View Full Version : Firefly/Serenity Would You Rather

May 8th, 2010, 07:28 AM
Based off of the popular game in the Fun & Games section, so without further ado:

Would you rather: Be captured by Niska or the Hands of Blue?

July 29th, 2010, 05:24 PM
Hands of Blue.
They would dispose of me quickly (without all of the torture)

Would you rather: Be attacked by River or by Jayne & Zoe together

August 6th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Jayne and Zoe.........River went all pyshco, no thanks :D

Would you rather date Zoe or River [for guys] or Jayne or Wash [for the gals]?

August 7th, 2010, 01:53 AM
Jayne and Zoe.........River went all pyshco, no thanks :D

Would you rather date Zoe or River [for guys] or Jayne or Wash [for the gals]?

River. Duh! :D ;)

Would you rather have a drink with Jayne or Mal?

August 8th, 2010, 12:02 PM
*thinks and ponders* I think Mal

Who would you rather have watching your back, Zoe or Jayne?

August 8th, 2010, 12:49 PM
*thinks and ponders* I think Mal

Who would you rather have watching your back, Zoe or Jayne?

Zoe, more reliable... although... hmm difficult. Zoe, it is. :)

Who would you rather eat ice cream with, Inara or River?

Eye Of Ra
August 8th, 2010, 02:03 PM
Inara River might freak out

Who would you rather Dance with Inara or Zoe

August 28th, 2010, 08:00 AM
Zoe, seeing as I can't dance and I have the feeling Zoe wouldn't be all too grand at it either :)

WYR be one of Wash's dinosaurs or Vera?

August 31st, 2010, 08:35 PM
That's a tough one....still, I think I'd go with Wash's dinosaur.

WYR be given a red-headed wife or a stick that sounds like it's raining?

September 1st, 2010, 02:04 AM
The rain stick. Definitely. Hours of fun at the twist of a hand, what's not to love?

WYR dress in drag (with a purdy floral bonnet) or in nothing but a hospital gown... while being interrogated on an Alliance ship?

September 17th, 2010, 11:42 AM
Hospital gown lol
WYR Be locked up with Jayne or River?

September 18th, 2010, 05:17 AM
River, it wouldn't be long till she got us out :P

WYR steal from Jayne or Mal?

September 19th, 2010, 12:03 PM
Mal, he might be slightly more forgiving :P

WYR have Jayne or River cook you dinner?

September 20th, 2010, 07:45 PM
River I guess lol

wyr have a conversation with Jayne or Wash

September 23rd, 2010, 12:45 PM
Wash he is so funny

Would you rather have Zoe or Inara tell you a story?

September 25th, 2010, 03:52 PM
Inara. She could weave many tales I think.

WYR spend a day with Kaylee or Zoe?

October 7th, 2010, 11:26 PM
Kaylee, she seems like she would make a great mate.

WYR have Wash live, or let him die and have tptb make a second movie?

October 9th, 2010, 11:32 PM
I'd have Wash live.

WYR... Face the Alliance or the Reapers in a stand off?


Captain Lazlo
October 10th, 2010, 12:17 AM
The Reapers would be a more interesting challenge.

WYR...Be stranded on a planet with Inara or River?... Mal or Jayne?

October 10th, 2010, 01:25 AM
WYR...Be stranded on a planet with Inara or River?... Mal or Jayne?

That's an easy one for me to answer...
Inara... Why? Because... :)

WYR... Wear Kaylee's dress from Shindig or dress like Inara for a bet or for fun?


October 14th, 2010, 06:54 AM
dress like Inara for fun :P

would you rather clean Jayne's gun or assist Simon in surgery?

October 15th, 2010, 10:44 PM
dress like Inara for fun :P

would you rather clean Jayne's gun or assist Simon in surgery?

Assist Simon in surgery.

Would you rather dance with Kaylee or Inara, Or dance with Mal or Wash?

