two military clones.
AQO: Why not?
AQOJaC: It’s not fair. What if he gets a promotion, and we end up being equal rank?
AQO: Two colonels…hmmm…<sigh>
AQOJaC: See what I mean? You’re thinking less of me already. Making someone else equal with me.
AQO: I’m sorry, you’re right. We’ll need to be sure that you always outrank him.
AQOJaC: That works. I know just how to do it, too.
AQO: How?
AQOJaC: I’ll be your Jedi Master…once a Master, always a Master, and you can’t have more than one. Just call me Master Jack.
AQO: Hmm…I see potential here…will you let me play with your light saber? Teach me the ways of your force? <wink>
AQOJaC: Yeahsureyoubetcha…let’s start with the many uses of silk…
AQO: Yes, Master.
What happened after that is strictly between me and Jack.
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