View Full Version : 100 Things I Learned From Supernatural

December 20th, 2010, 06:11 AM
We all love our SPN. The purpose of this thread is to poke it with a stick, not to get vicious. Getting ugly about the show or the characters isn't funny, so let's keep it light.

1. If I buy a '67 Impala, it will have an endless trunk. I can keep a staggering array of weaponry, holy water, salt, and anything else I may need in stock. In addition, two entire wardrobes can be hidden from view at all times.

December 20th, 2010, 01:03 PM
2. Bon Jovi rocks. On occasion.
3. Zeppelin rules.
3. Angels are d*cks. Well, most of them.
4. Dodge Charger's are plastic peices of crap.
5. Clowns really do kill.

December 20th, 2010, 01:12 PM
6. I am not alone in loving Classic Rock
7. Salt fixes most problems

December 20th, 2010, 04:09 PM
8. Time moves more quickly in Hell. 4 months = 40 years.
9. Rock star names make great aliases. Most popular are Page and Plant.
10. Never forget the Pie

December 20th, 2010, 06:27 PM
11. Yorkies are scarier then they look.
12. Tricksters have really twisted senses of humor.
13. Nice Hotel + Middle of Nowhere = Convention of Pegan Gods.
14. Aliens don't exist. It's really fairies.
15. An army guy shoved in an ash tray will save the world.
16. Angels have a really high alcohol tolerance.
17. Falling pianos really do kill.
18. Wood chippers kill anything.
19. You don't need a machete to kill a vampire. Barbed wire works.
20. Small town cops like keeping really big secrets.
21. Even men in diapers can fight.

December 20th, 2010, 06:37 PM
22. Demon blood can turn you into a lunatic with superpowers
23. The body can live without a soul
24. God really has given up on us
25. Vampires have a lot more than 2 fangs
26. Dogs can sometimes turn into people
27. When in need of an angel scream to the heavens

December 21st, 2010, 11:20 AM
28. The dead don't stay dead
29. PE teachers wear short, shorts.
30. Death is older than God
31. Endings are hard
32. Angel teleportation makes you constipated.

December 21st, 2010, 12:12 PM
33. A cupid's handshake is a hug.
34. Vampires pee
35. Demons lie
36. The last word of the exorcism is not 'Adios' but 'Adinos'
37. The most improbable people become a Prophet of the Lord
38. Fans complain a lot
39. Teddy Bears cannot commit suicide with a shot to the head
40. Beware of [email protected] paintings

December 21st, 2010, 12:19 PM
41. Never sit with your feet hanging over the edge of the bed: something might grab them.
42. DO be afraid of the dark, there are things out there.

December 21st, 2010, 01:41 PM
43. Angels would rather kill all life on Earth than sort out family problems
44. Demons used to be human
45. Tricksters like sweet things
46. Prank wars can be taken too far way to quickly
47. You be the hardest of blokes killing god knows what and yet still be scared of a plane

December 21st, 2010, 02:27 PM
48. Cupids are not cute little cherubs in diapers. They are hefty nekkid men.
49. Demon blood makes you stronger.
50. If you meet someone who has yellow eyes run the hell away!
51. Certain amulets burn hot in God's presence.
52. War drives a red Mustang. If you see one get the hell out of town!
53. Vampires are not sparkly!
54. Always check your underwear before putting them on. Itching powder is a b1tch!
55. Dean is not a Well Respected Man.
56. Dean doesn't do shorts.
57. Salvage yard owners make great hunters.

December 21st, 2010, 03:13 PM
58. Sometime's sacrificing someone is the way to go.
59. Dean just doesn't like small dogs.
60. You can learn from the pizza man.
61. A Devil's Trap is not fullproof.
62. Urban ledgends are most likely true. Somewhere.
63. If a place is said to be haunted. Don't go inside.
64. Some jokes are funnier in Enochian.

December 21st, 2010, 06:47 PM
65. Souls make for good trades.
66. Never play poker with a manwitch.
67. Stakes to the heart do not a vampire kill
68. Never mess with Dean's wheels.
69. If you find Nair in you shampoo...blame Dean.
70. Never touch a "lucky" rabbits foot.
71. Dean is Batman!
72. When sick eat tomato rice soup
73. When Dean says "take care of her (his car)" he doesn't mean "douche her up!".

December 22nd, 2010, 12:26 AM
74. Crazy works.
75. Always ave Holy Oil handy, you never know when you'll need it.
76. Being a ghost has it's perks.
77. Sam has an a$$ you can bounce a nickel off of.
78. Jumping off bridges and falling into a river will cause you to smell like a toilet.
79. Spend a free weekend building a demon/ghost/creature proof panic room.
80. Angels and cellphones just don't mix.

December 22nd, 2010, 12:46 AM
81. Angels watching porn is more awkward than anyone could of imagined
82. Sam is one of the "hotter" psychics the others being Patricia Arquette and Jennifer Love Hewitt
83. Scarecrows are Fugly
84. Selling your soul at a crossroads gives you ten years before you die
85. Cannibals are just as scary as Demons

December 22nd, 2010, 04:05 AM
86. Always carry a paper clip.

December 22nd, 2010, 06:08 AM
87. If you want to trap an angel or demon drawing on walls and floors always works.

December 22nd, 2010, 07:14 AM
88. Sometimes it really is just a backwoods hillbilly b!tch.
89. It's the humans you gotta look out for.

December 22nd, 2010, 10:03 AM
90. Always lay salt lines around your windows and doors before going to bed.
91. Green is the best color for coolers.
92. Always keep a cooler fully stocked with beer in your car.
93. You can never have too many fake ID's.
94. Keep your mom out of your baby brother's nursery on his 6 month birthday.

December 22nd, 2010, 10:12 AM
95. The driver always picks the music.
96. Seeing an angel's true form burns your eyes out!

December 22nd, 2010, 01:08 PM
97. Shotgun always shuts his cakehole
98. Motels beat hotels anyday.
99. Gas station microwaved food is bad.
100. Cheeseburgers are goooood.

December 22nd, 2010, 01:10 PM
Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right :)

101. When you're going to Hell in a year, you don't need to worry about your cholesterol.

December 22nd, 2010, 04:09 PM
102. Always take the main roads.
103. Backroads can lead to small towns where you could end up sacrificed to a Pagen God.

December 22nd, 2010, 04:10 PM
104. Sleep with a shotgun packed with rocksalt
105. Silver works on more than just werewolves

December 22nd, 2010, 04:15 PM
106. If you're going to work for demons, stock up on soap on a rope.
107. Iridium is rare as hell.

December 22nd, 2010, 04:19 PM
108. Ironically if on demon blood you can make demons explode causing fountains of blood. :P

December 22nd, 2010, 05:04 PM
109. Occasionally splash friends and family with holy water, you never know who might be a demon.

December 22nd, 2010, 05:26 PM
110. Being soulless isn't such a bad thing after all.

December 22nd, 2010, 05:38 PM
111. Impalas own the road.
112. Never trust a demon
113. Sam is gassy.
114. Dean is an Aquarius. He enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
115. Cat's meowing while jumping out of lockers are scary.

December 22nd, 2010, 11:05 PM
116. Hunters tend to hunt alone
117. Don't make friends, their bar might burn down

December 23rd, 2010, 04:52 PM
118. Mulletts are still cool.
119. Mullets are all business in the front, party in the back.
120. Wishes can turn bad. Very bad.
121. There are 5 things that demon killing colts can't kill.
122. Prank wars can be fun.

December 25th, 2010, 07:28 PM
123. A greasy pork sandwich served in an ashtray is a good cure for a hangover.

December 27th, 2010, 11:58 AM
124. Peanut M&M's are perfect provisions for hikes
125. Always check Christms presents, that they're for the right gender, before you steal them.
126. Never, ever, use 'meadow sweet' in Christmas wreaths.
127. Christmas wreaths adorned with empty beer cans are awesome.
128. When you don't have any evergreen stakes on you...a broken (Christmas) tree branch will do.

December 27th, 2010, 02:36 PM
129. A whistle can instill God-like properties.
130. Shoving someone's hand in a blender is not a healthy display of anger.

December 27th, 2010, 07:21 PM
131. If you shoot them they will be brought back. And they will be pissed.
132. Dean wuv's hugs.
133. The road to heaven isnot paved with good intentions.
134. String Theory now has a practical application.
135. Valentine's Day is now, Unattached Drifter Christmas
136. Cas is a tough nerdy dude with wings.
137. You can defeat the Devil with an ex-blood junkie, a highschool dropout with six buck to his name and Mr. Comatose.

December 28th, 2010, 01:51 PM
138. Castiel's true form is as tall as the Chrystler building.
139. Old walkmans make great EMF meters.
140. Dean hates suits. They make him look like one of the "Blues Brothers".
141. Castiel is Dean and Sam's wingman.
142. Humming Metallica when your nervous/scared is realxing.

December 28th, 2010, 05:20 PM
143. Working for a demon will make you want to take a daily rape shower.
144. Always wipe your prints.
145. If you're going to allow yourself to get arrested, make sure you go to a prison where you know a guard.

December 30th, 2010, 11:31 PM
146. Witches are unsanitary, always spewing bodily fluids around
147. Dean doesn't do shorts - unless he impersonates a PE teacher
148. Dodgeball is a game of skill, agility and cunning
149. Don't bump into random people on the street, it might prove fatal
150. Flare guns are good substitutes for flame throwers

January 3rd, 2011, 01:11 PM
151. Never trust a demon!
152. Only the coolest of demon hunters drive '67 Chevy Impalas.
153. Don't break any seals!
154. If a big black truck appears out of nowhere without a driver... RUN!
155. God detecting Amulets make great Christmas presents for big brothers.

January 3rd, 2011, 03:10 PM
156. You can still hold onto hope if you go to hell because you may just have an angel on your side
157. The same goes for heaven.
158. If you're the vessel don't worry your brother can become it instead

January 13th, 2011, 11:35 AM
159. Dean is a little twisted.
160. Dean is afraid of Ellen.
161. Stock up on Zippo's. They come in real handy for salt-n-burns.

January 14th, 2011, 07:00 AM
162. You can be a caroler, even if you can't carry a tune and don't know the words
163. It's not Voodoo it's Hoodoo
164. Knowing too much about fairytales is gay (but can come in handy)
165. Don't read fairytales to a person in a coma.
166. Don't tazer a Rawhead if you're standing in the same puddle.

January 14th, 2011, 07:18 AM
167. A family tradition of self-sacrifice can be a never-ending circle.
168. Goofer dust isn't really edible.

January 14th, 2011, 10:38 AM
169. REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin sings it from the hair.
170. Sleeping in armchairs is not good for your back.
171. Never deny Dean the Magic Fingers.

February 10th, 2011, 08:48 AM
172. Witches are skeevy.
173. Wishes turn very bad if there is a magical coin involved.
174. The Impala is badass.
175. Giant teddys are "girl-drink drunks".
176. Never choose a demon b!tch over your own brother.
177. If a semi smashes into a 1967 Chevy Impala the Impalacan be rebuilt.
178. Dean is badass!
179. Bobby was born at night, but it wasn't last night.
180. Crazy people hunt gosts.

February 10th, 2011, 10:45 AM
181. Bobby likes to drink milk and watch "Tori and Dean" while the boys are away.

February 10th, 2011, 11:06 AM
182. Bobby is a Harry Potter fan.

March 18th, 2011, 06:54 PM
183. Never use the same crapper twice!
184. Dean prefers women with experience.

March 19th, 2011, 02:00 PM
185: Never piss off the Nerd Angels.

March 29th, 2011, 02:51 PM
186. If you ever find yourself stuck in a mental institution, remember, crazy works.
187. An angel's true voice can shatter glass.
188. Angels tend to have limited social skills and no concept of personal space.
189. If you come across creepy kids who stare at you like you're lunch, run.
190. Don't mess with a prophet who's got an archangel tethered to him.

March 29th, 2011, 09:52 PM
191. PUDDING!!!
192. Don't possess the Impala... just don't.

March 30th, 2011, 11:24 AM
193. You should probably start hoarding toilet paper now, just in case.

January 23rd, 2012, 01:04 PM
194. When traveling back in time to 1861's Sunrise, Wyoming bring gold. They don't take plastic.
195. According to Dean...it's a serape.
196. Dean and Sam are idgits... affectionately.
197. If it bleeds black goo RUN!
198. Never marry Superfan 99.
199. Never underestimate your Leviathan twins.
200. Fist bumping is for dweebs. And Dean.

January 23rd, 2012, 01:36 PM
201. Cat's jumping out of abandon lockers are scary.
212. The Impala is not a sex doll.
213. Despite appearances, Jensen does not have a 300 gallon aquarium in his trailer.
214. Jensen is not a hunter, but he plays one on tv.
215. According to Dean, Jensen and Jared are "Male-modelin' sons of b1tches.
216. Dean and Sam cannot act.
217. All the weapons are fake, made of rubber or retractable.
218. Alpacas are the greenest animal.
219. Turns out...you can scare a ghost do death.
220. If you go to Biggersons don't order the turducken slammer.

February 2nd, 2012, 07:21 AM
221. Bleach is good for those stubborn stains, and those stubborn Leviathans.
222. You may not be able to kill a Leviathan, but cut his head off and mail it cross country. It'll take him 7-9 business days to cause anymore problems.

March 28th, 2012, 11:35 AM
223. Never mess with a Winchester.
224. Sam does not like clown dolls. Specially Plucky dolls.
225. Giant slinkys make Dean happy.
226. Fist bumping isn't just for dweebs anymore.
227. Eliot Ness was a demon hunter.
228. No POS car can replace the Impala
229. Love potions actually work.
230. Beware of people who love being possessed.
231. While comatose, if a reaper is after you always look for a door.

April 22nd, 2012, 03:43 PM
232. Never play drinking games with Cass...
233. Monsters are good at hide 'n' seek.

May 23rd, 2012, 07:32 AM
234. Rabbits feet are not lucky.
235. Dean happens to know how to read people.
236. Demons lie.
237. Leviathan can be killed.
238. Never procreate with Amazonian women, it does not end well.
239. When you travel back to 1944 Chicago look for Ezra Moore's Tailor Shop.
240. Don't trust Sucrocorp.

May 27th, 2012, 12:43 AM
241. Latin is always good to know.
242. If someone brings a hellhound, make sure to bring one of your own. A bigger one. Meaner one.

May 30th, 2012, 05:46 PM
53. Vampires are not sparkly!

i'm sorry, but if you didn't know this before watching SPN, you need to wear the cone of shame.....

243. Souless people don't need to sleep.

May 31st, 2012, 03:47 PM
i'm sorry, but if you didn't know this before watching SPN, you need to wear the cone of shame.....

244. If Death puts a wall up in your head DON'T TOUCH IT!!!

May 31st, 2012, 04:00 PM
245. Angels are sneakier than they look.

June 1st, 2012, 09:38 AM

sparlky "vampires" came from the deprived imagination of a high pot-head.... trust me, i know vampires.... there is no bigger fangbanger than me

June 2nd, 2012, 03:18 PM
sparlky "vampires" came from the deprived imagination of a high pot-head.... trust me, i know vampires.... there is no bigger fangbanger than me
Oookay then. Just so you know, I'm not a fan of that "high pot-head's" books.;)

246. Witches are skeevy.

June 2nd, 2012, 04:50 PM
Oookay then. Just so you know, I'm not a fan of that "high pot-head's" books.;)

good to know :p

247. Getting in the middle of two feuding witches is great couples counseling.... for them.

June 3rd, 2012, 01:57 PM
good to know :p

248. Never get between a witch and her husband.

June 4th, 2012, 03:40 AM
249. Ifr your demon powers haven't manifested by two weeks before your 23rd birthday, you don't have demon blood in your veins. [( i am slightly disappointed about this :p )]

June 23rd, 2012, 03:29 PM
250. Cake is not the same thing as Pie.

June 23rd, 2012, 06:22 PM
251. If you see guy look nervous about a bib, break out the household cleaners

June 24th, 2012, 03:56 PM
252. empty pubs/bars are kind of creepy...

June 24th, 2012, 06:04 PM
253. A high Dean is a funny Dean.

June 24th, 2012, 06:11 PM
254. A drunk Dean knows where the really really good stuff is.

June 24th, 2012, 07:20 PM
255. A p1ssed off Dean is someone you don't want to mess with.

June 25th, 2012, 07:02 AM
256. If you have a death wish, go ahead and threaten a Winchester.

June 25th, 2012, 11:24 AM
257. The Winchester brothers never stay dead for long.

June 25th, 2012, 02:39 PM
258. Dean isn't afraid of anyone... unless he's got ghost fever, but that's beside the point... :)

June 25th, 2012, 06:16 PM
259. Dean and Sam are not the center of the universe.

Yeah, right Bobby.

June 25th, 2012, 06:48 PM
but.....but.....aren't they???? :P

June 26th, 2012, 01:43 PM
Of course they are!;) That's why I through in the potshot at Bobby, though perhaps I could have worded it better.:rolleyes: He's the one that said they weren't. And how dare he!

260. Dean and Sam will go guano eventually.