Wraith Worshippers Anonymous - The Chill-Out Hive (Role Playing Thread)

[Hellraiser-89]

*HR and his girls wave to Addict and her boys before she falls asleep*
HR: speaking of sleeping, is Tania still passed out?
Laura: I think so
HR: I'll go wake her then. She's probably hungry now as well

[Todd's Pet]

TP: *selects a cake* Gosh I've missed PA and her boys... *to Steve* You could telepathically send Craig a big squishy hug and kiss from me, couldn't you?

Steve: No! I could not!

TP: *beckons Grouch & Grumble over* You would do that for me, wouldn't you, boys?

Grouch & Grumble: *head off to look for Craig*

Steve: *facepalm* Somehow I don;t think he's going to like it when they find him...

TP: *chomps cakes* Delicious, Craig - just like you!

[WraithTech]

Orb: *grabs a green-iced fairy cake and a handful of Ronon-shaped cookies*

Bullseye: *sets up obstacle courses on the table, made of things like containers of sprinkles and wells of chocolate syrup*

Orb and Bullseye: *play runner hunting games and X-Treme Dex Tossing with the Ronon-shaped cookies*

[Bajka20]

Bajka: Och! Fairy Cakes! I love it! Thanks Craig.

Marek: He is gone. He can`t hear you.

Bajka: But I must say "Thank you".

Marek: Say "Thank you" to me.

Bajka: For what?

Rocky: Say "Thank you" to me.

Bajka: Gregus! Thank you!

Gregus: Kids.

[Leeta]

*Astor and Leeta enjoy some morning coffee with the cookies Craig has left.*

Leeta: *sips it* Delicious

Astor: *bites off the head first*

[addicted_to_steve]

Addict: *enters and hones in on Ronon shaped cookies, which she dips head first into a steaming mug of very hot coffee* Thanks for the cookies, Craig.

Tony: *whips out his coloured icing tubes and starts drawing violent things on the Ronon cookies* This never gets old

[WraithTech]

Orb: New Tau'ri game, Bullseye, one that you will like better: paper football, using the Ronon cookies as footballs!

Bullseye: *propels the cookies with such force that they break apart as they hurl through the goalposts* You are correct. This is much more fun.

[Todd's Pet]

You are so right - this game never gets old!

Steve & TP: *pick up an extra big Ronon cookie and both start to eat it from either end, nibbling slowly until their lips meet* Sweet!

[Hellraiser-89]

Sally: *bites the head off a Ronon cookie* Mm Runner flavored!
Laura: Mine broke!
HR: Here, have mine, my Queen
Laura: *purrs* Thank you my worshiper. That deserves some "special attention" tonight
HR: I'd do anything for you my Queen *thinks to himself* Woo, the plan worked!

[addicted_to_steve]

Isn't it great when our devious plans work, HR?

*Tony and Addict start playing a particularly violent game of paper football with the Ronon cookies, until there is nothing left but a pile of crumbs*

Edgar: That is a waste of food. *sweeps up the cookie crumbs, places them in the food materialiser and they re-emerge as whole Ronon cookies* Continue

Tony: *brings out a water stunner filled with red icing and starts shooting it at a Ronon cookie* Target practice!

Addict: That looks like fun! Can I have a go?

Tony: *chuckling* Sure... with your aim, this should be entertaining.

Addict: *shoots at Ronon cookie, only to splatter Edgar in the head instead* Oooopsy! Sorry darling.

Edgar:

[WraithTech]

Steve & TP: *pick up an extra big Ronon cookie and both start to eat it from either end, nibbling slowly until their lips meet* Sweet!

Orb: Awwww, so sweet indeed!

Sally: *bites the head off a Ronon cookie* Mm Runner flavored!

Orb and Bullseye:

Edgar: That is a waste of food. *sweeps up the cookie crumbs, places them in the food materialiser and they re-emerge as whole Ronon cookies* Continue

Bullseye: I would do the same, but my worshipper is efficient at gathering up and eating all of the broken cookies and crumbs.

Orb: We have to keep a clean playing field.

Addict: *shoots at Ronon cookie, only to splatter Edgar in the head instead* Oooopsy! Sorry darling.

Orb: *to Addict* You'll have to help to clean up Edgar now.

[addicted_to_steve]

Bullseye: I would do the same, but my worshipper is efficient at gathering up and eating all of the broken cookies and crumbs.

Orb: We have to keep a clean playing field.

Addict: I admire your dedication to the cleanliness of the playing field, Orb. I admit I could eat the cookies, but as as Sally said - they're Runner flavoured

Tony: Come on, you love them! You were dipping them in your coffee.

Addict: *dips Ronon cookie in her coffee again, savouring the coffee-biscuity flavour* True that

Orb: *to Addict* You'll have to help to clean up Edgar now.

Addict: That may, or may not, have been my intention

[Hellraiser-89]

Isn't it great when our devious plans work, HR?

Addict: That may, or may not, have been my intention

I see what you mean

[Hellraiser-89]

HR & Tania: Bahahaha!
Juliet: Hey what's so funny?
Tania: we watched Stargate Sg-1 earlier, and McKay was on it. He said that he found Samantha Carter attractive and she told him to "suck a lemon!"
HR:
Juliet: Haha! That sounds fun! I'll have to watch it with you sometime, my worshiper!
HR: Yes you will

[addicted_to_steve]

Addict: I like that episode of SG1 - the dialogue between Sam and Rodney is priceless. You must be pretty early on in the series, have you come across Tanith yet? He's pretty much the sexiest gua'old of all time

Tony: Wraith. Worshippers. Anonymous.

Addict: *coughs* Sorry *goes back to dunking Ronon cookies*