pantsgate sg-1

[Larry The Chevron Guy]

Daniel: Pants.
Chaka: Shhhakaaaa!
Daniel: No, Paaaaants.
Chaka: Shhakaaaaa!

[iwannabeLexa]

From Season One's "The Enemy Within"

Jack O'Neill: Listen. Um, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me.
Major Kawalsky: We're friends.
Jack O'Neill: If you don't make it... can I have your pants?

[Feli]

O'Neill: I ask you. What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this?

ROFLMAO! Oh god, now I have this image in my head of Frasier shining her tiny penlight into his pants, trying to figure out what's wrong with him...

Priceless, thank you!

[Bagpuss]

Sam to Jack during episode Enemies(?) "Welcome To MY Pants"....Maybe not such a good example! Ugh!

Jack to Sam:"He's looking a lttle P#####".
Sam to Jack:"We did just destroy his Pants"(Enemies ep)

[Crazedwraith]

Daniel (Poltics): Yes, we'll just upload a virius into his pants.

Message in a bottle:
Teal'c Undomesticated underwear could not remove me.
Jack: It's Wild Pants Teal'c.

[Apepi]

The Fellger and Cummes piece is so funny,a really good episode i must say,well brought up.

[Sparki101]

Daniel: "Well, if it wasn't for Sha're I probably..." He cuts himself off, thinking of Sha're. "She was the complete opposite of everyone else. She practically fell on the floor laughing every time I tried to do some chore they all took for granted. Like, um, grinding yafetta pants. I mean, have you ever tried to grind your own pants?"
Jack: I'm trying to quit the whole pants thing

O'Neill, to Daniel and handing him some big pants: "You're late. Put these on."
Daniel: "It doesn't look like my prescription."

Daniel, looking at his pants and thinking of something: "Do you think these things need to be fed?"

Teal'c: "The Goa'uld visit here regularly. It is one of their favorite places to harvest hosts for Goa'uld absorption."
Daniel: "You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings not...pants."

Daniel: "Teal'c, are you ok?"
Teal'c: "Why?"
Daniel: "Well, for starters you've lost your infant pants."
Teal'c: "I still feel its presence."
Daniel: "Really? That must be like continuing to feel a limb after it's lost."

Carter: "This is beautiful."
O'Neill: "But where there's a garden, there's snakes."
Daniel: "And pants." He sneezes. "Way too many pants."

Shyla, getting excited: "You know of the pants?"
Daniel: "Yeah, I've...I've used one before. Couple of times too many if you ask me."

Burke: Thanks buddy. Is that, that pants that made that guy do that thing?
Daniel: Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
Jack: Good, that's good.
Lee: Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not smelling any more so.
Daniel: Smelling thing really gives it away so if it's not smelling any more it shouldn't be on any more.
Lee: Do you want to hold it?
Daniel: Nope.

Teal'c: "We believe it to be a teleportation device."
Rothman: "Are you serious?"
Daniel: "That's good, Robert, be skeptical."
Hammond: "We were hoping your archaeological expertise would help provide insight into where he may have been sent."
Rothman: "It's a pair of pants!"
Daniel: "Not that skeptical."

Daniel: "Drop your pants!"

McKAY: By magical fairy beings. (To server) Is there lemon on the pants?

SERVER: It's lemon pants.

McKAY: So it is. I'm mortally allergic to pants. One drop of them and I could die. I'll have what ever that is. (To Sam) I have to be very careful.

O'Neill: "Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with pants."

O'Neill: "Apparently Kennedy's pants are selective."

O'Neill: "Keep the pants on. I'll be back."

O'Neill, after Janet's left: "Napoleonic pants monger."

O'Neill: "Let's go home." They start to leave. "Daniel?"
Daniel: "Yeah?"
O'Neill: "Pants."

[SGSlugger]

Teal'c: Undomestacted pants will not remove me.

O'neill: Alright Daniel, figure out the Point of Pants.

[iwannabeLexa]

From Stargate the Movie

Jack O'Neill: I wouldn't feed that thing..
Daniel Jackson: It's got Pants.. it's domesticated!

[Teal'c]

McKay: "Nothing can stop the destruction I bring upon you!" Then the pants shut down. "Oops, sorry, nevermind!"

Jack: In fact, the Tok'ra are starting to annoy me in general.
Sam: Sir?
Jack: Don't get me wrong Carter, your dad's great, I love him like a brother. It's just every time they show up, it seems like there's all kinds of...
*Anise comes through the gate*
Daniel: Yup, looks like pants to me.

Jack: Well apparently I've lost the pants to speak properly.

Chevron Guy: It's SG-1.
Hammond: Open the pants.

[stargate barbie]

yeah, pants, ya betcha.

i would prefer not to consume bovine pants at any temperature.

i talk to my pants, okay? (carter, season 2, one false step)

[Greesha]

i talk to my pants, okay? (carter, season 2, one false step)

“Have you completely lost your pants?” ~Hammond (“The Torment of Tantalus”)

[stargate barbie]

"I'm an Air Force officer, just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive pants are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."

[stargate barbie]

o'neill and carter in scorched earth:
O'neill: "you wanna talk me outta pants?"
Carter: "Yes Sir"

[stargate barbie]

Beneath the surface:
O'neill: " i dreamt about pants....naked"

Window of opportunity
"you're resigning? what for?"
"so i can do pants!"

crossroads
o'neill (re: teal'c and shaun'ac)
"i'm thinkin' they got pants"