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    #46
    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
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      #47
      1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
      2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
      3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
      4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
      5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
      6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
      7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
      8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
      9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
      10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
      11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
      12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
      13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
      14. to plunder Will's pants
      15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
      16. to run away with guns
      17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
      18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
      19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
      20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
      21. I will not call Henry a geek.
      22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
      23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
      24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
      25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
      26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
      27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
      28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
      29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
      30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
      31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
      32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
      33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
      35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
      36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
      37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
      38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
      39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
      40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
      41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
      42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
      43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
      44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
      45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
      46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
      47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
      48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
      49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
      50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
      51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
      52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
      53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
      54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
      55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
      56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
      57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
      58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
      59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
      60. I will not call Will huggybear.
      61. I will not call Will Concubine.
      62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
      63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
      64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
      65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
      66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
      67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
      68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
      69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
      70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
      71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
      72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
      73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
      74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
      75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
      76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
      78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
      79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
      80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
      81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
      82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
      83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
      84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
      85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
      86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
      87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
      88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
      89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
      90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
      91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
      92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
      93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
      92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
      93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
      94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
      95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
      96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
      97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
      98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
      99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
      (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
      100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
      101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
      102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
      103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
      104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
      105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
      106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
      107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
      108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
      109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
      110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
      111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
      112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
      113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
      114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
      115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
      116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
      117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
      118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
      119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
      120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
      121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
      122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
      123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
      124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
      125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
      126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
      127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
      128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
      129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
      130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
      131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
      132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
      133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
      134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
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        #48
        1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
        2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
        3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
        4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
        5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
        6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
        7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
        8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
        9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
        10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
        11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
        12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
        13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
        14. to plunder Will's pants
        15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
        16. to run away with guns
        17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
        18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
        19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
        20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
        21. I will not call Henry a geek.
        22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
        23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
        24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
        25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
        26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
        27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
        28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
        29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
        30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
        31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
        32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
        33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
        35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
        36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
        37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
        38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
        39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
        40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
        41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
        42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
        43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
        44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
        45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
        46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
        47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
        48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
        49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
        50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
        51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
        52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
        53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
        54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
        55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
        56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
        57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
        58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
        59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
        60. I will not call Will huggybear.
        61. I will not call Will Concubine.
        62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
        63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
        64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
        65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
        66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
        67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
        68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
        69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
        70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
        71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
        72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
        73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
        74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
        75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
        76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
        78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
        79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
        80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
        81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
        82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
        83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
        84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
        85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
        86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
        87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
        88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
        89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
        90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
        91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
        92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
        93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
        92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
        93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
        94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
        95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
        96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
        97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
        98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
        99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
        (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
        100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
        101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
        102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
        103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
        104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
        105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
        106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
        107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
        108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
        109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
        110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
        111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
        112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
        113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
        114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
        115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
        116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
        117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
        118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
        119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
        120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
        121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
        122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
        123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
        124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
        125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
        126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
        127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
        128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
        129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
        130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
        131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
        132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
        133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
        134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
        135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
        136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
        137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
        138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
        139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
        140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
        Last edited by StarSancFar; September 3, 2011, 12:34 PM. Reason: bolded my new ones :)