October 16th, 2010, 04:08 PM
Would you rather dance with Kaylee or Inara, Or dance with Mal or Wash?
Kaylee. :)

Would you rather take shooting lessons from Jayne, Mal or Book?

October 17th, 2010, 02:13 PM
Mal, although I probably wouldn't be able to focus on shooting very well around him.

Own Serenity or have a crappy town where you're a hero?

October 18th, 2010, 02:04 PM
Own Serenity or have a crappy town where you're a hero?

Own Serenity... :D

WYR... Have a drink with Mal on Unification Day or spend the same amount of time with Inara?

Cold Fuzz
October 21st, 2010, 09:55 PM
Inara. Much more enjoyable company on Unification Day.

WYR have Serenity armed with weapons or be a weaponless transport the way it was with the entire series?

October 30th, 2010, 05:27 AM
weaponless transport... amkes life much more interesting....

wyr live with Book or with Inara

October 30th, 2010, 03:37 PM
Inara, (insert suggestive comment here) :D

WYR marry the former Mrs Reynolds or Kaylee?

October 30th, 2010, 06:26 PM
Kaylee... atleast she won't try to kill me the former Mrs. Reynolds.... i like a challenge :D

wyr face a fleet of Alliance or a Reaver ship

October 30th, 2010, 06:30 PM
Alliance, at least if I fail and they board my ship..im not gonna be eaten :D

WYR have River or Jayne watch your back on a shady deal?

October 30th, 2010, 06:36 PM
River, she'll be able to read and react to the other side before the trouble even starts :D

wyr have simon cover you or have jayne perform first aid?

Cold Fuzz
October 30th, 2010, 07:34 PM
What choices. :lol: I'll go with Jayne because he'll have a gun handy in case things get more ugly.

WYR have Wash cover you or Jayne pilot the ship?

October 30th, 2010, 07:43 PM
i'm sure jayne atleast knows how to put in cooridants and turning on auto pilot.... i don't mal would let him into the cockpit without knowing that much.... on the other hand, i'm zoe's taught wash to at least shoot straight...... hm.... nope, just can't get myself to trust wask with a gun... i'll have jayne pilot any day.....

wry get a massage from mal [( happy ending optional )] or fighting lessons from inara?

Cold Fuzz
October 30th, 2010, 08:05 PM
Fighting lessons. Much more useful than a message.

WYR have Book be a town hero or Kaylee?

October 31st, 2010, 05:45 AM
Kaylee, Book would be to modest to accept...leading to no party :(

WYR have Mal or Simon be your lackey for the day?

Captain Lazlo
October 31st, 2010, 05:48 AM
Mal, more interesting conversations.
WYR have Inara cook your dinner or River?

October 31st, 2010, 09:21 AM
Inara, River dosen't look like the Delia Smith type :D

WYR spend a day listening to Book preach or Mal's story of Serenity Valley?

Cold Fuzz
November 1st, 2010, 02:43 AM
Book, if only to see if I can gleam information about his mysterious past. ;)

WYR talk to Wash about his past or Simon?

November 1st, 2010, 06:55 AM
Simon... even if his past didn't turn out interesting... at least i's still have the eye candy :p

wyr go skinny dipping with jayne or to a tea party with inara?

November 1st, 2010, 11:45 AM
Tea Party with Inara.

Have Kayele be your doctor or Inara as your Messiah ;-)

November 1st, 2010, 12:12 PM
oh great messiah, deliver us from our abstinance :p

wyr drink kiss badger or spend the night with jayne and vera?

Cold Fuzz
November 1st, 2010, 01:41 PM
What a choice. :lol: Well I'd go with Jaybe and Vera. Badger's funny but untrustworthy.

WYR have Kaylee piloting the ship for a day or Wash being the engineer for a day?

November 1st, 2010, 02:09 PM
kaylee... def kaylee.... nobody knows Serinity's engines better than she does.... and it don't matter if she's in the engine room or the cockpit....

wyr be stuck workin in a shop on persephone or doing hard work out on one of the border planets?

