Ayan's Evil Laboratory

[Naonak]

*quietly sits in the corner shaking, trying not to be noticed*

[Syera]

Hey, Naonak, care for some of that hydrogen peroxide/dihydrogen monoxide/sodium chloride/lemon mix? It's really quite good. The hydrogen peroxide neutralizes any unpleasant tastes lurking in the dihydrogen monoxide, and the sodium chloride is quite necessary for your body's function.

Lemon juice optional; some people can't get past the sour taste.

[Lilith]

Ahhhh I can keep him.....what should I name him? Bob, no? Henry? no, I'll call him Doctor J that has a hot fakey doc namey ring to it........ Wonder if Dr.J will look good in drag? Hugh Laurie is Lol in drag but Daneil will be very entertaining....hey you have any Shep, Lorne, Taylor Hicks, or Ford Clones I could borrow? I'm throwing a party and it's mainly going to be them playing strip poker I'm gonna make sure no one cheats .......if you want to be Co-referee you're welcome to join. Master will no nothing of this message it will self distruct in 5.......4.......3.......2......1.... GOOD BYE......Dang sorry my explosive paper was on sale.......and I guess they were selling the kind that doesn't explode all of th- Kaboom!!!

get me some DNA and I can make you some

[Lilith]

oh boy.... just remember guys, what happens in the lab, stays in the lab and creating the really big mutant monsters is my job.... don't mess with my job

[Prior Mal]

hi

[Lilith]

hi Prior Mal! welcome to my laboratory!! just don't blow anything up, and unless i give you permission, stay away from my clones ... ya don't wanna make me angry.... enjoy!

[Jessica]

hi Prior Mal! welcome to my laboratory!! just don't blow anything up, and unless i give you permission, stay away from my clones ... ya don't wanna make me angry.... enjoy!

gee that makes me feel comfortable...things cna blow up in here

[wormhole93]

Hi Mal!!

Hey, Ayan, mind if I make some clonies???? Nah, I didn't think so....

Me: *pours funkylookingmix into beaker along with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop* Muahahaaaaa!!! This is gonna be good!
*beaker sizzles....sizzle sizzle sizzle....then EXPLODES!!!*
*goop is everywhere, on the floor, on the ceiling, in my soda; but clone is nowhere to be seen*
Me: Aw, crap!! *thinks* What did I do wrong? *thinks harder* *harder* *HARDER* *brain blows up* I got it!
*pours funkylookingmix with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop AND cherry Dr. Pepper(the secret ingredient) into beaker*
*beaker shakes...shake shake shake....blinding light appears from beaker...aaaahhhhh....and....and...AND....*
*Danny clone stands in the middle of the lab*
Me: Voila! It's beautiful! *hugs Danny clone* Yay!

Now I have my own Danny clone!! Whoopeee!!!!

[Lilith]

if you read the first two pages, several things have blown up in here.... welcome Jessica!

[Jessica]

Hi Mal!!

Hey, Ayan, mind if I make some clonies???? Nah, I didn't think so....

Me: *pours funkylookingmix into beaker along with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop* Muahahaaaaa!!! This is gonna be good!
*beaker sizzles....sizzle sizzle sizzle....then EXPLODES!!!*
*goop is everywhere, on the floor, on the ceiling, in my soda; but clone is nowhere to be seen*
Me: Aw, crap!! *thinks* What did I do wrong? *thinks harder* *harder* *HARDER* *brain blows up* I got it!
*pours funkylookingmix with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop AND cherry Dr. Pepper(the secret ingredient) into beaker*
*beaker shakes...shake shake shake....blinding light appears from beaker...aaaahhhhh....and....and...AND....*
*Danny clone stands in the middle of the lab*
Me: Voila! It's beautiful! *hugs Danny clone* Yay!

Now I have my own Danny clone!! Whoopeee!!!!

[Lilith]

Hi Mal!!

Hey, Ayan, mind if I make some clonies???? Nah, I didn't think so....

Me: *pours funkylookingmix into beaker along with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop* Muahahaaaaa!!! This is gonna be good!
*beaker sizzles....sizzle sizzle sizzle....then EXPLODES!!!*
*goop is everywhere, on the floor, on the ceiling, in my soda; but clone is nowhere to be seen*
Me: Aw, crap!! *thinks* What did I do wrong? *thinks harder* *harder* *HARDER* *brain blows up* I got it!
*pours funkylookingmix with smellysubstancethatlookslikegoop AND cherry Dr. Pepper(the secret ingredient) into beaker*
*beaker shakes...shake shake shake....blinding light appears from beaker...aaaahhhhh....and....and...AND....*
*Danny clone stands in the middle of the lab*
Me: Voila! It's beautiful! *hugs Danny clone* Yay!

Now I have my own Danny clone!! Whoopeee!!!!

ya could have just used the clone generator.... it's set on Danny right now, but ya can also make Shep, Mitchell, Ford, O'Neill, and Teal'c.... i still need to get DNA samples for any other settings

[wormhole93]

WHAT??? What clone generator??!! Grrrrrr...ah, well, at least I MADE my own Danny clone. Hmmf!

[Lilith]

WHAT??? What clone generator??!! Grrrrrr...ah, well, at least I MADE my own Danny clone. Hmmf!

[Syera]

Is it me, or are the clones unusually brainless? I'd start looking into those cloning methods if I were you...

Meanwhile, the Rodney McKay simulations are running smoothly...





He's even got that hand-wavy thing down to a T! ^_^

[wormhole93]

Fine fine fine, I'll make another Danny clone from your "clone generator", just 'cause you gave me those eyes. hee hee hee....

Me: *enters Ayan's not-so-tidy lab* *walks over to clone generator which is set on "DANIEL"* *presses "CLONE" button*
*Danny clone appears and steps out of generator*
Me: *hugs Danny clone* Yay!!! *presses "CLONE" button again*
*Danny clone appears and steps out of generator*
Me: *hugs other Danny clone* Yaaaaayyy!!! *presses "CLONE" button once more*
*Danny clone appears and steps out of generator*
Me: *hugs the other Danny clone* YAAAYYY!!! Let's go shopping for some stylish clothes, whadda say Dannies?
Dannies: Sure!
*all walk into store for clones*
...3 hours later...
*all walk out of store lookin' fine and wearing stylin' clothes*
Dannies: That was fun!
Me:
Yipeeee!! Now I have FOUR Danny clones including the one that I made meself! Squee!