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          #49
          1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
          2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
          3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
          4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
          5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
          6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
          7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
          8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
          9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
          10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
          11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
          12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
          13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
          14. to plunder Will's pants
          15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
          16. to run away with guns
          17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
          18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
          19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
          20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
          21. I will not call Henry a geek.
          22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
          23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
          24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
          25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
          26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
          27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
          28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
          29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
          30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
          31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
          32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
          33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
          35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
          36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
          37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
          38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
          39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
          40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
          41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
          42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
          43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
          44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
          45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
          46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
          47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
          48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
          49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
          50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
          51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
          52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
          53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
          54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
          55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
          56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
          57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
          58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
          59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
          60. I will not call Will huggybear.
          61. I will not call Will Concubine.
          62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
          63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
          64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
          65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
          66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
          67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
          68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
          69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
          70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
          71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
          72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
          73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
          74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
          75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
          76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
          78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
          79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
          80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
          81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
          82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
          83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
          84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
          85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
          86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
          87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
          88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
          89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
          90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
          91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
          92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
          93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
          92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
          93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
          94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
          95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
          96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
          97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
          98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
          99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
          (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
          100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
          101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
          102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
          103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
          104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
          105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
          106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
          107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
          108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
          109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
          110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
          111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
          112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
          113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
          114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
          115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
          116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
          117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
          118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
          119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
          120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
          121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
          122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
          123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
          124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
          125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
          126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
          127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
          128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
          129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
          130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
          131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
          132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
          133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
          134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
          135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
          136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
          137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
          138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
          139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
          140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
          141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
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            #50
            1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
            2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
            3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
            4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
            5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
            6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
            7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
            8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
            9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
            10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
            11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
            12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
            13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
            14. to plunder Will's pants
            15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
            16. to run away with guns
            17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
            18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
            19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
            20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
            21. I will not call Henry a geek.
            22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
            23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
            24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
            25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
            26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
            27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
            28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
            29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
            30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
            31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
            32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
            33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
            35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
            36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
            37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
            38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
            39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
            40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
            41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
            42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
            43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
            44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
            45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
            46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
            47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
            48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
            49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
            50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
            51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
            52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
            53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
            54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
            55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
            56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
            57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
            58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
            59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
            60. I will not call Will huggybear.
            61. I will not call Will Concubine.
            62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
            63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
            64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
            65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
            66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
            67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
            68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
            69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
            70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
            71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
            72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
            73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
            74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
            75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
            76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
            78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
            79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
            80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
            81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
            82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
            83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
            84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
            85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
            86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
            87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
            88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
            89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
            90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
            91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
            92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
            93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
            92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
            93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
            94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
            95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
            96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
            97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
            98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
            99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
            (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
            100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
            101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
            102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
            103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
            104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
            105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
            106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
            107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
            108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
            109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
            110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
            111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
            112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
            113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
            114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
            115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
            116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
            117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
            118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
            119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
            120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
            121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
            122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
            123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
            124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
            125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
            126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
            127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
            128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
            129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
            130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
            131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
            132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
            133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
            134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
            135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
            136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
            137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
            138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
            139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
            140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
            141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
            142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
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            Comment


              #51
              1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
              2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
              3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
              4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
              5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
              6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
              7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
              8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
              9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
              10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
              11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
              12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
              13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
              14. to plunder Will's pants
              15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
              16. to run away with guns
              17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
              18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
              19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
              20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
              21. I will not call Henry a geek.
              22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
              23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
              24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
              25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
              26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
              27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
              28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
              29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
              30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
              31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
              32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
              33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
              35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
              36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
              37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
              38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
              39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
              40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
              41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
              42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
              43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
              44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
              45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
              46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
              47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
              48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
              49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
              50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
              51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
              52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
              53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
              54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
              55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
              56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
              57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
              58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
              59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
              60. I will not call Will huggybear.
              61. I will not call Will Concubine.
              62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
              63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
              64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
              65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
              66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
              67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
              68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
              69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
              70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
              71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
              72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
              73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
              74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
              75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
              76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
              78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
              79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
              80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
              81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
              82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
              83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
              84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
              85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
              86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
              87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
              88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
              89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
              90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
              91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
              92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
              93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
              92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
              93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
              94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
              95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
              96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
              97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
              98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
              99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
              (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
              100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
              101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
              102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
              103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
              104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
              105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
              106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
              107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
              108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
              109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
              110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
              111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
              112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
              113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
              114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
              115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
              116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
              117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
              118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
              119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
              120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
              121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
              122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
              123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
              124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
              125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
              126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
              127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
              128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
              129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
              130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
              131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
              132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
              133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
              134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
              135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
              136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
              137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
              138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
              139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
              140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
              141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
              142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
              143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
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              Comment