Captain Lazlo
November 1st, 2010, 03:20 PM
Doing hard work out on one of the border planets, keep fit :D

Wyr be having a night out with Mal or Jayne?

Cold Fuzz
November 1st, 2010, 03:27 PM
Neither. Kaylee. :D But if I had to choose, I'd go with Mal—better conversation, if contentious.

WYR have Zoe covering you or Jayne?

November 1st, 2010, 05:28 PM
Zoe, more reliable.

Have a job interview with Badger or Niska?

Cold Fuzz
November 1st, 2010, 05:49 PM
Badger. Far more likable and interesting and he may actually get me a job that would be good.

WYR get an assignment from the Hands of Blue or The Alliance?

November 5th, 2010, 06:46 PM
Alliance, that machine they used is particularly cruel.

See Vala somehow crossover and encounter Inara or Mal somehow crossover and encounter Adria?

Cold Fuzz
November 5th, 2010, 06:51 PM
Vala encountering Inara. There's room for good comedy and drama with that one—without all the fiery ascension angst.

WYR see Serenity (the ship) cross over into the Stargate-verse or the Hammond cross into the Firefly-verse?

November 6th, 2010, 01:31 PM
Hammond in the Firefly verse. Firefly ships are not capable of FTL travel, the Verse is one giant solar system, so the Hammond would have a significant advantage over every other ship in the Verse. Whereas Serenity wouldn't.

A renewed series without Wash and Book or the status quo?

Cold Fuzz
November 6th, 2010, 11:49 PM
Tough one since Wash and Book were a big part of the show. :( However, for the sake of continuity, I'd say go on without them as we've said our goodbyes to them with the Serenity movie.

WYR be on Badger's hitlist or Niska's?

November 7th, 2010, 01:06 AM
Badger's, at least with him you could talk him out of killing you. With Niska you'd be dead...!

WYR... Have Inara and Kaylee or Jayne and Mal give you a massage?

November 7th, 2010, 04:17 AM
Inara and Kaylee

Reboot Firefly or continue the show from the end of the movie?

Captain Lazlo
November 7th, 2010, 04:47 AM
Reboot, but either is good.
WYR..another movie or season?

November 7th, 2010, 06:47 AM
Another season. There still is time between the series end and the movie to account for.

New season from the end of Objects in Space or the Serenity movie?

November 7th, 2010, 07:11 AM
I'd have to say from the end of the 'Serenity' movie.

WYR... Take on a Squad of Alliance Troopers or the Reavers?

Cold Fuzz
November 7th, 2010, 03:45 PM
Alliance troopers. I'd rather be a prisoner than food.

WYR go on a date with Kaylee or Dr. Keller? :P

November 7th, 2010, 04:32 PM
Keller, she's more mature and self assured than Kaylee.

See McKay cross over to Firefly and meet Kaylee or Simon crossover to Atlantis and meet Keller?

November 8th, 2010, 03:19 PM
Simon to Atlantis.... i don't want to listen to Mckay's arrogant rantings... and lord knows he would find a lot wrong with Serenity's engines..... and he'd most likely make Kaylee cry.....

wyr see Kaylee meet Adria or Inara meet Keller?

November 9th, 2010, 05:29 AM
Inara meet Keller. You think McKay would make Kaylee cry? Well what do you think the Orici would do to her?

See Jayne or Mal become a Sheppard?

November 11th, 2010, 09:19 AM
Mal more likely, but Jayne... if only for the lols :D

WYR the crew start a strawberry farm or a banana plantation?

November 11th, 2010, 04:36 PM
Inara meet Keller. You think McKay would make Kaylee cry? Well what do you think the Orici would do to her?Mcaky's brash, arrogant, rude behavior is what would make Kaylee cry.... Adria would lovingly coax sweet, innocent Kaylee to the ways of the Ori....

WYR the crew start a strawberry farm or a banana plantation?

I'm partial to bananas... but i do love me some strawberries.... ooh! how bout a strawberry/banana fusion? a stranana! :p

wyr Lorne join Serenity or Zoe join Atlantis?

