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TheRandomOne
April 20th, 2010, 01:36 AM
Near the end of the season the Destiny crew gets a message from the SGC & they find out that Dr. Caine & those that stayed up on the planet ended up on Earth out of no where & that Earth (through teleportation or whatever) now has a new alien alley thanks to those that stayed

:D

It would be a good way to introduce the race that created or moved the planet & make them friendly for once

Lt.Colonel John Sheppard
April 20th, 2010, 01:44 AM
nobody stayed on the planet. everyone returned. i stand corrected i guess 7 people stayed behind.

Tuvok
April 20th, 2010, 01:50 AM
No medical trained personal, no military personnel. Incomplete data on the seasons of the planet or hazards. If I was a Vegas man I would be betting against survival.

reddevil18
April 20th, 2010, 02:27 AM
Or, like...if Destiny loses the comm stones and when they return to Earth via the Borg superhighway, they find it destroyed, with a big sign that says "STAY OUT OF OUR GARDEN NEXT TIME!"

Ser Scot A Ellison
April 20th, 2010, 03:21 AM
I'll be shocked if we ever see the group who stayed behind again. What would be interesting IMO is if other obolisks started turning up on other random planets.

pipi
April 20th, 2010, 03:27 AM
No I don't like. I want people go die die please. The number of crew should dwindle over time leaving only a handful left after a few months. Survival!

Razor One
April 20th, 2010, 04:01 AM
I've posted this as part of a post in another thread but I feel it needs some reiteration for the funny ;)




Let's put this into an analogy.

You're making a sandwich. You've just finished and are about to take a bite when someone knocks on the door. You put the sandwich down and go to see who it is.

In the meantime, a foraging group of ants happens upon your wondrous humongous stockpile of food! The ants rejoice and take a few crumbs for themselves before opting to return to the nest. A few choose to stay, saying it would be foolish to forsake such a bounty and that the giant sandwich-making gods will provide for them benevolently and without malice.

Most of the foraging party leaves. The few remain.

You return after having told the Jehovah's witnesses that you are NOT INTERESTED and if they could PLEASE kindly not bother you anymore... only to find ants in your sandwich! Damnit! Damn those ants! Squish! Squish! Squish! MAGNIFYING GLASS OF DOOM!

And now the sandwich is ruined. No way you're eating it after finding ants in THAT. Turf the entire thing and start over. Bloody ants. Wonder where they came from, it might be time to destroy the nest from whence they came and forever rid yourself of the sandwich-ruining little blighters as is your right as the Sandwich God.

BOW BEFORE THE SANDWICH GOD, MORTALS!



The point being of course that Godlike aliens are rarely friendly. If they do notice our existence, it will be from a similar perspective to someone waking up to find ants crawling on their body, their first instinct is to remove the annoyance without much thought in the best case and to actively annihilate the source of their annoyance in the worst.

Why would godlike aliens with the power to create stars and planets (nevermind the how, different question entirely) even care about a few insignificant humans? Are you benevolent to the wasp that flew into your can of drink? Are you compassionate to the cockroach that crawled into your shoe? Do you truly enjoy the sound of crickets chirping long into the small hours of the night when you're trying to sleep?

Put simply, a species that advanced will at best be indifferent towards the group left behind and care only in the sense that the group is causing a disruption to whatever it is they have going on that planet. The best they can hope for is that the aliens will tolerate them and leave them well enough alone, why should aliens lift a finger for them in any way? Do we know they're compassionate?

All we really have on them is that they're damn powerful. That does not automatically entail that they are enlightened, benevolent and compassionate.

escyos
April 20th, 2010, 04:20 AM
doubt those people will return...there gone but the crew will get some new members soon enough....

hiro
April 20th, 2010, 04:58 AM
mmmm ... interesting but as somebody said before ... if they are advanced aliens they have a reason to create a planet. The crew will only destroy it (using the trees, drinking the water, eating the fruits ) so maybe when the aliens came back (if they come ) they kill them all for bothering his experiment or whatever is this planet

Tuvok
April 20th, 2010, 06:16 AM
Ummm.. where there any females with the group that stayed behind?

escyos
April 20th, 2010, 06:35 AM
Ummm.. where there any females with the group that stayed behind?

balding asian guy has a wig, he puts it on and sings "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

Pharaoh Atem
April 20th, 2010, 07:30 AM
that wouldn't be funny

Tuvok
April 20th, 2010, 10:36 AM
balding asian guy has a wig, he puts it on and sings "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."

