Cameron Mitchell 'its like my granmar used to say' quotes

[Dazzle foot]

So, I'm after some quotes to use at work, sort of like "Well, it's like my grandma used to say, if at first you don't succeed, Try a larger thermonuclear reaction", because I think there really funny, and quite inspiring, though that quote seems to be the only one that comes to mind.
And anyone remember any of Cams 'grandmar' quotes, or has anyone made any up there self that I could use?

[Snowman37]

I always found these lines to be utterly atrocious. Oh, and this thread was already started here.

[Dazzle foot]

Ah, sorry. I was in an epic rush, so didn't have time to search. Thanks though, yeah, some are a bit dire, but some are quite funny.