November 11th, 2010, 04:48 PM
Zoe on Atlantis, she's a soldier and she'd fit in well.

See Firefly have another season on Fox or see a Firefly direct to DVD miniseries?

Cold Fuzz
November 11th, 2010, 09:23 PM
Firefly should get a full season but not on Fox. Sci-fi channel and its audience would definitely be more appreciative.

WYR have Keller pop up on Firefly and meet Kaylee or Kaylee appear on Atlantis and meet Keller?

November 16th, 2010, 05:58 PM
Keller pop up on Firefly, it would be fun seeing her interact with the crew, especially if neither she nor Kaylee were in the room at the same time.

Bible study with Book or workout with Jayne?

Cold Fuzz
November 16th, 2010, 07:23 PM
Workout with Jayne first. Bible study with Book later in the evening. ;)

WYR babysit a 5-year-old Wash or Mal?

November 21st, 2010, 05:11 PM
Wash, might be more laid back.

See Jayne or Mal become a Sheppard?

Cold Fuzz
November 21st, 2010, 08:49 PM
Jayne. Mal is already a Sheppard. :P

WYR see Wash or River piloting an F-302?

November 21st, 2010, 10:47 PM
Oh that's easy to answer...
It has to be River. With Wash as her backseater... :D

WYR... Infiltrate an Alliance stronhold or a Companion Training House?

Cold Fuzz
November 21st, 2010, 11:15 PM
That's a very easy one to answer as well my friend. ;) I think I could do with some training with a companion...or two. :P

WYR have Keller encounter Kaylee or Adria encounter Inara?

November 22nd, 2010, 06:41 AM
Well they do say great minds think alike.

I think I'd like to see Adria encounter Inara. It would be... interesting.

WYR... Challenge Atherton Wing to a duel or muck out the Serenity's hold after carrying a herd of cows?

November 29th, 2010, 05:20 AM
Atherton Wing, that little punk needs to be cut down to size.

See Inara replaced by Adria or Anna (from V)?

December 26th, 2010, 01:37 PM
Adria. That would be so awesome. I would love to see the crew (minus Mal and Book due to their strong religious beliefs) go Ori.

Would you rather have Firefly continue as a prequel show (during the Unification War) or a show taking place after the Serenity movie?

Cold Fuzz
December 26th, 2010, 07:35 PM
A prequel. I don't know if I'd want to watch Firefly without Book or Wash.

WYR eat those protein bars in the train job or some of the fresh food Book brought onboard with him when I first arrived on Serenity.

December 28th, 2010, 03:26 PM
Fresh food

Have Niska or the Operative angry at you?

February 2nd, 2011, 02:35 PM
Resurrect this thread! :D

The Operative, but I suppose I'd be dead either way...

WYR hear Zoe's or Mal's life story?

Cold Fuzz
February 2nd, 2011, 11:06 PM
Mal's...and then Zoe's. :D

WYR hear Book's life story or the Operative's?

February 3rd, 2011, 12:03 AM
Book's since he was the "man of mystery" to everyone. :D

WYR have to fight The Operative or The Bounty Hunter (from Objects in Space).

Cold Fuzz
February 3rd, 2011, 12:12 AM
The Bounty Hunter. I think he'd have much more funny things to say than the operative. :lol:

WYR steal Vera and deal with Jayne's wrath or fight River in hand to hand?

February 3rd, 2011, 12:22 AM
The Bounty Hunter. I think he'd have much more funny things to say than the operative. :lol:

WYR steal Vera and deal with Jayne's wrath or fight River in hand to hand?

"Well, here I am." :lol:

Oh, I'd steal Vera and deal with Jayne. With him you have a chance, but not even a multitude of Reavers could compete with River. ;)

WYR be "married" (;)) to Saffron or do business with Patience?

Cold Fuzz
February 3rd, 2011, 12:28 AM
Patience. Unlike Mal, I would have finished her. With patience at least I know what to expect from her. I don't want to deal with Saffron's games though.

