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Hyndara71
August 15th, 2012, 03:28 PM
My, I have sooo many! I so love the wordplays they are doing and all the chatting and stuff. I think my personal (for now) all-time favourite is the "dinner" in Organ Grinder. I could quote the whole conversation because it's so damned funny!

Another, ways shorter one, is from 1.19 Leave it to the Beavers:

Bud: It hasn't to be so all the times! Nick said ...
Arnold: Who's is Nick?
Bud: Nick Burkhardt. Detective Nick Burkhardt. The Grimm!
Arnold: You are on a first-name-base with a Grimm?

These Eisbibers are so damned funny!

mi_guard
August 15th, 2012, 03:42 PM
from episode 2.01 (thus in spoilers)

Monroe: Who the hell is this *****?
Nick: She's my mother.


EDIT: :lol: GW replaced the word by *****

mi_guard
August 15th, 2012, 03:44 PM
from 'Leave it to the Beavers':
Nick: I told you to meet me, not eat me!

mi_guard
August 15th, 2012, 03:46 PM
from "The Thing with Feathers"


Juliette: This is where we're staying?
Nick: No.
Juliette: Good, then why are we here?
Nick: Oh, this is where I stop to ask where we're staying.


I think Nick might be the first man asking for directions .....

mi_guard
August 15th, 2012, 03:52 PM
from Lonelyhearts


Monroe: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick
Monroe: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.

mi_guard
August 15th, 2012, 03:54 PM
and from the pilot


Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

blueray
August 15th, 2012, 08:11 PM
from leave it to the beavers:

Nick: Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about.

Monroe: You're right. All the time we spend together, all the sneaking around. God, it suddenly seems so wrong

mi_guard
August 16th, 2012, 12:13 AM
I love the Grimm quotes :D

Hyndara71
August 16th, 2012, 12:57 AM
2.01 Bad Teeth

Kelly opens the secret drawer, Nick jumps by
Nick: Okay, that was cool!

Yez, so adore the quotes!

mi_guard
August 16th, 2012, 01:39 AM
2.01 Bad Teeth

Monroe: .... nobody missed the cousins :lol:
(and did you see Nick's expression after Monroe said that? priceless :))

Hyndara71
August 16th, 2012, 02:07 AM
Don't forget about the sheepdog! :lol:

Another of my favourites:
1.14 Plumed Serpent

Nick: I'm giving them what they want: Me!
Monroe: I'm not liking the plan so far ...
Nick: I'm going to distract them long enough that you can get Juliette.
Monroe: But what when I can't find her?
Nick: Then I get burned alive. (looks at Monroe) We are getting in, no matter what!
Monroe: Okay, I got it! just stay in the present, not the future!

Hyndara71
August 16th, 2012, 04:55 AM
One for mi_guard:

1.08 Game Ogre
Monroe: What do you mean with Hank is leaving the hospital? (turns around) Oh, Hank is leaving the hospital!

MasySyma
August 16th, 2012, 07:24 PM
"He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?"

From 106, The Three Bad Wolves

mi_guard
August 17th, 2012, 02:11 PM
Hank to Nick: "Softie" in Organ Grinder

mi_guard
August 17th, 2012, 02:21 PM
Monroe to Nick: "He's a Fuchsbau, so count your fingers after shaking hands." (Organ Grinder)

IceIsNice
August 21st, 2012, 12:11 AM
From 202, "The Kiss"

Monroe: Cheapskate doesn't realize how close she came to getting her throat ripped out.
Rosalee: That's so sweet, maybe later.

blueray
August 21st, 2012, 06:13 AM
not sure the exact quote but something like:

the kiss:

monroe to nick: "you go take care of the dead" and "we'll go home and continue living". referring to driving with kelly.

mi_guard
August 21st, 2012, 04:27 PM
not sure the exact quote but something like:

the kiss:

monroe to nick: "you go take care of the dead" and "we'll go home and continue living". referring to driving with kelly.

