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Emengee
March 24th, 2011, 10:06 PM
THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN THE SANCTUARY:

1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.


Your turn!

Copy the list from the previous post and add to it!

Lets have fun! XD

rockstarsister
March 25th, 2011, 01:37 AM
-Not allowed to steal the devamper (already did that)
-to steal Will's pants (already did that)
-to steal any of Henry's stuff (already did that)
-to run away with guns (already did that)

Cekay
March 25th, 2011, 02:28 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek

AresLover452
March 25th, 2011, 05:53 PM
First off em... you have too much time on your hands
Second.... Em U R a genius!! I love this!



1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt. (Oh who and I kidding.... YEAH I WOULD!!)

Dreamweaver
March 25th, 2011, 07:39 PM
Last time Nikola and I played this we ened up with Vampire Nubbins.




1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt. (Oh who and I kidding.... YEAH I WOULD!!)

26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.

Grace
March 25th, 2011, 07:56 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt. (Oh who and I kidding.... YEAH I WOULD!!)
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.

Cekay
March 25th, 2011, 08:27 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.


Lol this thread makes me happy :D

Emengee
March 25th, 2011, 09:07 PM
I'm glad you all like it! I love this game!

1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.

AresLover452
March 25th, 2011, 10:49 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary

Grace
March 26th, 2011, 11:24 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank

AresLover452
March 26th, 2011, 01:26 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.

NumberSix
March 27th, 2011, 09:52 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) ;) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.

AresLover452
March 27th, 2011, 12:51 PM
lmao!! Super glue in the hair gel!! Nice on six!!

NumberSix
March 28th, 2011, 07:44 AM
Thanks, Ares. This is fun. Thought of a few more.

1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I ;) )

planet_tv
March 28th, 2011, 08:40 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.

Emengee
March 28th, 2011, 09:04 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.

Kyarra
March 29th, 2011, 02:26 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would. :)

Emengee
March 31st, 2011, 10:17 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.

Thieves
April 3rd, 2011, 01:13 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.

atlantis_babe34
April 3rd, 2011, 02:35 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice (or would I... ;))
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room

Grace
April 3rd, 2011, 08:32 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello

planet_tv
April 3rd, 2011, 09:24 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.

little.misfortune
April 5th, 2011, 11:52 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.

rockstarsister
April 6th, 2011, 05:52 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge ;) )
73.I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)

Feast of the Muse
April 8th, 2011, 09:47 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge ;) )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".

Dreamweaver
April 10th, 2011, 06:41 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"

I had some others but I forgot them

planet_tv
April 10th, 2011, 07:06 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.

rockstarsister
April 10th, 2011, 08:04 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83.I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*

Emengee
April 10th, 2011, 09:05 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.

Emengee
April 11th, 2011, 10:31 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.

AresLover452
April 11th, 2011, 10:46 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not pat Henry on the head when he does a good job
87. i will not taunt the Ripper (Yes, I would.... lol)

planet_tv
April 11th, 2011, 10:50 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.

rockstarsister
April 14th, 2011, 04:57 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that ;)

Feast of the Muse
April 14th, 2011, 05:23 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that ;)
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?

Emengee
April 14th, 2011, 08:07 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)

planet_tv
April 14th, 2011, 08:43 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.

Feast of the Muse
April 15th, 2011, 03:09 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.

planet_tv
April 28th, 2011, 09:54 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.

Cekay
April 29th, 2011, 12:17 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi6Sg3AdVNo)
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)

rockstarsister
May 1st, 2011, 08:41 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes

Emengee
July 27th, 2011, 09:22 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner.

Elorendil
July 28th, 2011, 08:09 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.

AresLover452
August 2nd, 2011, 03:46 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.

Elorendil
August 3rd, 2011, 08:35 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.

Himisoara
August 4th, 2011, 04:19 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo:))]

StarSancFar
August 8th, 2011, 06:20 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them

thecolouryes
August 20th, 2011, 07:05 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.

StarSancFar
September 3rd, 2011, 12:33 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin... ;)
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him :)
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary

Elorendil
September 3rd, 2011, 08:17 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin... ;)
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him :)
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.

StarSancFar
September 5th, 2011, 07:31 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him ;)

Elorendil
September 7th, 2011, 11:09 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him ;)
143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)

StarSancFar
September 9th, 2011, 01:02 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at 5 a ticket ;) Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha! ;)

Elorendil
September 22nd, 2011, 08:23 PM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at 5 a ticket ;) Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha! ;)
145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.

StarSancFar
September 24th, 2011, 09:10 AM
1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
(Hangover spoiler, sorta)
100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at 5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.
148. I will not insist that Nikola get a manicure.
149. I will not glue myself to Nikola, Henry or Will.
150. I will not learn Serbian, just to impress Nikola.

:D I like 146!