Note to self: Implement new anti-virus measures based on wraithinator virus recovered from debris near a star in the Pegasus galaxy.
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Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Dr WeirNot going to happen, ^ gets wraithed.Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Dr WeirIt's so deep into ur body to do that.....and you kind of dead.Cogito ergo dubito.
"How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by Odin's eyesI don't understand this. How come everyone teases me?
I'm supposed to be their God and all they do is laugh, wraith and put me in a cage.
Even the replicators are laughing at me as impossible as that sounds...
Pretty soon not even the humans will fear me.
**Uses pyscho-Wraith Powers to make Odin's Jaffas draw doughnuts on the walls.**
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Originally posted by TechnoWraithI'm not picking on YOU, Odin. I'm just making your Jaffas do stupid stuff.
**Uses pyscho-Wraith Powers to make Odin's Jaffas draw doughnuts on the walls.**
*snaps out of trance*
Ok, so I'm thinking of a new idea... Here it comes: A palace without Jaffas!
I know... crazy. But I will save money from not having to clean the walls all the time.
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