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    My Episode transcript thing.....

    Rush: Wtf is going on
    Brody: Uhh nothing
    Computer: Gate Room Decompression in 15 seconds
    Volker: Ummm yeah
    Park: Dammit
    Computer: FTL overload imminent
    Rush: Allow me......
    Computer: FTL overload aborted. Gate Room Decompression aborted
    Volker: What did you do?
    Rush: Control Alt Delete

    Young: Why do we want to do this, why cant we park in a sun and just go home....I want my mommy
    Rush: With this power sour-
    Young: I want her now!
    Rush: Damn you are hard to sell

    Rush: Eli?
    Eli: Yeah?
    Rush: Why are you listening to Justin Bieber
    (Eli pulls out a 9mm)
    Eli: Tell no one

    Ship: Ugh dropoutofftl
    Young: This looks like New York.....
    Park: Or a highway once i've driven through it......
    Rush: How did I end up with these morons

    Brody: Well, it looks like one hell of a battle happened here
    Rush: Whatever, anyway one of those ships looks like the one that you smashed my face in on Colonel.
    Young: Yeah that was fun

    Chloe: The herpes have grown
    Scott: Damn......you are truly a supermutant.......
    Chloe: You want some?
    Scott: No thanks, James gave me some last year and it was not pleasant

    Eli: I'm going insane
    Wray: !!! can we finally airlock you?
    Eli: All those hours playing Hello Kitty Online never prepared me for this!
    Wray: You play it too?
    Eli: yeah.....i'm totally level 98 warlock on that
    Wray: WOW

    Greer: Why are you bringing me
    Brody: We needed to give you some screentime
    Greer: This ship safe?
    Brody: Yeah....except we had to scrub off some graffiti caine did on the interior....I've never seen such erotic drawi-
    Greer: Yeah yeah we all saw them man....especially the one with the horse.....

    Scott: Ok good luck in there
    Brody: This is so cool
    Greer: Hey check it out <picks up alien skull>
    Brody: You maniac
    Greer: HEY SCOTT! I got us a new hood ornament
    Scott: Awesome......yeah because people are definitely going to think we are gangstas out her.....

    Varro: I've been expecting you
    TJ: The Colonel thinks i'm an actual blonde.....
    Varro: You aren't? Damn nevermind this th-
    TJ: Did you see that?
    Varro: What?
    TJ: Nevermind.....anyway this is so cool....i just completed this puzzle in 3 days....and it said 3-4 years!
    Varro: On the other hand..................

    Eli: I got the simulation for you guys.....
    Ursini Ships: Taka taka taka! DIE!
    Drones: We hope you die painfully but in a less sound piercing manner and without much effort.
    Young: My god this is a turf war.....you can see like right there those ships say "Gangstas, Hustlers "and oh dear they forgot a P in rappers....
    Brody: My god.....we better call back Scott
    Young: Who?

    Destiny: Bam bam die
    Drones: You stepped on our turf, and we are most displeased with you, thus we will act in a violent manner to resolve this unfortunate issue which could have been resolved using politics.<EXPLODE>
    Destiny: Daamn.....

    Brody: ONE MORE SHOT AND WE ARE DEAD
    Rush: As if we haven't heard that one before
    Volker: Great....looks like someone just rolled up in a cadillac, someone just dropped out of FTL
    Brody: It's the seed ship
    Young: Isn't that where we left Nigel?
    Rush: ..........

    Telford: Follow me guys
    Young: Why
    Telford: Because Simon says "Follow the Seed ship which will eventually betray you"
    Drones: We are dieing in such painful ways. Error
    Telford: Ok that's done....lets dock

    Telford: Sup guys
    Young: So what happened
    Telford: Well those aliens intially wanted me as a chef, not alot of aliens can cook, but then they wanted my help to get the seed ship back operational, they also need our help
    Eli: why?
    Telford: They are in a turf war with some automated drones which they could bypass easily but for some reason they can't just go away. We have to attack the equivalent to a death star to win this.......

    Rush: Lets betray them
    Young: IN
    Wray: No, they can get us home remember?
    Rush: But I wanna know who is responsible for the microwave.
    Wray: What?
    Young: He was at Brody's bar....

    Seed Ship and Destiny: FTL and Bakugan or whatever weird japanese manga powers UNITE!

    Eli: So how are you?
    Chloe: I've got herpes how are you?
    Eli: Considering being a goth
    Chloe: Hmm

    Facebook: Destiny and Seed Ship have changed their relationship status from Married to divorced

    Young: Damn that marriage was faster than Britney Spears's
    Rush: Um........theres a death star out there alright, and 11ty tie fighters
    Young: Greaat.....
    Telford: What happened?
    Young: Your buddies screwed us

    Chloe: Hi
    Guard: Hi
    Chloe: I want to give you happy ending
    Guard: Wha-
    <Chloe presses up-up-down-left and performs the scorpion finishing move on guard>

    Scott: Chloe thank god I found you
    Chloe: You are too late
    Scott: Oh god here comes another 3-4 month wait...
    Tst
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