:lol: yes, I loved that part :D

mi_guard
August 22nd, 2012, 03:07 PM
from the Kiss

Monroe: Cheapskate doesn't know how close she came to getting her throat ripped out.
Rosalee: That's so sweet. Maybe later.

Hyndara71
August 22nd, 2012, 03:53 PM
2.02 The Kiss

Kelly: Nick trusts you ...
Monroe: Yeah, he does ... And I trust him!
Rosalee: Me too!

Hyndara71
August 25th, 2012, 09:16 AM
1.19 Leave it to the Beavers

NIck: Just ... just say you are sick!
Monroe: That works for one night. Then what? Besides that it would be totally rude of me. I think it's a very nice offer
Nick: Monroe, think about this for one second. What would we possibly talk about?
Monroe shrugs
Nick: (imitating Juliette) Hey guys, how do you two meet? (change to his own voice) Honey, it all started when I found out that Monroe is a Blutbad, and that was right after I found out that I was a Grimm. And by the way, can I tell you that I can see things that other people can't?
Monroe: Okay, okay. So technically we have to blend the truth about some things.
Nick: Some things? Monroe, name one aspect on our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about!
Monroe: You're right! All the time we spent together, all the sneaking around ... God, suddenly it seems so wrong! (looks at Nick) She's a really good cook, isn't she?
Nick: Yeah, she's fantastic! Please, Monroe, stop thinking about food for a second.
Monroe walks around in his kitchen, Nick is watching him
Nick: Okay, look, the only way we do anything like this is we revive on a story, we keep it simple and then we stick to it.
Monroe: Yep, simple story, stick to it!
Nick: Okay ... so how did we meet?
Monroe: Well, in my experience? The best lie is a sort of a truth.

TBC ... :D

mi_guard
August 28th, 2012, 03:25 PM
Bad Moon Rising

Hank: I might be crazy, but now I know I am not alone :D

mi_guard
August 28th, 2012, 03:30 PM
and from the same episode, as Klenotka already mentioned in another thread, Nick's line was the best:

"I am a Grimm...it's sort of a family problem"

:lol:

Hyndara71
August 28th, 2012, 03:45 PM
Yeah, Hank's and Nick's lines are great!
My favourite in this episode comes from ... Monroe:

Nick: Any idea was this means?
Monroe: Ah, well, Nick ... when a Mommy Coyotl and a Daddy Coyotl love each other very much ...
Nick: Okay

mi_guard
August 29th, 2012, 02:49 PM
Wu: Hey. So, let me get this straight. In the last six hours you've arrested six villains, saved a damsel in distress, and reunited a family, while I've filled out three dozen overtime reports and scrubbed out the coffeemaker. Yeah, we've all put in a rich, full day.

Hyndara71
August 29th, 2012, 04:10 PM
Yeah!, the best line of the episode :D! Thanks for quoting it, mi_guard! Would green you, but GW doesn't let me :(

Klenotka
August 30th, 2012, 11:34 AM
and from the same episode, as Klenotka already mentioned in another thread, Nick's line was the best:

"I am a Grimm...it's sort of a family problem"

:lol:

I just wanted to mention it. That was really funny, especially in that situation :)

Hyndara71
September 4th, 2012, 05:36 AM
Monroe: Oh my God! Hank knows!

:lol:

Klenotka
September 27th, 2012, 10:31 AM
"What do you think killed him?" Nick, after finding a dead guy in the dumpster with a scredriver stuck in his neck :D

blueray
October 1st, 2012, 06:17 PM
Renard: "one guy attacked twenty-five people?"

Hyndara71
October 9th, 2012, 02:42 AM
Renard: "one guy attacked twenty-five people?"

Yeah, that was ... I love Sean's expression when he's saying that :lol:

Okay, 2.06 is definetely full of great quotes. My favourite is Hank:

"That was amazing! Can you do it again?"

mi_guard
October 9th, 2012, 03:37 PM
Monroe: She didn't want me to call you, but I said no, you'd help, you'd overlook her little problem...
Nick: You mean murder.
Monroe: Yeah, well, we don't have to get into the details right now.