                #52
                1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
                2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
                3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
                4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
                5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
                6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
                7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
                8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
                9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
                10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
                11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
                12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
                13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
                14. to plunder Will's pants
                15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
                16. to run away with guns
                17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
                18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
                19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
                20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
                21. I will not call Henry a geek.
                22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
                23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
                24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
                25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
                26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
                27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
                28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
                29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
                30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
                31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
                32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
                33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
                35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
                36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
                37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
                38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
                39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
                40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
                41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
                42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
                43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
                44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
                45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
                46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
                47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
                48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
                49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
                50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
                51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
                52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
                53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
                54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
                55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
                56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
                57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
                58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
                59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
                60. I will not call Will huggybear.
                61. I will not call Will Concubine.
                62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
                63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
                64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
                65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
                66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
                67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
                68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
                69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
                70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
                71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
                72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
                73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
                74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
                75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
                76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
                78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
                79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
                80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
                81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
                82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
                83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
                84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
                85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
                86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
                87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
                88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
                89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
                90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
                91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
                92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
                93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
                92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
                93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
                94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
                95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
                96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
                97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
                98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
                99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
                (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
                100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
                101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
                102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
                103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
                104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
                105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
                106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
                107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
                108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
                109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
                110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
                111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
                112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
                113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
                114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
                115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
                116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
                117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
                118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
                119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
                120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
                121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
                122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
                123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
                124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
                125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
                126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
                127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
                128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
                129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
                130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
                131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
                132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
                133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
                134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
                135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
                136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
                137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
                138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
                139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
                140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
                141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
                142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
                143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
                144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
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                Comment


                  #53
                  1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
                  2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
                  3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
                  4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
                  5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
                  6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
                  7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
                  8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
                  9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
                  10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
                  11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
                  12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
                  13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
                  14. to plunder Will's pants
                  15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
                  16. to run away with guns
                  17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
                  18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
                  19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
                  20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
                  21. I will not call Henry a geek.
                  22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
                  23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
                  24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
                  25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
                  26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
                  27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
                  28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
                  29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
                  30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
                  31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
                  32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
                  33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
                  35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
                  36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
                  37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
                  38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
                  39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
                  40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
                  41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
                  42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
                  43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
                  44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
                  45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
                  46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
                  47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
                  48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
                  49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
                  50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
                  51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
                  52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
                  53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
                  54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
                  55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
                  56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
                  57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
                  58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
                  59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
                  60. I will not call Will huggybear.
                  61. I will not call Will Concubine.
                  62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
                  63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
                  64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
                  65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
                  66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
                  67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
                  68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
                  69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
                  70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
                  71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
                  72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
                  73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
                  74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
                  75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
                  76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
                  78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
                  79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
                  80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
                  81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
                  82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
                  83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
                  84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
                  85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
                  86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
                  87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
                  88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
                  89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
                  90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
                  91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
                  92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
                  93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
                  92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
                  93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
                  94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
                  95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
                  96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
                  97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
                  98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
                  99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
                  (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
                  100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
                  101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
                  102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
                  103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
                  104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
                  105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
                  106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
                  107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
                  108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
                  109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
                  110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
                  111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
                  112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
                  113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
                  114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
                  115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
                  116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
                  117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
                  118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
                  119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
                  120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
                  121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
                  122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
                  123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
                  124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
                  125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
                  126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
                  127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
                  128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
                  129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
                  130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
                  131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
                  132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
                  133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
                  134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
                  135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
                  136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
                  137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
                  138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
                  139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
                  140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
                  141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
                  142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
                  143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
                  144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
                  145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
                  146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
                  147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.
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                    #54
                    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
                    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
                    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
                    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
                    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
                    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
                    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
                    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
                    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
                    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
                    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
                    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
                    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
                    14. to plunder Will's pants
                    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
                    16. to run away with guns
                    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
                    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
                    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
                    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
                    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
                    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
                    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
                    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
                    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
                    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
                    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
                    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
                    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
                    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
                    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
                    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
                    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
                    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
                    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
                    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
                    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
                    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
                    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
                    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
                    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
                    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
                    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
                    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
                    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
                    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
                    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
                    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
                    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
                    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
                    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
                    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
                    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
                    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
                    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
                    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
                    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
                    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
                    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
                    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
                    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
                    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
                    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
                    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
                    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
                    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
                    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
                    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
                    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
                    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
                    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
                    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
                    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
                    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
                    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
                    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
                    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
                    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
                    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
                    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
                    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
                    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
                    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
                    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
                    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
                    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
                    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
                    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
                    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
                    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
                    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
                    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
                    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
                    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
                    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
                    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
                    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
                    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
                    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
                    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
                    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
                    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
                    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
                    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
                    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
                    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
                    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
                    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
                    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
                    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
                    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
                    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
                    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
                    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
                    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
                    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
                    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
                    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
                    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
                    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
                    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
                    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
                    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
                    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
                    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
                    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
                    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
                    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
                    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
                    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
                    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
                    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
                    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
                    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
                    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
                    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
                    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
                    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
                    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
                    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
                    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
                    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
                    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
                    143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
                    144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
                    145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
                    146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
                    147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.
                    148. I will not insist that Nikola get a manicure.
                    149. I will not glue myself to Nikola, Henry or Will.
                    150. I will not learn Serbian, just to impress Nikola.


                    I like 146!
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