WYR provoke Jayne or Mal into a fight?

February 3rd, 2011, 12:35 AM
Mal. He seems like a fairer fighter.

WYR learn first aid from Simon or piloting from Wash?

Cold Fuzz
February 3rd, 2011, 01:14 AM
Piloting from Wash. He's just a lot of fun to be around and I'd be learning an incredibly useful skill at the same time.

WYR dance with Kaylee or Inara?

February 5th, 2011, 07:28 PM
Kaylee; while I might learn a thing or two from Inara, I would think that Kaylee's dance would be more from the heart.

See Col. David Dixon (http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/David_Dixon) on Serenity or Jayne leading an SG team?

February 5th, 2011, 08:00 PM
Col Dixon on Serenity. Though it might be entertaining to see Jayne leading an SG team.

wyr (hypothetically)see a second season or another movie?

Cold Fuzz
February 5th, 2011, 10:17 PM
A second season. One two-hour movie is a relatively short amount of time while an entire season will have enormous re-watch value. :D

WYR have the Serenity unarmed or with some guns?

February 6th, 2011, 06:29 PM
Unarmed it makes Mal seem much more resourceful.

Hand to hand combat lessons from Mal or River?

February 6th, 2011, 06:47 PM
Mal, I feel as if River would be hard to understand.

wyr fight a group of Alliance soldiers or Niska's gang?

February 6th, 2011, 07:10 PM
Niska's gang, they maybe professional thugs but the level of professionalism needed by thugs is less than that needed by soldiers.

See River fight the Operative or Mal fight the Reavers?

March 15th, 2011, 12:00 AM
See River fight the Operative or Mal fight the Reavers?
Probably Mal fighting Reavers, because that would go on longer.

Would you rather encounter Jubal Early or the Operative in a dark alley?

Cold Fuzz
March 15th, 2011, 12:05 AM
Early. The Operative is a whole order of magnitude more dangerous than Early.

WYR see Early fight against Book or Jayne?

March 15th, 2011, 04:20 AM
The Sheppard would probably take care of Early pretty quickly so I'd like to see Jayne match up against him.

See River or Book fight the Operative?

Cold Fuzz
March 15th, 2011, 06:25 PM
Book. River would slice and dice and be done with it. Book on the other hand would be more of an interesting match.

WYR get a job from Patience or Badger?

March 26th, 2011, 06:21 PM
Patience, she seems slightly more reliable.

Be pursued by the Hands of Blue or by the Operative?

May 4th, 2011, 02:31 PM
Hands of Blue. The Operative seemed a fry short of a happy meal.

WYR have Jayne or Zoe on your side?

May 28th, 2011, 06:26 PM
Zoe, no need to question her loyalty ever. Jayne on the other hand can be bought.

Have Jayne or River as your backup in a fight?

June 6th, 2011, 08:02 AM
OH tough one!! I think...River

Have Mal or Zoe as your captain?

June 6th, 2011, 10:05 PM
Mal... Prue and simple.

Would you rather Transport a herd of Cows... Or have a ship full of companions...?

June 9th, 2011, 09:41 AM
Ummmm, let me think that one over... companions no doubt!

Would you rather fly in an aught three model Firefly or aught two?

July 17th, 2011, 10:35 PM
3. Better upgrades I hope.

Would you rather smuggle beagles or fugitives?

July 24th, 2011, 04:57 PM
Beagles. They're adorable.

Have Jayne or River do an operation on you?

July 29th, 2011, 09:09 AM
River, yes she might go ape crazy and make a bonnet from my insides, but she might have picked something up from simon over the years, where as Jayne...

WYR Live in the Core or live in the Outer Rim?

July 29th, 2011, 05:56 PM
Core, I kind of like being in the heart of things, even if it is an oppressive place.

Have pictures of Jayne in his hat or Wash and his dinosaurs?

July 30th, 2011, 08:46 AM
Wash and his dinosaurs, Jayne might just kill me for that picture

Have been a browncoat or a purple belly?

Madness reigns
August 20th, 2011, 12:38 PM
Trick question???? Browncoat all the way.

WYR Have Simon or Jayne as your protector??


August 20th, 2011, 06:30 PM
Simon, with Jayne I'd have to worry if I'm not paid up on time.

See Nathan Fillion or Sean Maher in "Cowboys and Aliens?"

August 28th, 2011, 06:03 AM
Nathan Fillion all the way

erm... Summer Glau or Morena Baacarin in "Cowboys and Aliens"? :p

September 16th, 2011, 05:36 PM
Summer Glau.

Have seen Mr. Universe on the TV show or Saffron in the movie?

September 16th, 2011, 11:46 PM
Saffron in the movie... :D (She is cute... :D)

Be taken out to the Black?
Dance with a devil in the Pale moonlight?

September 17th, 2011, 08:10 AM
taken out to the black

WYR have mal find a stargate or have the oddysee beam out all of serenity's cargo

September 18th, 2011, 04:24 AM
Mal find a Stargate; the other option involves Mal getting in trouble...

Have seen the Hands of Blue or Niska in the movie?

September 18th, 2011, 05:17 PM
have seen hands of blue

be boarded by reavers or experimented upon by the acadamy that experimented on river

September 20th, 2011, 12:34 PM
Experimented on by the academy. Cuz then I might get cool kick @$$ assassin skills, whereas Reaver-boarding would result in rape and torture and agonizing death.

WYR be a Companion like Inara, or a second in command like Zoe?

September 28th, 2011, 09:28 PM
Second in command.

Be the ship's machine or doctor?

August 10th, 2013, 02:32 PM
Be the Doctor.

Escort Inara to a Shindig Or Clean the Serenity's engine room with a toothbrush?

October 18th, 2013, 09:34 PM
Goin' to a shindig. YEEHAW!!!

Would you rather deal with Fanty and Mingo or Badger?


October 18th, 2013, 10:18 PM
Deal with Badger... :D

WYR Ship a cargo of Cows. Or a cargo of a dubious nature..?

October 18th, 2013, 11:40 PM
Deal with Badger... :D

WYR Ship a cargo of Cows. Or a cargo of a dubious nature..?

Mal: "It's good to have cargo. Makes us a target for every other scavenger out there of course, but, sometimes that's fun too."

So, going with Mal's point of view, I'm saying it doesn't matter. Cargo is good regardless of its' nature, however, I'm good with there being a "bit of fun".

Would you rather swallow a bug or do a barn swallow?


Stargate Atlantis Girl
November 19th, 2013, 05:51 PM
Swallow a bug I suppose.

Would you rather have them continue the series as if there wasn't ever a movie or how it is now?

Alphabet Cookie
March 14th, 2014, 02:50 AM
As if there wasn't a movie, i'd miss Wash and Book too much if the series continued without them.

WYR recieve a rainmaking noise stick thing or a secretly psychotic bride as payment for ridding a town of trouble?

March 17th, 2014, 02:07 AM
A Rainmaking Noise stick.

WYR Dance with a devil by the pale moonlight or dance with Inara...?

Alphabet Cookie
March 20th, 2014, 01:44 AM
Hmm dance with Inara, though the moonlight part of the other one was tempting

At the ball in Shindig WYR hang out with Kaylee and her group or Inara and hers

March 23rd, 2014, 05:44 AM
Kaylee and hers. As Kaylee is cute... :D

WYR have a drinking contest with Jayne or Mal...?

March 23rd, 2014, 09:47 AM
Mal. He would take better care of me when he inevitably drinks me under the table.

WYR sleep with Vera or Jayne?

Alphabet Cookie
March 24th, 2014, 03:12 AM
Vera, for the same sort of reason you chose Mal, I'd feel better looked after and safer with Vera than with Jayne :D

WYR spend time with the rich doctor Simon (pre River issues) or the Simon on the run?