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    Everything I need to know...

    ...I learned from Stargate: SG-1

    A game like the posters for Star Trek/My Cat/Kindergarden. For example:

    "Beware of Greeks bearing cake"
    Major Kawalsky
    I've clawed my way from Mature to Fodder! WOOHOO!
    U.S. Stargate Command

    #2
    Do not trust folks with strange voices and glowing eyes.

    Always request permission of your commanding officer to beat the c**p out of someone.

    Be respectful of other cultures - in some, it's within their rights to dismember you if you offend them!

    Nmom
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      #3
      Don't touch anything!

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        #4
        Don't assume anything

        Don't always believe what you see (reference to how innocent the Nox appeared)

        There is a nothing that a little chicken soup and a sarcophagus can't mend

        Always trust the little guys (cept ones named Loki)

        Remember to say "With all due respect..." when correcting someone.

        Listen when a person has a crazy idea... They are usually right.
        Red counter: 14 Dings and growing.

        Green (positive) JELLO donations are always welcome


        Mckay: Oh my god, He IS Kirk...

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          #5
          People named Jonas might not always make good replacements.
          Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
          Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!

          Col. Sandurz: Prepare for light speed.
          Dark Helmet: No, no, light speed is too slow.
          Col. Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
          Dark Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed!
          Col. Sandurz:Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't think the ship can take it.
          Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

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            #6
            "When caught in a time loop, be sure to take advantage of every...*ahem*...opportunity."
            "You cannot reason with your own heart;
            it has it's own laws and beats about things
            which the intellect scorns."
            - Mark Twain -

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              #7
              People named Jonas may not be good replacements, but they can be excellent additions !

              Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it.

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                #8
                Never trust alien technology.

                Guiness is a food group.

                Be nice to your enemies. They may(bourne) become your friends.
                Major Kawalsky
                I've clawed my way from Mature to Fodder! WOOHOO!
                U.S. Stargate Command

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                  #9
                  You can't go around naming everything "Enterprise."

                  The very young do not always do as they are told.

                  My way is not the only way.

                  Never end a sentence with a preposition.

                  Always have a plan B since plan A never works.

                  Be prepared to cross the bridge when you come to it.

                  Strong friendships and hard work can help you overcome seemingly insurmountable odds.

                  Never go up against SG-1 when death is on the line.
                  There is nothing cruvas with me.

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                    #10
                    Let Carter be "touched" and then touched some more............
                    "When all else fails, there's always delusion." - Conan O'Brien

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MAJKawalsky
                      Be nice to your enemies. They may(bourne) become your friends.
                      *hears the crowd groaning*

                      Things will never calm down, things will infact always calm up.

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                        #12
                        Nolamom - I love your "Fluffy, the Destroyer" picture!

                        Sorry for the OT but it made me laugh. Back to the topic at hand.

                        What have I learned? Uhmmm - Arrogance gets you your butt kicked.

                        And you can't call yourself a scientist unless you worship at the alter of Rodenberry.
                        Last edited by joshing123; 24 May 2004, 08:42 AM.

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                          #13
                          One shot stuns, two shots kill, three shots disintegrates.

                          Seek Forgiveness, Not Permission (My personal motto BTW)
                          Major Kawalsky
                          I've clawed my way from Mature to Fodder! WOOHOO!
                          U.S. Stargate Command

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                            #14
                            NINE LESSONS I'VE LEARNED SINCE WATCHING STARGATE SG-1

                            LESSON ONE: Anything can be McGyvered if you've got a couple of brilliant scientists - particularly when one is a linguist and the other is an astrophysicist.

                            LESSON TWO: You can come in CLOSE CONTACT with a Goa'uld and live to tell about it.

                            LESSON THREE: Penlights in the eye solve nothing.

                            LESSON FOUR: Special bonds with friends you consider family help when it comes to saving the world a couple of hundred times.

                            LESSON FIVE: Hammond of Texas is very wise.

                            LESSON SIX: Napoleonic Power Mongers are irreplacable.

                            LESSON SEVEN: Eager-beaver aliens from other planets, who seem to take on characteristics of recently ascended SGC members, should be given the benefit of the doubt.

                            LESSON EIGHT: A jaffa can learn to adapt to the Tau'ri sense of humor.

                            LESSON NINE: When you cross a sarcastic and stubborn colonel, a strong and brilliant doctor/captain/major, a friendly and caring linguist, and a loyal and stoic jaffa, you've got a force to be reckoned with. Don't test them.

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                              #15
                              Don't get stung by HUGE flying bugs.

                              Be careful when looking into alien objects that suddenly show up on a wall.

                              Never leave home without your GDO.

                              Crazyness/Insaneness is usually caused by alien technology.
                              No snurching any Pictures I post!! (without my permission)

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