If you recall the promo for the SG1 walk on role, there were several candidates being interviewed by Sam & Sheppard. (I personally like the gymnasts doing backflips.) Ever since then, I've had this scene in my mind that goes something like this...
A base information officer is giving a tour of the SGC...
BIO: "The SGC operates under the tightest of security and with the utmost of seriousness given that the Stargate, the doorway to the Earth, is right here..."
An alarm sounds, sirens go off.
Chevron-guy: 'An unscheduled off-world activation. All guards to the gateroom, standby to seal the base. General O'neil to the control room'
BIO: Don't worry, its just a precaution.
Chevron-guy: 'IDC *NOT* recognized, closing the Iris.'
O'Neil (Rushing in): 'Belay that order, keep it open.'
Chevron-guy: 'But SIR!'
ONeil: 'Belay that order and stand down the guards'
Close up of feet steping through the threshold. Close up of the person's face.
Medium shot of the person.
Person: 'Somebody order a Pizza?'
(Show date/time stuff)
ONeil: 'Go order your own.'
A base information officer is giving a tour of the SGC...
BIO: "The SGC operates under the tightest of security and with the utmost of seriousness given that the Stargate, the doorway to the Earth, is right here..."
An alarm sounds, sirens go off.
Chevron-guy: 'An unscheduled off-world activation. All guards to the gateroom, standby to seal the base. General O'neil to the control room'
BIO: Don't worry, its just a precaution.
Chevron-guy: 'IDC *NOT* recognized, closing the Iris.'
O'Neil (Rushing in): 'Belay that order, keep it open.'
Chevron-guy: 'But SIR!'
ONeil: 'Belay that order and stand down the guards'
Close up of feet steping through the threshold. Close up of the person's face.
Medium shot of the person.
Person: 'Somebody order a Pizza?'
(Show date/time stuff)
ONeil: 'Go order your own.'
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