:D 'her little problem', that had to be said by Monroe :D

Hyndara71
October 13th, 2012, 12:15 PM
2.07 Goes to ... Hank again:

Can we just shot him?

mi_guard
October 18th, 2012, 02:06 AM
The Other Side:

Monroe: Do I know you?

:D

mi_guard
October 18th, 2012, 12:08 PM
The Other Side

Monroe: “Are these feelings for a person or an animal?”

:D only him could ask such a question :D

mi_guard
October 22nd, 2012, 03:59 PM
The Other Side

Renard: I need something for obsessive behavior.
Monroe: You have obsessive behavior, or you want obsessive behavior? 'Cause we can deal with both.


Monroe: Are these feelings for a person, or for an animal?


Monroe: it works "like a reverse Viagra"


:D

mi_guard
October 22nd, 2012, 04:01 PM
The Other Side

Renard: I need something for obsessive behavior.
Monroe: You have obsessive behavior, or you want obsessive behavior? 'Cause we can deal with both.

Monroe: it works "like a reverse Viagra"


:D

mi_guard
October 23rd, 2012, 02:57 AM
The Other Side

Renard: I always feels, on such occasions, that I'm taking credit for others' work.
Wu: Well, you are.
Renard: what precinct do you work in, again?

mi_guard
October 25th, 2012, 12:45 AM
Wu: Hey, let me buy you a well-deserved drink, Captain.
Renard: I thought they were free.
Wu: Yeah. That's why I'm buying.

you gotta love Wu :D

mi_guard
October 28th, 2012, 11:35 AM
La Llorona

Hank: How do you sleep at night?
Nick: Because you have my back.
Hank: Yeah, but who's got mine?

Hyndara71
October 28th, 2012, 12:30 PM
La Llorona:

Hank: But didn't you tell me, we don't believe in ghosts?
Nick: We didn't ...

mi_guard
November 3rd, 2012, 03:32 PM
The Hour of Death

Wu: Next time we hire an intern I'm going to suggest they do a better psych evaluation.

blueray
November 6th, 2012, 10:15 AM
The hour of death:

Hank: how do you want to write this one up?
Nick: you mean why we were there?
Hank: well you went to shoot him with a crossbow and I went to make sure you weren't doing something like shooting him with a crossbow

mi_guard
November 6th, 2012, 12:26 PM
The hour of death:

Hank: how do you want to write this one up?
Nick: you mean why we were there?
Hank: well you went to shoot him with a crossbow and I went to make sure you weren't doing something like shooting him with a crossbow

I had forgotten that one :D yes, I would like to read that report :)

mi_guard
November 10th, 2012, 09:02 AM
To Protect and Serve Man

at the very end, Monroe's "Oh boy!"

mi_guard
November 10th, 2012, 09:13 AM
To Protect and Serve Man:

Hank: I'm sorry I dragged you into this.
Nick: You didn't. My family did.
Hank: Well as long as you got somebody else to blame, let's do this.

:) I like their sense of humour :)

mi_guard
November 10th, 2012, 09:20 AM
or what about the new word invented by Monroe: “De-Obsessification"? :)

Hyndara71
November 10th, 2012, 11:19 AM
Nick: "It took you long enough!"

:indeed: :D

mi_guard
November 10th, 2012, 11:54 AM
Nick: "It took you long enough!"
:indeed: :D

:D yes, I forgot that one :D

Klenotka
November 12th, 2012, 01:47 PM
Nick: They think it was me?
Bud: No, no. Nobody in their right mind would think that, but you know… nobody’s in their right mind right now. :D (I hope they will never kill Bud!)

