Stargate and life's lessons...

[bbfan]

Name the top three lessons you have learned over the last 7+ years of Stargate?

I'll start...

1. When you're backed into a corner or being chased by bad... people, I want Jack O'Neill watching my six...

2. Don't, under ANY circumstances... eat yellow... square things... especially the one's that are given to you by little grey guys...

3. When all else fails... blow it up!...

[aschen]

Wow. We really have learned a lot, haven't we?

[lord-anubis]

stay in school or you will end up like jack

[Ugly Pig]

I learned that not all TV suck, does that count?

[greytop]

There may be life on other planets.

[NightGloom]

If you see someone with glowing eyes and a snake in their head claiming to be a god, kill them in any way possible. But just wait for awhile until a new more powerful one shows up.

[Jprime]

Under NO circomstances stand in the way of an alien artifact being powered up for the first time in a couple thousand years, no matter HOW empty the center appears to be...

[Bomber]

When you're patient is suffering from some bizarre alien illness/wound, pumping them five times the lethal dose of drug x will always work!

[Liv]

< silly mode on >

Best not to touch mirrors of any kind, unless you want to find yourself in some wacky upside down universe where nothing makes any sense whatsoever and impending doom is likely to strike at any minute.

If you're suddenly invisible with the neat ability to walk through walls, do not fret, you are not a ghost. You've simply been exposed to the rays of a very pretty crystal skull. Next time you stumble across one, do not - I repeat not - look directly into its eyes. Just walk away. Plenty of other harmless skulls laying around, I'm sure.

< silly mode off >

[Starlilica]

Under NO circomstances stand in the way of an alien artifact being powered up for the first time in a couple thousand years, no matter HOW empty the center appears to be...

And if you do, under NO circumstances touch the blue, watery like substance.



Under NO circumstances trust anything Noridic with a red stone set into it.


Heros always have unlimited amount of ammo, unless they are wounded and hiding from the enemy.

[CoffeeGirl]

My top three lessons?

1.) The difference between a thing that might go wrong and a Thing That Cannot Possibly Go Wrong? When a Thing That Cannot Possibly Go Wrong goes wrong, it turns out to be almost impossible to get at or repair.*

2.) If someones yells "DUCK!" - do so. Ask questions later.

3.) If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.


*courtesy of Mr. Douglas Adams

[Ancient 1]

Thanks to this show my "Conspiracy Theory" paranoia about governments and aliens being in collaboration is alive and well.

[Starfury]

If you do tech support for a very large printer firm, and you take a call from the Dept. of the Air Force, and the printer is located at the Cheyenne Mountain Complex and the sergeant says that the printer is "mission critical," send a technician or you may not live to regret it.

BTW...This really happened to me. But the guy just went "huh?" when I tried to ask him about Stargate. Coverup?...naaaaah.

[Sela]

I've learned that no matter how many of my boyfriends drop dead, one day, there will someone who will live long enough for me to love.

[NightGloom]

Don't stand directly in front of a large ring after someone dials a large pedistal with symbols in it.

"We come in peace" doesn't always work.

A really smart archeologist can decifer any language if you give him about 15 minutes and a few commercial breaks.