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July 7th, 2010, 11:59 AM
What are your favorite Pete quotes, or conversations that involve Pete? So many of his little comments crack me up I thought we should start keeping track of them! General Pete discussion and related items are welcome! :D

This thread is a Pro-Pete thread!

July 7th, 2010, 12:03 PM
(Myka and Pete are stuck to the ceiling in HG Wells house.)

Myka: Do all your dates work out this way?
Pete: On a scale of one to ten I'm givin' this one a seven.

July 7th, 2010, 12:14 PM
Myka: Maybe there is a clue, in one of Wells's books, because our library is Amazing!
Leena: I know, first editions of everything that's ever been printed.
Pete: Does that include comic books?
Myka: Really, that's your first...thought?
Pete: Nooooo, but you definitely wouldn't like my first thought!
Myka: You're right, did you know that my Dad used to read me HG Wells when I was a little kid?
Pete: Yep, nothing like a little War of the Worlds to put a toddler to sleep
Myka: You've read War of the Worlds?
Pete: Uh, no but, I saw the movie...Tom Cruise was AWESOME...oh and Brando in Island of Dr. Morrow...(Godfather voice) I could have been a scientist.

:lol: I was cracking up!

Eye Of Ra
July 7th, 2010, 01:21 PM
Pete: Done! I win! Ha ha ha ha!
Myka: It's not a race.
Pete: Said the tortoise to the hare.
Myka: You know, in the story, the tortoise actually wins.
Pete: It's a fairy tale. How is a turtle going to beat a rabbit
Myka: It's not a fairy tale. It's a fable, a life lesson. "Slow and steady wins the race."
Pete: Here's a life lesson. Pete fast, Pete win

July 8th, 2010, 11:43 AM
Claudia: Okay, looks like the problem is in the gooery.
Pete: What's a gooery?
Myka: I'm guessing it's Claudia-speak for the neutralizer processor center.
Claudia: Uh-huh.
Pete: Right, of course.
Myka: Well, it's chapter 197 in the manual.
Pete: It's a thousand pages long. I'll wait for the movie.

July 8th, 2010, 11:45 AM
Pete: Use your feminine wiles. Smile. You're pretty when you smile.
Myka: I am?
Pete: Yeah.
Myka: So what does that mean when I'm not smiling?
Pete: Kind of frightening.

July 8th, 2010, 11:46 AM
Myka: Hey, partner. How are you feeling?
Pete: Sore. Everywhere. Need cookies.

*I think we could have a separate thread for cookie references! :p

July 8th, 2010, 11:46 AM
Myka: She's out of your league.
Pete: How do you know what my league is?
Myka: Not that I asked for them, but I've got season tickets.
Pete: That's good, I like that.

July 8th, 2010, 11:51 AM
Frederic: My name's Frederic.
Pete: Frederic what?
Frederic: Mrs. Frederic.
Pete: Well, that's a relief.

Eye Of Ra
July 8th, 2010, 03:40 PM
Pete: No more zoos, okay? From now on, if an artifact is at a zoo, we leave it there.

Myka: Monkeys spit. Artie, do you know that? They.. they spit, and it is not pleasant

July 9th, 2010, 12:12 PM
It took me about 5 minutes into season 2 to completely remember how funny this show is, I love Myka and Pete's interactions...I love the show in general, but those 2 are a great pair!

Gate Ranger
July 9th, 2010, 01:48 PM
Pete:......You're out of your gourd McNuttypants!

:lol: That one was funny!

Eye Of Ra
July 9th, 2010, 04:14 PM
Artie: Come on. Come on inside. I'll show you around.
Myka: Around what? What am I doing here?
Artie: I'll explain everything inside. Come on. I made cookies.
Pete: Ooh

Gem of Tigress
July 12th, 2010, 12:07 PM
Artie: We'll put him in the bronze sector.
Pete: Ok, i promise to read the manuel this weekend, but what is the bronze sector?

