Favorite Simon Line

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (11)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[mrscopterdoc]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (12)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (13)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[mrscopterdoc]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (14)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (15)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (0)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[mandogater]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (15)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (16)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (17)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (18)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[mrscopterdoc]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (0)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (19)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Alphabet Cookie]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (1)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (19)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (1)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (0)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (20)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Alphabet Cookie]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (1)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (1)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (20)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Starfist]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (1)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (20)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

[Alphabet Cookie]

- Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (0)
- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (2)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (3)
- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (2)
- Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (0)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (0)
- Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (0)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
- Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
- Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (0)
- Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (0)
- Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (20)
- Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
- Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (0)
- Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (1)
- Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
- (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)