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LtColCarter
February 9th, 2010, 09:48 AM
Someone was talking about someone compiling a book of Walter's quotes. So, I thought why not do it right here! :D

So, tell us what your favoriate quote from Walter Bishop is!

Here's one of mine from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
"I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your a$$. It's wonderful. Have you tried it?"
(he's talking about a seat warmer in a car)

LtColCarter
February 9th, 2010, 09:52 AM
Couldn't resist posting another one! ;)

from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
PETER: Hello?

WALTER: Over here. Over here! (sits milking a cow)

PETER: What are you doing?

WALTER: I'm doing two things at once. I'm waiting for you - and I'm doing her a favor.

PETER: You were supposed to be doing extensive testing… eighty year-old ‘man- baby’... remember that?

WALTER: Done. Test is complete. You underestimate me. Which I suppose I deserve. But... wonderful news all around. D.N.A. results confirm my suspicions that the woman was impregnated by a man who is the result of experiments identical to those conducted by me in this very lab around 30 years ago.

PETER: So you know how this happened?

WALTER: No. No idea. The specifics elude me completely.

PETER: So then what's this wonderful news?

WALTER: Because I remembered something else. I remembered where I parked my car.

PETER: Really?

the fifth man
February 9th, 2010, 06:07 PM
Two very good ones. I will give you that.:)

LtColCarter
February 10th, 2010, 08:31 AM
Season 1 The Ghost Network

PETER: You brought your own sweetener?

WALTER: Don't be ridiculous. It's my medication.

PETER: You're not on any medication, Walter.

WALTER: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

PETER: Oh, I wish you were joking. You're self-medicating... with homemade drugs.

WALTER: Simple combination of dextromethorphan, clonazepam, and some fluoxetine.

PETER: Those are psychotics, Walter. All of them.

WALTER: Of course they are. That's the point. I have been in a mental facility for the past seventeen years. It's put me quite out of balance.

jmoz
February 11th, 2010, 11:50 PM
Season 1 Pilot
Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

Another from the pilot:
Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread

LtColCarter
February 12th, 2010, 09:16 AM
Season 1 Pilot
Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

Another from the pilot:
Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread

Thanks! :D

the fifth man
February 12th, 2010, 07:07 PM
Walter is so great. He really is.:)

stargatefan234
February 14th, 2010, 02:57 AM
Season 1: can't remember the ep, think the pilot

"It's surprisingly interesting... for a narrative about a sponge."
(Walter talking about Spongebob squarepants)

LtColCarter
February 14th, 2010, 02:27 PM
LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?

the fifth man
February 14th, 2010, 06:48 PM
LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?

Here's one - From Season 1's "Unleashed" :

"...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?"

LtColCarter
February 15th, 2010, 07:17 AM
WALTER: Open your mind, son, or someone may open it for you.

LtColCarter
February 15th, 2010, 10:33 AM
WALTER: Damn it! Must you always be such a smart ass? I need the aluminum foil right now to shield the frequencies of the cylinder. Your life depends on it. All our lives depend on it. Go now!

PETER: I'm gonna go get you your aluminum foil, and then when I get back, you're gonna tell me what the hell it is you think that thing does.

WALTER: While you're out, if you see a chance to get me a root beer float, that would be wonderful.

SaberBlade
February 15th, 2010, 12:11 PM
This is my favourite...

WALTER smiles slightly: Uh, oh.
OLIVIA: What?
WALTER: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not. It's nothing to do with your state of undress. I just simply need to urinate.
OLIVIA says sarcastically: That's good to know.

Out of all the things to say, and out of all the times to get one.

jmoz
February 15th, 2010, 07:01 PM
season 2 episode 2

Peter: How's it going, Walter?
Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
Peter: Good to know.
Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

LtColCarter
February 17th, 2010, 10:27 AM
PETER: How do you cure a disease that is incurable?

