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    100 Things I Learned From Supernatural

    We all love our SPN. The purpose of this thread is to poke it with a stick, not to get vicious. Getting ugly about the show or the characters isn't funny, so let's keep it light.


    1. If I buy a '67 Impala, it will have an endless trunk. I can keep a staggering array of weaponry, holy water, salt, and anything else I may need in stock. In addition, two entire wardrobes can be hidden from view at all times.

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    2. Bon Jovi rocks. On occasion.
    3. Zeppelin rules.
    3. Angels are d*cks. Well, most of them.
    4. Dodge Charger's are plastic peices of crap.
    5. Clowns really do kill.
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      6. I am not alone in loving Classic Rock
      7. Salt fixes most problems

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        8. Time moves more quickly in Hell. 4 months = 40 years.
        9. Rock star names make great aliases. Most popular are Page and Plant.
        10. Never forget the Pie
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          11. Yorkies are scarier then they look.
          12. Tricksters have really twisted senses of humor.
          13. Nice Hotel + Middle of Nowhere = Convention of Pegan Gods.
          14. Aliens don't exist. It's really fairies.
          15. An army guy shoved in an ash tray will save the world.
          16. Angels have a really high alcohol tolerance.
          17. Falling pianos really do kill.
          18. Wood chippers kill anything.
          19. You don't need a machete to kill a vampire. Barbed wire works.
          20. Small town cops like keeping really big secrets.
          21. Even men in diapers can fight.
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            22. Demon blood can turn you into a lunatic with superpowers
            23. The body can live without a soul
            24. God really has given up on us
            25. Vampires have a lot more than 2 fangs
            26. Dogs can sometimes turn into people
            27. When in need of an angel scream to the heavens

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              28. The dead don't stay dead
              29. PE teachers wear short, shorts.
              30. Death is older than God
              31. Endings are hard
              32. Angel teleportation makes you constipated.
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                33. A cupid's handshake is a hug.
                34. Vampires pee
                35. Demons lie
                36. The last word of the exorcism is not 'Adios' but 'Adinos'
                37. The most improbable people become a Prophet of the Lord
                38. Fans complain a lot
                39. Teddy Bears cannot commit suicide with a shot to the head
                40. Beware of creepy-@ssed paintings

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                  41. Never sit with your feet hanging over the edge of the bed: something might grab them.
                  42. DO be afraid of the dark, there are things out there.


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                    43. Angels would rather kill all life on Earth than sort out family problems
                    44. Demons used to be human
                    45. Tricksters like sweet things
                    46. Prank wars can be taken too far way to quickly
                    47. You be the hardest of blokes killing god knows what and yet still be scared of a plane

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                      48. Cupids are not cute little cherubs in diapers. They are hefty nekkid men.
                      49. Demon blood makes you stronger.
                      50. If you meet someone who has yellow eyes run the hell away!
                      51. Certain amulets burn hot in God's presence.
                      52. War drives a red Mustang. If you see one get the hell out of town!
                      53. Vampires are not sparkly!
                      54. Always check your underwear before putting them on. Itching powder is a b1tch!
                      55. Dean is not a Well Respected Man.
                      56. Dean doesn't do shorts.
                      57. Salvage yard owners make great hunters.
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                        58. Sometime's sacrificing someone is the way to go.
                        59. Dean just doesn't like small dogs.
                        60. You can learn from the pizza man.
                        61. A Devil's Trap is not fullproof.
                        62. Urban ledgends are most likely true. Somewhere.
                        63. If a place is said to be haunted. Don't go inside.
                        64. Some jokes are funnier in Enochian.
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                          65. Souls make for good trades.
                          66. Never play poker with a manwitch.
                          67. Stakes to the heart do not a vampire kill
                          68. Never mess with Dean's wheels.
                          69. If you find Nair in you shampoo...blame Dean.
                          70. Never touch a "lucky" rabbits foot.
                          71. Dean is Batman!
                          72. When sick eat tomato rice soup
                          73. When Dean says "take care of her (his car)" he doesn't mean "douche her up!".
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                            74. Crazy works.
                            75. Always ave Holy Oil handy, you never know when you'll need it.
                            76. Being a ghost has it's perks.
                            77. Sam has an a$$ you can bounce a nickel off of.
                            78. Jumping off bridges and falling into a river will cause you to smell like a toilet.
                            79. Spend a free weekend building a demon/ghost/creature proof panic room.
                            80. Angels and cellphones just don't mix.
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                              81. Angels watching porn is more awkward than anyone could of imagined
                              82. Sam is one of the "hotter" psychics the others being Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt
                              83. Scarecrows are Fugly
                              84. Selling your soul at a crossroads gives you ten years before you die
                              85. Cannibals are just as scary as Demons

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