^ that one had me laughing the entire time. :P:D:D:D

Eye Of Ra
July 13th, 2010, 05:48 AM
Artie: Ladies first.
Myka: What? Uh, yeah, age before beauty.
Pete: What? He's older than me. He's older than both of us put together.
Artie: All right, shut up. Hold that. Children. I'm working with children

July 13th, 2010, 07:33 AM
When I read these quotes I can hear all of the characters expressions and almost see the faces they make at each other in my head, they all are such a cohesive group!

July 13th, 2010, 09:40 AM
Artie: Ladies first.
Myka: What? Uh, yeah, age before beauty.
Pete: What? He's older than me. He's older than both of us put together.
Artie: All right, shut up. Hold that. Children. I'm working with children
This had me stopping the recording so I wouldn't miss what came next. *hee-hee* "He's older than both of us put together."
*hugs Artie just so he knows that even if he IS an 'Old [email protected]' he's loved. :D
Besides, it takes one to know one. Old [email protected] that is. ;)

Jynjyr - the semi-official Old [email protected] of WH13 fandom.

July 13th, 2010, 12:14 PM
Pete: I look like Kermit the Frog

Gate Ranger
July 14th, 2010, 07:05 PM
Pete: Whoa! That is one big hole!


Pete: That was no masked man, that was a superhero!


Pete: If you're going to be holding on to me like this i need some sweet talk.

:lol: These had me laughing! :lol:

Eye Of Ra
July 15th, 2010, 05:32 AM
Pete: Hello square one, we meet again

Gate Ranger
July 15th, 2010, 02:49 PM
Pete: Stop, stop.
Myka: What?
Pete: you're giving me a wedgie.

Eye Of Ra
July 15th, 2010, 03:00 PM
Pete: But there's something else.
Myka: What?
Pete: I think I'm hot for your mom

Gate Ranger
July 17th, 2010, 10:50 AM
Pete: You again!

Eye Of Ra
July 17th, 2010, 12:06 PM
Pete: What am I looking for?
Artie: Anything that might cause an electrical or chemical imbalance in the brain.
Pete: Oh, well, so a brain imblancer. That's easy. It's probably right next to his time travel machine.

July 17th, 2010, 03:09 PM
Pete: Hello square one, we meet again

LOL, I love that one! I was thinking "I have to remember this" as soon as I heard it. :P

Eye Of Ra
July 17th, 2010, 03:58 PM
LOL, I love that one! I was thinking "I have to remember this" as soon as I heard it. :P

Yeah i love this quote

Gem of Tigress
July 22nd, 2010, 07:57 AM
Myka: They think we're IRS agents. No wonder they hate us.
Pete: *stares at IRS ID badge* I hate us.


Eye Of Ra
July 22nd, 2010, 04:08 PM
Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot

July 24th, 2010, 05:35 PM
(Pete and Lena find Myka dancing around her room with a teddy bear while putting away other personal things that have just arrived)

Pete: It looks like she found an artifact that makes her act like a girl.

Eye Of Ra
July 25th, 2010, 02:55 AM
Pete: What happened?
Claudia: A gladiator just kicked your ass

Rose "Snapjinx" McKnight
August 2nd, 2010, 09:33 PM
Hooray! I love quotes and I love this show and I love Pete!
Here's my contribution.
(There's a lot, cos I'm a quote whore and write everything down that I like. :P)
Spoiler'd for size.

“Kirk out.” (ending transmission w/ Arty)

(to MacPherson)“That’s a nice speech. Sounds even better with the fancy accent. But it still doesn’t cover the fact that you are outta your gourd, McNutty-Pants! You put a bomb in a man’s mouth. Not really a great recruiting tool.”

(to Myka) “Good work, chum. To the batmobile!”

“No! The ‘r’ stands for revenue! There’s no need for that kind of language!” (as he backs away from a house)

“Eat shield, Stabby!” (before smacking a swordsman in the head)

“It’s like a game of gay Clue…”

Pete: "Best assignment ever."
Myka: "Just try not to be 12 years old, okay?"
Pete: “There is no try. Only do or do not.”
Myka: “Then, do.”
Pete: “I’ll try.”