Hyndara71
November 17th, 2012, 09:23 AM
2.12 Season of the Hexenbiest

Monroe: The dark does have its bright sight.

blueray
November 17th, 2012, 09:26 AM
season of the hexenbiest:

Nick: Take this all back to your place.
Monroe: Oh, that's great. All the evidence at my place.
Nick: And this.
Monroe: And the murder weapon, too. Why not?

mi_guard
November 19th, 2012, 01:46 AM
2.12 Season of the Hexenbiest

Monroe: The dark does have its bright sight.

loved that, so typically Monroe, he's really the "glass is half full and not half empty" kind of guy :)

mi_guard
November 19th, 2012, 01:48 AM
2.12

Nick: So?
Monroe: So how was your day?
Nick: Do you really want to know?
Monroe: Yes, in that it will postpone me telling you what I have to tell you.. And no, in that we might as well get it over with.

Nick: Adalind's back.
Monroe: Excuse me?
Nick: She went to Hank's last night, and now he's in the hospital.
Monroe: Oh my god. What, did he sleep with her again? :lol:

Hyndara71
February 9th, 2013, 02:26 PM
1.17 Love Sick

Nick: So, Zaubertrank means potion?
Monroe: Yes.
Nick: So, why don't you say that?
Monroe: Because it is so much more! Es ist wie ein Zauber!

I'm really wondering how this talk will go in German :lol:

German-translation (by me!):
Nick: Also heißt Zaubertrank Zaubertrank?
Monroe: Ja.
Nick: Warum sagt ihr das dann nicht?
Monroe: Weil es so viel mehr ist. Es ist wie ein Zauber!

mi_guard
February 9th, 2013, 02:57 PM
1.17 Love Sick

Nick: So, Zaubertrank means potion?
Monroe: Yes.
Nick: So, why don't you say that?
Monroe: Because it is so much more! Es ist wie ein Zauber!

I'm really wondering how this talk will go in German :lol:

German-translation (by me!):
Nick: Also heißt Zaubertrank Zaubertrank?
Monroe: Ja.
Nick: Warum sagt ihr das dann nicht?
Monroe: Weil es so viel mehr ist. Es ist wie ein Zauber!

:lol: I think it will be worth watching in German only to find out how they solve the problem of the German words in the German dubbing :)

and for helping our English speaking fans, the first line would be in English: "So potion means potion?"

Hyndara71
February 9th, 2013, 03:41 PM
:lol: I think it will be worth watching in German only to find out how they solve the problem of the German words in the German dubbing :)

and for helping our English speaking fans, the first line would be in English: "So potion means potion?"

That's why I think I will start a little game at my LJ ;) - because I seriously cannot stand the dubbing. Heck, I cannot stand the dubbing in the trailer, how should I manage to stand it during a 45 minutes-episode? Stealing Jules's valerian and chew it? That stuff you wouldn't bring down your throat, sorry. You wouldn't stand it if I only would open the box it is in *whatever cats are thinking about how great that smells, it stinks!*

Besides I still try to figure out HOW they will solve another problem in 1.19:

Nick: I told you to meet me, not eat me!

German would be:

Nick: Ich wollte dich treffen und sagte nicht, du solltest mich essen!

Seriously, where's the wordplay and fun? Did I miss something?

Divinecoma
February 9th, 2013, 03:56 PM
Monroe: It feels like it was just yesterday I was crashing through my window to introduce myself to him.

Pretty much anything Monroe says is great.

mi_guard
February 10th, 2013, 12:29 PM
Monroe: It feels like it was just yesterday I was crashing through my window to introduce myself to him.

Pretty much anything Monroe says is great.

That's what he says to Nick's mother in the car, correct?

mi_guard
February 10th, 2013, 12:30 PM
That's why I think I will start a little game at my LJ ;) - because I seriously cannot stand the dubbing. Heck, I cannot stand the dubbing in the trailer, how should I manage to stand it during a 45 minutes-episode? Stealing Jules's valerian and chew it? That stuff you wouldn't bring down your throat, sorry. You wouldn't stand it if I only would open the box it is in *whatever cats are thinking about how great that smells, it stinks!*

Besides I still try to figure out HOW they will solve another problem in 1.19:

Nick: I told you to meet me, not eat me!