WALTER: I haven’t the slightest idea, though I myself once cured this one in a dream. Opium. Fantastic stuff. Of course I forgot it as soon as I woke up. (he jams a meat thermometer into Pitt's brain through the ear)

PETER: Uhh! Thanks for the warning.

pisces27
March 6th, 2010, 03:23 PM
I love Walter!

To Peter over the phone: "Hello, Peter. This is me...your father....Walter Bishop."

"There was something important... oh yes! I've decided on the pancakes. Blueberry!"

"Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

Walter: "They said I could ride in back with the body. Can I?"
Peter: "Of course. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.

LtColCarter
March 29th, 2010, 10:31 AM
Don't forget to post your favorite Walterisms!

Madwelshboy
April 10th, 2010, 12:30 PM
From the pilot:

"The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

"Excellent! Let's make some LSD!"

LtColCarter
April 13th, 2010, 07:28 AM
from the pilot:

"the only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

"excellent! Let's make some lsd!"

roflmao!!!

CrazyKewl
April 18th, 2010, 06:52 PM
It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

LtColCarter
April 19th, 2010, 06:34 AM
It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

CrazyKewl
April 19th, 2010, 05:56 PM
I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

LtColCarter
April 20th, 2010, 08:14 AM
I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
Asterisk
Astro
Asteroid
Astringent
Astral
Aspirin
Asterix
Astricks
Ostrich

Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

:lol:

LtColCarter
April 20th, 2010, 11:42 AM
Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.

rosey_angel
July 30th, 2010, 02:18 AM
Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

LtColCarter
July 31st, 2010, 02:08 PM
Walter: astral-
Astrid: Astrid!
Walter: -projection

Walter: It's a shame I don't have a lab. I'd like to examine him.
Peter: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
Walter: Yes. I do, don't I?

:lol:

rosey_angel
August 1st, 2010, 04:21 PM
that's one of my faves. the look walter gives her is like, why are you interrupting me?

LtColCarter
November 2nd, 2010, 11:41 AM
WALTER: They have this horrible ... pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.

OLIVIA: It's Thursday.

WALTER: Oh!? Fantastic news.

Huaracocha
November 12th, 2010, 11:56 AM
"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"

LtColCarter
November 13th, 2010, 09:13 AM
"Don't be such a prude Peter, I'm sure Agent Dunham knows what a penis looks like"

:lol:

Todd's Pet
November 14th, 2010, 04:50 AM
Season 2, ep 14 when Peter tells him they're going to a case in New York by say, "We've won a free trip to New York".

Walter: Oh good... I;ve never won anything before.

And he looks so sweet and vulnerable. I love the way they show that someone who has been considered by others to be unconscienable, even evil, can be so vulnerable and child-like as well.


Same ep...
God has a sense of humour more twisted than even I could have imagined.

Huaracocha
November 14th, 2010, 06:19 AM
".. and my latest project, singing corpses.

(corpse rendition of candy man)

Why not put a little life into the dead I say. The harmonies are still a little bit off."

LtColCarter
November 14th, 2010, 09:31 AM
It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

I know...I'm doing a rewatch of season one...and I never noticed it the first time through. Every time he says her name now, I'm listening intently! Its hilarous!

LtColCarter
November 14th, 2010, 09:33 AM
Peter: What else aren't you telling me, Walter?

Walter: Lots, I'm sure.

LtColCarter
November 22nd, 2010, 05:30 AM
Olivia: What are you doing here?

Walter: We're trying to plug a hole in the universe. What are you doing here?

LtColCarter
March 7th, 2011, 08:12 AM
Peter: You brought your own sweetener?

Walter: Don't be ridiculous. My medication.

Peter: You're not on any medication, Walter.

Walter: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

Peter: Oh, I wish you were joking.

starg8fans
March 7th, 2011, 09:59 PM
From Momentum Deferred:
WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

And one more from Inner Child:
WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.

LtColCarter
March 8th, 2011, 07:17 AM
From Momentum Deferred:
WALTER: Let's see how this thing operates.
ASTRID: What are you saying, that this is not a person?
WALTER: My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination

Also, I always LOL in Fracture when Peter unpacks a burger in the lab, and when he bites into it Gene moos loudly.
WALTER: Peter... if you are going to eat that cheeseburger in here, could you at least be a little discreet?

