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Madness reigns
December 4th, 2010, 04:29 AM
Hey, I've looked and can't find a thread for this - anyone else want to share their favorite quote or one-liner from the show?

Currently my two main favorites are:

Purple Haze
Carter: No buts! If I have to come back, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weed whacker!

Before I Forget
Stark: Yes. He said 'invisibling'

Must admit its more about the delivery than what is actually said, but still great lines.

Anyone else got one? :D

December 4th, 2010, 07:13 AM
Oooh! Now I have to go and rewatch some to remember the favorites! There's always great quotes.

Madness reigns
December 12th, 2010, 11:51 AM
Night at Global Dynamics

Zane: Guys, we're picking up heat signatures down the hall from you

Nathan Stark: Where exactly?

Fargo: In the... In the morgue.....

Jack Carter: I swear to God, if this thing turns into a zombie attack, I am quitting.

Poor Jack!!! :D

June 9th, 2011, 06:42 PM
Carter: So, you gonna come to Zoe's surprise party?
Allison: Oh, me? I thought you were into young brunettes?
Carter: No, no, I’m into old brune…
Allison: Didn't come out right, did it?

June 11th, 2011, 10:24 AM
Allison: You were exposed Grant, who are you seeing?
Grant:Tall leggy blonde, slinky red dress

That quote made this BSG fan girl go nuts...LOL. LOVED it!!

Madness reigns
August 18th, 2011, 08:39 AM
It's Not Easy Being Green

Carter: (about the blob) I should be able to handle a mindless eating machine.

Allison: (glaring) You looked at me again.

Carter: Oh, no. The- No, no. I was... the... (Pause) you're pretty.

Tess: Ooh, nice save.

Madness reigns
August 28th, 2011, 02:13 PM

Jo: Okay, what do you mean, they're stupid?

Carter: I mean, stupid. Like, like....stupid.

Jo: Carter, you can't catch stupid.

Zane: This may be my favorite conversation of all time.

Madness reigns
October 16th, 2011, 09:33 AM
If you build it.....

Jo: (about her new car) Totally high-performance, but completely under my control.

Carter: Kinda like Zane.

January 31st, 2019, 06:55 PM
Allison (looking at her stomach): "When did THIS happen!?"