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RodneyIsGodney
November 9th, 2010, 07:08 PM
Okay, was surfing the net and came upon funny "Roses are red.." poems and thought it might be fun to come up with some of these Supernatural style...


I'll start us off...


Roses are red
the Impala is black
God made Dean pretty
now go get him a snack!

Jack_O'Neill_fan
November 10th, 2010, 05:58 PM
:D That is great!!! Let me think of some...

RodneyIsGodney
November 11th, 2010, 12:22 PM
:D That is great!!! Let me think of some...
Okay. In the meantime here's another one...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jensen has freckles
And so do you

starg8fans
November 11th, 2010, 02:07 PM
Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.

Anyway, great idea! Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.

Let's see...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
On a Friday night
There's just one thing to do.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never trust a demon
what they say ain't true.

And one more:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's almost Friday...
Woohoo!

warrior_chic
November 11th, 2010, 03:22 PM
Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.

Anyway, great idea! Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.

Let's see...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
On a Friday night
There's just one thing to do.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never trust a demon
what they say ain't true.

And one more:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's almost Friday...
Woohoo!

I love those! They should use them in basic promos. I can just see Jared and Jensen yelling 'Woohoo' now :)

RodneyIsGodney
November 11th, 2010, 03:45 PM
Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.
Yeah, I couldn't post last night. But was able to today.


Anyway, great idea!
Thanks!


Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.
Oooh, sounds like fun!


Let's see...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
On a Friday night
There's just one thing to do.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never trust a demon
what they say ain't true.

And one more:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's almost Friday...
Woohoo!
These are awesome! Specially the last one. Woohoo indeed.;):D

Alright...not the best but whatever...

Roses are red
Nurples are purple
Go drinking with Dean
order a purple nurple

starg8fans
November 11th, 2010, 11:24 PM
I love those! They should use them in basic promos. I can just see Jared and Jensen yelling 'Woohoo' now :)

That would be fun. Or we could get an ep where they need to rhyme to break a spell. Or they meet a ghost who only responds to rhymes. I can just see Dean delivering his lines the way he did that prayer in The Third Man...


Yeah, I couldn't post last night. But was able to today.

Yup, seems to be working still.


These are awesome! Specially the last one. Woohoo indeed.;):D

Alright...not the best but whatever...

Roses are red
Nurples are purple
Go drinking with Dean
order a purple nurple

LMAO, epic stuff, RiG.

Okay, told my daughter about it, and here's what she came up with.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Hello there, Dean,
come into my bed.

And this was a joint effort:

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
All angels are d!cks
Except Cas - I think.

Edit Just thought of one more:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cupids give hugs
But they're just eeeeewww...

RodneyIsGodney
November 18th, 2010, 03:35 PM
That would be fun. Or we could get an ep where they need to rhyme to break a spell. Or they meet a ghost who only responds to rhymes. I can just see Dean delivering his lines the way he did that prayer in The Third Man...
Spoilers for The Third Man:

Now I lay me down to sleep...
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx163/McKaysAngel/animations/tumblr_dean-cas-featherybutt.gif

I cracked up when he said that!:P


LMAO, epic stuff, RiG.
Thanks.


Okay, told my daughter about it, and here's what she came up with.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Hello there, Dean,
come into my bed.

And this was a joint effort:

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
All angels are d!cks
Except Cas - I think.

Edit Just thought of one more:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cupids give hugs
But they're just eeeeewww...
Now, these are EPIC!!!

Okay...tried to come up with one...

Roses are red
Dean's eyes are green
Michael killed Cas
And that was just mean

And came up with two...

Roses are red
Leaves are green
Dean, Sam, Bobby, Cas
Man, what a team

starg8fans
November 18th, 2010, 11:23 PM
Spoilers for The Third Man:

Now I lay me down to sleep...
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx163/McKaysAngel/animations/tumblr_dean-cas-featherybutt.gif

I cracked up when he said that!:P

That ep was full of great one-liners.


Okay...tried to come up with one...

Roses are red
Dean's eyes are green
Michael killed Cas
And that was just mean

And came up with two...

Roses are red
Leaves are green
Dean, Sam, Bobby, Cas
Man, what a team

Very true, both of them.

Did these in a bit of a hurry, but here goes nothing.

Roses are red
Yorkies are sweet
Except when they chase
Dean down the street

Roses are red
Their leaves are green
Dean is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

Roses are red
Monsters are real
But the Winchester bros
know just how to deal.

RodneyIsGodney
November 19th, 2010, 03:01 PM
That ep was full of great one-liners.
You bet it was!



Very true, both of them.
Yep.


Did these in a bit of a hurry, but here goes nothing.

Roses are red
Yorkies are sweet
Except when they chase
Dean down the street
Love it!


Roses are red
Their leaves are green
Dean is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

Roses are red
Monsters are real
But the Winchester bros
know just how to deal.
Very true, both of them.

Alright...let's see what I can come up with here...

Roses are red
Violets are flowers
Don't mess with Sam
He's got superpowers

Roses are red
Azazel's eyes are yellow
Stay away from him
He's one nasty fellow


Spoilered for season 6...
Roses are red
Clowns are scary
Supernatural tonight
Dean fights a fairy

starg8fans
November 20th, 2010, 02:14 AM
Alright...let's see what I can come up with here...

Roses are red
Violets are flowers
Don't mess with Sam
He's got superpowers

LOL, so he does.


Roses are red
Azazel's eyes are yellow
Stay away from him
He's one nasty fellow

Good one! I was messing around with 'yellow' as well, but I didn't get anywhere.


Spoilered for season 6...
Roses are red
Clowns are scary
Supernatural tonight
Dean fights a fairy


Love it. And in a similar vein...
Hunters are tough
Their weapons are scary
Add microwaves to the list
to kill off fairies.

Got another one, to play homage to another great scene.

Cupids are nekkid
They love to give hugs
Which - Dean will agree -
REALLY sucks.

This one's about another of my favorite villains:

Angels are dicks
Especially Zach
I'm glad Dean killed him
Hope he won't be back.

RodneyIsGodney
November 21st, 2010, 06:23 PM
Good one! I was messing around with 'yellow' as well, but I didn't get anywhere.
Thanks. You'll somewhere with 'yellow' soon.;)




Love it. And in a similar vein...
Hunters are tough
Their weapons are scary
Add microwaves to the list
to kill off fairies.
HA! Love it!


Got another one, to play homage to another great scene.

Cupids are nekkid
They love to give hugs
Which - Dean will agree -
REALLY sucks.
The really do. Nice.


This one's about another of my favorite villains:

Angels are dicks
Especially Zach
I'm glad Dean killed him
Hope he won't be back.
Agreed.

Okay...one from me...

Ghouls are gross
Scarecrows are fugly
Sam is research boy
And Dean is quite snugly

starg8fans
November 22nd, 2010, 03:34 AM
Thanks. You'll somewhere with 'yellow' soon.;)

I'm on it. LD


Okay...one from me...

Ghouls are gross
Scarecrows are fugly
Sam is research boy
And Dean is quite snugly

Wow, there's a rhyme you don't find every day! ;)

Kinda hungry at the moment, so how about this:

Sam loves salad
Dean loves pie
Both love coffee
And so do I.

Roses are red
Pies are sweet
And Dean looks good
Enough to eat.

Better get some grub before I go overboard here.

RodneyIsGodney
November 22nd, 2010, 06:43 PM
I'm on it. LD
I noticed that I forgot one little word there. Silly me:o Good to know you're on it.




Wow, there's a rhyme you don't find every day! ;)
Yep. Specially love that last line.;)


Kinda hungry at the moment, so how about this:

Sam loves salad
Dean loves pie
Both love coffee
And so do I.
I love coffee too! Now. Didn't used to.


Roses are red
Pies are sweet
And Dean looks good
Enough to eat.
Hells yeah! You're better at this than I am.:o


Better get some grub before I go overboard here.
Hope the grub was good!


Yeah, not my best but...it is what it is.

Clowns kill
Planes crash
Dean buys itching powder
Sam gets a rash

starg8fans
November 23rd, 2010, 01:04 AM
I noticed that I forgot one little word there. Silly me:o Good to know you're on it.

I go the gist. Almost like Hangman, wasn't it?


Hells yeah! You're better at this than I am.:o

Yeah, not my best but...it is what it is.

Clowns kill
Planes crash
Dean buys itching powder
Sam gets a rash

Thanks, but I don't agree. I love this last one, great use of lines from the show.

On a mover somber note...

John lost Mary
Sam lost Jess
And Dean got the [email protected]
Who did it, oh yes!

And I think it got a 'yellow' one - sorta...