And one more from Inner Child:
WALTER: (to pediatritian) Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think.

I love those scenes :D

starg8fans
March 11th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Found another in The Bishop Revival today:

WALTER: It simply requires a heat source to disperse it into the air.
OLIVIA: What about a cup of tea?
WALTER: Oh, yes, thank you. Hmm? Oh! Oh, yes, yes, that would work. As long as the water was hot enough.

LtColCarter
March 14th, 2011, 05:46 PM
Walter: To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya.

[he places the papaya in the container and steps back]

Walter: This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

starg8fans
March 15th, 2011, 12:49 AM
WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

LtColCarter
March 16th, 2011, 07:38 AM
WALTER: (to Peter, after a body falls from the roof and crashes onto a car right next to them) I sure hope agent Dunham meeant to do this.

:lol:

starg8fans
March 17th, 2011, 07:00 AM
Just re-watched The Box, and there were several noteworthy Walterisms in that one:

WALTER: Peter, these cacao beans, they're inedible. Gene will never be able to digest them.
PETER: She's a cow, Walter. She could probably digest the frying pan.
BROYLES: What is he doing?
PETER: Oh, you don't want to know.
WALTER: I'm trying to make chocolate milk. Or rather, I'm trying to make the cow make chocolate milk.

WALTER: Nostradamus is said to have died standing up, but I highly doubt that someone who predicted his own death wouldn't have laid down.

WALTER: (looking at Astrid cutting thin cross-sections of brain for the microscope) Oh, that's very good, dear. Have you ever worked behind a deli counter?

PETER: (to Broyles) We're talking about two universes here. Two of each one of us. At this point, would anything really surprise you?
WALTER: Bacon-flavored pudding. That would surprise me.

FringeFan84
March 22nd, 2011, 11:29 AM
::Peter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

starg8fans
March 25th, 2011, 06:39 AM
::Peter hangs up phone after talking to Olivia::
Walter: What was that about? Is everything ok?

Peter: Yeah, I tried charging some Lakers/Knicks tickets to our expense account and she caught me.

Walter: Oh dear, I hope she doesn't the $12,000 in baboon sperm I ordered. Now that I think about it, I can't remember what I needed it for.

LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy. ;)

WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
ASTRID: Vagenda?
WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

LtColCarter
March 25th, 2011, 06:41 AM
LOL, totally forgot about that one. That must be from the very beginning, isn't it?

This one's more recent, from Entrada. A Walter double whammy. ;)

WALTER: It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.
ASTRID: Vagenda?
WALTER: Like Mata Hari using her feminine wiles to accomplish her evil ends. And I too fell prey. She used my stomach to get through to my heart.

The way John Noble delivered those lines was just priceless.

:lol: I love it! :D

AresLover452
March 31st, 2011, 10:50 PM
Walter: Let's make LSD.

starg8fans
March 31st, 2011, 11:27 PM
Walter: Let's make LSD.

Good one! Short but oh so Walter.

On the same topic, from Bound:

PETER: Walter - what are you doing?
WALTER: I'm dosing a caterpillar.
PETER: Dosing? As in LSD?
WALTER: Well... it's a special blend.
PETER: I see. Hey, guess what just happened.
WALTER: Hmmm?
PETER: Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs - somehow just became a typical moment in my life.
WALTER: It's wonderful, isn't it?

starg8fans
April 3rd, 2011, 12:45 PM
From Transformation:

WALTER (to Peter, watching Olivia and Charlie interviewing a suspect): This is wonderful, isn't it? It's just like a good detective story.


OLIVIA: Cut open his hand.
PETER: What?
OLIVIA: I want to see if there's a disk in it. Like Bowman's.
WALTER: I like cutting.


WALTER: I have a recorded IQ of... (stops to think)
ASTRID: 196.
WALTER: Really?