German would be:

Nick: Ich wollte dich treffen und sagte nicht, du solltest mich essen!

Seriously, where's the wordplay and fun? Did I miss something?

maybe: Du solltest mich treffen, nicht essen!

Divinecoma
February 12th, 2013, 12:31 PM
That's what he says to Nick's mother in the car, correct?

I do believe so

Klenotka
March 9th, 2013, 04:39 AM
From 2.13:
Nick: "It´s quadruple homicide."
Monroe: "See, your life´s not so bad."
Nick: "...in the Parking lot near the DeLuxe hotel."
Monroe: "Oh, *that* quadruple homicide....well, at least you know who did it." :-D

Actually, all of their interactions were hilarious in this episode. More please :)

Klenotka
March 9th, 2013, 12:23 PM
I actually loved all Monroe´s well meant words..."milk that your mother used to make" was a good one. But the "Whyyyy?" after Nick tells that his mother killed Adelind´s mother is probably my favourite :D

mi_guard
March 9th, 2013, 12:43 PM
Monroe: "My head hurts!" (of course in the context) :)

Hyndara71
March 9th, 2013, 12:46 PM
Nick: That was it?
Renard (waited, waited)
Nick collapsed
Renard: No, that's it!

mi_guard
March 9th, 2013, 02:14 PM
don't remember the exact words

Rosalee says that the 2nd step involves all three of them (Nick, Renard and Juliette)
Monroe: "Can't wait to write the invitations to that party"

:lol:

mi_guard
March 9th, 2013, 02:17 PM
Monroe: I'm sort of stuck in the middle of a "Juliette, Nick, and another man" sort of thing. Not Nick with another man.

mi_guard
March 9th, 2013, 02:17 PM
Monroe: Because it explains their behavior. Their obsessive-compulsion sexual attraction to each other. I didn't mean to say that last part out loud.

Hyndara71
March 18th, 2013, 06:45 PM
Monroe: But come on! A pancake isn't gonna kill you!
Nick: How can you be so sure?
Monroe: Well, I'm still here.

mi_guard
March 19th, 2013, 03:08 PM
not favourite but interesting

Renard: You need to understand your place in all this. If you and I could overcome our differences, we will make history.
Nick: And if we can't?
Renard: Then history will bury us.

Divinecoma
April 1st, 2013, 02:36 PM
Monroe: Dude, I am not my... sock brother's keeper.

mi_guard
April 6th, 2013, 01:37 PM
About Renard ....

Hank: Do you believe him?
Nick: Yeah
Hank: You trust him?
Nick: I don't know

blueray
April 7th, 2013, 06:38 AM
"she gave it to me for my birthday. Last Christmas. My birthday's on Christmas. Like Jesus. Bye" Bud

Hyndara71
May 2nd, 2013, 08:50 AM
2.19 Endangered

Monroe: A Grimm is someone who can see into the heart of Darkness.

That's the best description of a Grimm ever!

mi_guard
May 2nd, 2013, 01:25 PM
Monroe: Oh, hey, Nick.
Nick: Hey.
Monroe: Ah, I see you two have a book open there, which more likely than not portends some kind of catastrophic disaster, which in turn, can only mean my date with Rosalee has been put on hold.

Poor Monroe :D and Rosalee was extremely excited about it :)

Klenotka
May 8th, 2013, 01:10 PM
Hank: "So, what did I miss?"
Nick: "The usual...devil, couple of space aliens..."
Hank: "Yeah."

blueray
May 15th, 2013, 09:31 AM
Eric: "How did they come up with the name, do you suppose? They have a port. They have land. Really put a lot of thought into that one."