Demon's eyes are black
Or flash a red light
But it's old Yellow Eyes
The Winchesters fight.

warrior_chic
November 23rd, 2010, 04:54 AM
Just wanted to let ya know that even tough you two are the only ones who write these, I read them all and you guys are so creative and funny! There great :)

RodneyIsGodney
November 23rd, 2010, 06:20 PM
Thank you w_c!:)

warrior_chic
November 23rd, 2010, 07:15 PM
You're welcome :) Man, I've had some serious trouble spelling today. That's the second major boo-boo I've made online. It's probably a good thing I don't write any of these :P

RodneyIsGodney
December 2nd, 2010, 04:53 PM
I got one for y'all...


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Friday is coming
And Supernatural is new

starg8fans
December 2nd, 2010, 10:14 PM
Good one. Here's my 'glass half empty' version to your 'half full' one.

Roses are red
Poppies are too
Winter hellatus is nigh
And now I'm blue.

Guess we should start on some seasonal stuff too.

Roses are red
Christmas trees are green
And underneath for me
I hope there's a Dean.

RodneyIsGodney
December 3rd, 2010, 01:05 PM
Good one.
Thanks.:)


Here's my 'glass half empty' version to your 'half full' one.

Roses are red
Poppies are too
Winter hellatus is nigh
And now I'm blue.
Aw... *sniff* ... I am too.


Guess we should start on some seasonal stuff too.

Roses are red
Christmas trees are green
And underneath for me
I hope there's a Dean.
"A" Dean? Not "the" Dean? Kidding! Love it!:D Hope there's one under my tree too!

Okay, "season stuff"...

Pointsettia's are red
Snow is white
I hope Santa brings me Dean
Come Christmas Eve night

starg8fans
December 5th, 2010, 12:08 PM
"A" Dean? Not "the" Dean? Kidding! Love it!:D Hope there's one under my tree too!

I'd even be happy with a clone. Would probably be better, the real Dean would be away a lot...


Okay, "season stuff"...

Pointsettia's are red
Snow is white
I hope Santa brings me Dean
Come Christmas Eve night

I like!

More seasonal stuff, with a flashback to A Very Supernatural Christmas

The tree is green
The lights are yellow
And Sammy's egg nog
Makes Dean all mellow.

warrior_chic
February 14th, 2011, 08:21 AM
Heya! BuddyTV made Valentine's Day cards. Looky what they have for SPN.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/wnhs_2008/Supernatural/3465121_3901c2d5-910f-4054-acdf-98083bccc4dd-supernatural-valentine2011.jpg

RodneyIsGodney
February 14th, 2011, 11:46 AM
Heya! BuddyTV made Valentine's Day cards. Looky what they have for SPN.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i196/wnhs_2008/Supernatural/3465121_3901c2d5-910f-4054-acdf-98083bccc4dd-supernatural-valentine2011.jpg
OMGLOL!!!!


Roses are red
And so is wine
Please Dean
Be my Valentine?

RodneyIsGodney
September 20th, 2013, 05:40 PM
*blows dust off thread*



Roses are red
Dean's jacket is brown
After killing demons
The boys skip town


Roses are red
Blood is too
Jared took Thomas
to the San Diego Zoo


Roses are red
Dean wears plaid
Over the summer
Jensen became a dad

RodneyIsGodney
March 18th, 2014, 03:42 PM
Roses are red
the sky is blue
It's finally Tuesday
Supernatural is new

RodneyIsGodney
July 1st, 2014, 09:34 PM
*blows dust off thread...again.*


Roses are red
Supernatural is scary
Jensen returned to Vancouver
Looking kinda hairy

Roses are red
Summer is hazy
Demons Dean gets
People are crazy

Roses are red
Sewers are stinky
Dean played Skeeball
To get that giant slinky

Little Creek
July 2nd, 2014, 01:35 AM
LOL! I love your poems RiG! :D

RodneyIsGodney
July 2nd, 2014, 06:49 AM
Thank you. I'm surprised I can think that late at night (or early in the morning).


Roses are red
Jeffery Dean Morgan plays John
I've got to go
Supernatural is on

mr_kennedy
December 20th, 2014, 07:50 PM
Roses are Red
Crowley is blue
Deanmon is gone
Castiel thanks you


Roses are red
Abadon is lose
dont get Crowley
He'll just tease Moose

Roses are red
Deans Gone to Hell
but never fear
Sammy is here

there quite spoilerific if you havent caught up to s10, read at your own discretion

RodneyIsGodney
July 12th, 2016, 07:24 PM
*blows dust off thread yet again*

Roses are red
Planes have wings
Conventions abound
Jensen sings

Roses are red
Episodes need writing
You are not alone
Always keep fighting

Roses are red
Jared is tall
Can't wait for Supernatural
To come back in the fall