Pete: “No one’s got the picture of Dorian Grey hanging up for decoration.”
Myka: “Yeah, well, that’s at the Warehouse anyway.”
Pete: “Is that what that is? I gotta stop looking at that thing.”

My Personal Fav:
Myka: (regarding Arty’s message) “All I caught was ‘barber shop’ and ‘emergency’.”
Pete: “Maybe his eyebrows are finally eating his face.”

August 2nd, 2010, 10:01 PM
Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot

This has to be one of the funniest conversations ever. I couldn't stop LOL.

Eye Of Ra
August 3rd, 2010, 06:08 AM
Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part

Gate Ranger
August 9th, 2010, 03:56 PM
Pete: (to Artie) Man this trip really killed me.
Artie: Stop it.
pete: No i am seriously dead.

Eye Of Ra
August 9th, 2010, 04:02 PM
Pete: He thinks you're still in D.C. They both do.

Myka: Well, yeah. And if you tell them any differently, I swear, I will... I will drop a dictionary on your crotch.

August 9th, 2010, 06:07 PM
Pete: He thinks you're still in D.C. They both do.

Myka: Well, yeah. And if you tell them any differently, I swear, I will... I will drop a dictionary on your crotch.

That is one of my FAV Myka/Pete bits! The look on his face when she says that. LOL

Pete: Eat shield stabby!

Gate Ranger
August 11th, 2010, 06:53 PM
Pete: Game on!

Eye Of Ra
August 12th, 2010, 03:22 PM
Pete: So does this means we are friends now?
Mrs. Frederic: [Glares]
Pete: Right, see ya

August 13th, 2010, 04:52 PM
Pete: O.M.G. What's the B.F.D.?

Eye Of Ra
August 14th, 2010, 05:21 AM
Kate: This isn't an elaborate plan just to see me is it?
Pete: You're hot, but not trash your place to get a date hot

Gate Ranger
August 16th, 2010, 10:32 AM
Myka: So do you think this feels more like home now?
Pete: na, it's better.

Eye Of Ra
August 16th, 2010, 01:17 PM
Myka: How do we not end up with our brain scrambled, or fried, or blown up, or what every new way to die there could be?

Pete: Look at the bright side, I am usually within ten feet of you, so whatever terrible thing happens to you will happen to me too.

Myka: Comforting.

Gem of Tigress
August 17th, 2010, 12:10 PM
Pete: *talking to Valda* This isn't over, Game on, GAME ON!!

( probably didn't get that just right.:o)

Gate Ranger
August 17th, 2010, 02:08 PM
Pete *finishes talking about the Iron Shadow issue he found*
Myka: I ment about our case.
Pete: Oh. Nope haven't found anything.

Eye Of Ra
August 18th, 2010, 01:11 PM
Kelly: Hey croissant boy, I need a prep nurse, get in here.
Pete: Ok, but I am not shaving anything

Gate Ranger
August 18th, 2010, 01:35 PM
^loved that one. ;)

Eye Of Ra
August 18th, 2010, 01:59 PM
^loved that one. ;)

:indeed: :)

Pete: Maybe I'm wrong, but are Artie and Vanessa sitting in a tree

Gate Ranger
August 20th, 2010, 02:54 PM
Myka & Claudia: PETE!

Pete: Chicks!

Eye Of Ra
August 20th, 2010, 04:06 PM
Pete: So, okay, who are these guys?
Artie: Former colleagues.
Pete: And.. and where are they now?
Artie: Well, um, this one and this one are dead. This one, a mental institution in Germany. And this last one disappeared. One day I'll find him

Gate Ranger
August 21st, 2010, 07:53 AM
Pete: Now you have a ferret.

Eye Of Ra
August 21st, 2010, 10:09 AM
Myka: "Baylor Dodgeball. Used for military dexterity and agility training. Multiples upon contact." That we already know. "Acquired after the... bludgeoning deaths of five cadets in 1972."

Pete: Uh, uh, bludgeoning is b-bad.