I can't unsee that visual can I?

Seriously, where there any girls left behind. Cause if not..

Gollumpus
April 20th, 2010, 02:57 PM
I can't unsee that visual can I?

Seriously, where there any girls left behind. Cause if not..

I believe there were two, however neither were in what could be described as their prime child-bearing years. Assuming they did get pregnant, and actually carried a child to full term it would still be a long shot that the child would live past 5 or 6 years. This assumes normal Earth conditions where malnutrition can occur to hinder physical and mental development, or dying from something like chicken pox.

regards,
G.

Tuvok
April 20th, 2010, 03:04 PM
I believe there were two, however neither were in what could be described as their prime child-bearing years. Assuming they did get pregnant, and actually carried a child to full term it would still be a long shot that the child would live past 5 or 6 years. This assumes normal Earth conditions where malnutrition can occur to hinder physical and mental development, or dying from something like chicken pox.

regards,
G.

Thanks for clearing that up...

Okay , two women. No medical or military to aid. Yeah, I'm staying on the ship . I mean I can use the stones to visit home now and then.

pipi
April 20th, 2010, 06:51 PM
Thanks for clearing that up...

Okay , two women. No medical or military to aid. Yeah, I'm staying on the ship . I mean I can use the stones to visit home now and then.

You sound like you're intending to violate someone else's body for your own sexual gratification :P

Eternal Density
April 20th, 2010, 07:08 PM
You sound like you're intending to violate someone else's body for your own sexual gratification :PThere's a permission form for that. Really.

Tuvok
April 21st, 2010, 11:39 AM
There's a permission form for that. Really.

That depends. Remember your friendly aide has walked you through the uses of the body including the forms in triplicate you have to sign.

Level 2 you can eat, drink and sex. And not to excess no hangovers

Level 7 , sex ( Protected ) is allowed, food , drink but nothing with the butt.

Level 1 You can travel. But usually has a medical condition , no soy or pork due to religion.

Level 10 Is the best because this soldier is a member of the new SGC military who don't care about your sexual prefence. However would prefer if their body is used in same sex intimacy use protectin . Triple pay.

Level 5 is complicated, because it involves not using the body in Washington DC area.

and so forth

Mike.
April 21st, 2010, 02:58 PM
:P Relevant: http://stargate.mgm.com/view/content/2104/index.html

Gollumpus
April 21st, 2010, 07:12 PM
:P Relevant: http://stargate.mgm.com/view/content/2104/index.html

She is soooo messing with him. :)

regards,
G.

Tuvok
April 21st, 2010, 10:36 PM
:P Relevant: http://stargate.mgm.com/view/content/2104/index.html


Nooooooo.

Poor Eli, so . damn. close .

hiro
April 22nd, 2010, 12:08 AM
Nooooooo.

Poor Eli, so . damn. close .

Yeap ... like well we can go to my place and .... ohh Chloe is that you !!! **** !

pipi
April 22nd, 2010, 04:48 AM
:P Relevant: http://stargate.mgm.com/view/content/2104/index.html

Eli Eli.... he should have asked to see some boobies when he showed her the shower. Pretty awesome regarding those concent forms. STDs!

hiro
April 22nd, 2010, 06:36 AM
it would be nice to see some troubles with the bodies ... like somebody going to earth and find that is in a body of the other gender . Like Vala and Daniel =D!!!

YutheGreat
April 22nd, 2010, 08:30 AM
I doubt they would get back.

When I saw that guy with Scott meditating I think we will see him again; but, not on Earth, as a kind of "Gauis Baltar on a Cylon Ship" helping them get the Destiny.