Hyndara71
May 15th, 2013, 03:51 PM
2.21 The Waking Dead

Bud: I am ... I am ... ah ... brainfreeze!

peppersasen
May 17th, 2013, 08:17 AM
When Wu told the other cops at the office that his social life mainly consist of his cat and gameplay. LOL (actually, "awww...").
Bud saying "my birthday is on Christmas... You know, like Jesus."
Juliette hallucinates and one of the Nicks (the one in the bathroom) says he's out of shaving cream, and then continues to say, basically, "whatever, I'll just use yours." Juliette has a beard too?

blueray
May 17th, 2013, 11:23 AM
When Wu told the other cops at the office that his social life mainly consist of his cat and gameplay. LOL (actually, "awww...").
Bud saying "my birthday is on Christmas... You know, like Jesus."
Juliette hallucinates and one of the Nicks (the one in the bathroom) says he's out of shaving cream, and then continues to say, basically, "whatever, I'll just use yours." Juliette has a beard too?


for her legs maybe?

Hyndara71
May 17th, 2013, 12:44 PM
for her legs maybe?

My guess. Not every woman is in waxing :eek:.

blueray
May 22nd, 2013, 06:02 AM
goodnight sweet grimm

Nick: Okay, let's give it a try. All right, so there's a Wesen called a Cracher-Mortel, and apparently he can spit something in your face that can paralyze you to the point where you appear dead but you're not. And when you wake up a little bit later, you are a little crazed and very violent. You want to destroying everything that you can see. Apparently, this has something to do with a voodoo ritual...
Juliette: So, just a normal day at the office?

mi_guard
May 23rd, 2013, 12:10 PM
Juliette: What kind of Wesen are you?
:D

IceIsNice
May 24th, 2013, 11:47 AM
Adalind: "Ding dong, the witch is dead. And another's coming back."

MasySyma
May 24th, 2013, 06:33 PM
Juliette: What kind of Wesen are you?
:D

I love the look Rosalee gives her in response to this.

mi_guard
May 25th, 2013, 12:41 PM
I love the look Rosalee gives her in response to this.

yeah :)

and also Monroe's reaction was great :)

peppersasen
June 12th, 2013, 10:55 AM
"Lucas... Dear boy?" --Eric Renard

PS: why is everyone's brother named Eric? so creepy.

blueray
June 18th, 2013, 06:14 AM
"Lucas... Dear boy?" --Eric Renard

PS: why is everyone's brother named Eric? so creepy.

thats great because mine is lol.

mi_guard
June 27th, 2013, 02:19 PM
"Lucas... Dear boy?" --Eric Renard

PS: why is everyone's brother named Eric? so creepy.

I have missed this one. Where and when did Eric say this?

peppersasen
July 1st, 2013, 01:16 AM
I have missed this one. Where and when did Eric say this?

the last episode of S2 where he's having dinner with the Samedi dude. it wasn't really a significant part of a conversation, just one of those things you throw in for character. the only reason i noticed was just because i always pay close attention to actors in various accents. but it was a very amusing scene, one of my favorites (though nothing especially clever was said, everything said was very amusing in the context). :p


thats great because mine is lol.

i doubt your brother Eric is as nasty as Eric Renard, though. ;) all i ever do to my brother is Eric is tell him to shut up, not as amusing as Sean's. LOL. i love Eric Renard.

blueray
July 1st, 2013, 08:30 AM
i doubt your brother Eric is as nasty as Eric Renard, though. ;) all i ever do to my brother is Eric is tell him to shut up, not as amusing as Sean's. LOL. i love Eric Renard.

lol no he definitely isn't. I agree Eric Renard is a good character and that actor does creepy really well (as shown in True Blood).

Hyndara71
July 10th, 2013, 08:09 AM
lol no he definitely isn't. I agree Eric Renard is a good character and that actor does creepy really well (as shown in True Blood).

James was sooo damned funny on True Blood :lol:

2.19 Endangered
Nick: I'm living in an alternate universe ...
Monroe: No, you only have a better understanding of the real one.