Myka: Agreed, Agreed

August 21st, 2010, 11:48 AM
From Age Before Beauty:
Pete: Myka, you are a stunningly beautiful woman. The day that I met you I said, What? I'm not going to be able to work with her. I won't be able to stop starring at her. But then I got to know you and I realized that you are even more beautiful than I can see. And if that little teen fencer could see what a beautiful woman that she would become, then she would know that it's her sister who should be jealous.

Eye Of Ra
August 25th, 2010, 11:13 AM
Father Braid: Are you saying this chair caused all this?
Pete: I know. It's freaky. This stuff is always freaky

Gate Ranger
September 11th, 2010, 04:47 PM
Pete: I got it!
*Sherrif shoots at him*
*Pete goes back*

(probably didn't get it right. :o sorry) From Magnatism.

September 15th, 2010, 04:09 AM
When discovering the hidden door in HG Wells' house.
Pete: "Put...ze...candle....back."

Anyone know how many movie quotes Pete has made of the course of the series?

Eye Of Ra
September 16th, 2010, 01:06 PM
Anyone know how many movie quotes Pete has made of the course of the series?

Not Sure how many but there have been a few

Pete: Are we back? Are we in deep doo doo?
Artie: Oh more than you know

September 22nd, 2010, 04:42 AM
*i think i got the rock/paper/scissors parts right*

Myka: You know you don't always have to go rock.
Pete: I don't.
Myka: Yes you do.
Pete: Fine next time I'll go scissors.
Myka: See now you shouldn't have told me that.

Myka: Don't look it's too embarassing.
Pete: Even when I'm alone, I've still got the moves!

September 22nd, 2010, 10:05 PM
Mrs. F: One Agent Lattimer.

Pete: One what? Singular sensation, is the loneliest number?

Eye Of Ra
September 26th, 2010, 02:49 PM
Kelly's Answer Phone

Phone: Your time is up, goodbye.
Pete: That is what I am afraid of

Gate Ranger
October 11th, 2010, 06:49 PM
Pete: I solved two. You solved one.

( I know i didn't get it right!)

December 16th, 2010, 06:19 PM
Mine will always be: 'Yank it, yank it hard.' LOL.

December 16th, 2010, 09:20 PM
Pete: Santa.... bad ass.

i love Pete! Eddie McClintock is so like his character in Real life... [email protected]

Gem of Tigress
June 7th, 2011, 07:44 PM
from Age before Beauty.

" Can I intrest you in staying alive?!"

Gate Ranger
June 10th, 2011, 07:29 AM
Pete: *creepy voice* I could have been a scientist.

Gem of Tigress
July 15th, 2011, 04:52 PM
" Some bad actor made it for Shakesphere, then he cursed it, now it kills people"

" Kirk out, oh and Spock too"

July 19th, 2011, 08:05 PM
Pete: Release the kraken !!!

July 27th, 2011, 11:42 AM
" Some bad actor made it for Shakesphere, then he cursed it, now it kills people"

I love it too )))

August 1st, 2011, 10:18 AM

August 13th, 2011, 01:10 AM
Pete: Bingomania...

lmao1 i love that! after i heard it I was using that for a week straight! lol!

December 9th, 2011, 01:33 PM
All my favorite Pete quotes are from classic movies. Most recent one is from the season finale.

Pete: "Alfred, let's go shopping."

December 9th, 2011, 02:20 PM
I'm suing misses Fredrick

Eye Of Ra
December 28th, 2011, 06:04 AM
Pete: Ah, lets see who Stukowski has on her Evil Friends and Family Plan

January 1st, 2012, 10:10 AM
I'll alway love : release the kraken , because it is cool when Liam Neesom says it too

Eye Of Ra
January 9th, 2012, 12:05 PM
Pete: All right, Gibson is it? Who are you? Why are we here? And why is Fargo jacked into the matrix

March 22nd, 2012, 04:03 PM
Pete: stop struggling dude, that what happen to the dinosaurs

July 10th, 2013, 12:14 AM
Thank You Gladdis Kravits :lol: