When B-5 was on, a number of folks created "How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes (see below for examples). I was thinking of starting some here. All I've come up with at the moment to answer the question, "How many scientists on Destiny does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" is:
A. What does Rush say?
regards,
G.
Vorlon jokes:
Q. How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They get one of the younger races to do it for them, however, that race must then be exterminated because they have been touched by the Darkness.
A. Yes.
A. One, but the lightbulbs are only available on Z'Ha'Dum (and, if you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die).
A. The blackout has started. It is too late for the light bulbs to vote.
A. Kosh.
A. What does Rush say?
regards,
G.
Vorlon jokes:
Q. How many Vorlons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They get one of the younger races to do it for them, however, that race must then be exterminated because they have been touched by the Darkness.
A. Yes.
A. One, but the lightbulbs are only available on Z'Ha'Dum (and, if you go to Z'Ha'Dum, you will die).
A. The blackout has started. It is too late for the light bulbs to vote.
A. Kosh.
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