Favorite Jayne Quotes

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (23)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (23)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (24)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (13)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (24)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (25)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (25)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (19)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (25)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (26)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (14)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (26)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (20)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (26)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (21)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (21)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (15)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (21)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (16)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (22)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (27)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)