LtColCarter
April 4th, 2011, 08:41 AM
Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

starg8fans
April 4th, 2011, 10:20 AM
Peter: [on cell phone] Walter, I'm with a woman in her mid 20's. She is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.

Walter: Do you have any cocaine?

Peter: Cocaine? No, I don't have any cocaine...

Walter: Oh - That's too bad. You'll have to shock her heart then.

LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

LtColCarter
April 4th, 2011, 10:29 AM
LOL, only Walter would ask such as question!

Very true...very true!

AresLover452
April 10th, 2011, 11:56 PM
Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

LtColCarter
April 11th, 2011, 07:20 AM
Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

:lol:

starg8fans
April 11th, 2011, 08:37 AM
Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

Good one! I loved Walter's smug expression when he said it.

Some gems from the No-Brainer:

ASTRID: Hey, that was Olivia. She needs you guys outside. A coroner's on his way with a body.
WALTER: You know, this is the part of day that I look forward to most... when I know there's something bizarre out there. I just don't know what it is - like a grab bag of disturbing events, don't you think?

(Walter jams a long swab through the victims nose and into his brain)
PETER: Eeeww!!
WALTER: What? He's dead. He can't feel this. I wonder if they sell cars here with those seats that warm your ass.

PETER: Walter, there's a woman here who wants to talk to you.
WALTER: She pretty?

This one also had the reference to the baboon seminal fluid Walter ordered that was mentioned before.

AresLover452
April 11th, 2011, 02:59 PM
Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

LtColCarter
April 12th, 2011, 05:38 AM
Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

Another Walter classic! :D

AresLover452
April 12th, 2011, 12:24 PM
Totally love walter!! he is awesome!

AllyCat
April 12th, 2011, 12:41 PM
"Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

That is one of my favs. I need to change it and use it for the "nip

AresLover452
April 12th, 2011, 05:20 PM
Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?

starg8fans
April 15th, 2011, 09:29 PM
Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?

Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee84/starg8fans/Fringe%20whump/Peter/FringeCartoon.jpg

Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

LtColCarter
April 19th, 2011, 08:39 AM
Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee84/starg8fans/Fringe%20whump/Peter/FringeCartoon.jpg

Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

:indeed:

AresLover452
April 21st, 2011, 10:52 PM
Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

LtColCarter
April 22nd, 2011, 07:14 AM
Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

:lol: classic!

AresLover452
April 22nd, 2011, 09:37 AM
My fave character is a drug out Mad Scientist.... lol!! Walter RULES!!!

LtColCarter
April 22nd, 2011, 09:59 AM
Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

starg8fans
May 1st, 2011, 04:11 PM
Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

:lol:

LtColCarter
May 1st, 2011, 06:27 PM
:lol:

Glad you liked it ;)

starg8fans
May 1st, 2011, 10:26 PM
Glad you liked it ;)

John Noble is amazing. With any other character the delivery of such lines would just induce cringing, but the way he delivers them makes it awesome.

Also loved the opening scene of 'Os':

WALTER: I didn't realize until later. I woke up, and there she was in my bed. Yoko.
KEVIN: What did he say?
WALTER: It was the '70s. What could he say?

LtColCarter
May 2nd, 2011, 09:49 AM
Walter: [to Olivia] I've spent my life making things that bring joy and happiness to make the world a better place. Bubble gum, that was one of my first. Flannel pajamas. Ah, rainbows! And my latest project -- singing corpses!

(Three cadavers on nearby tables sit up and begin to sing while Walter directs.)
Corpses: Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew....Cover it with choclate and a miracle or two...The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can. The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!

[Corpses lie back down.]

Walter: Why not bring a little life to the dead I say!

AresLover452
May 14th, 2011, 10:18 PM
Walter: Am I required to keep him alive?
Olivia: That would be.... best.


Walter: With the proper demodulation you could receive satellite tv for free.
Peter: Ok, fun times over.

LtColCarter
May 17th, 2011, 07:55 AM
"I've been thinking too linearly. Deductive. Restrictive. I must expand my thinking... ...this is not a job for the purple blotter. The right tool for this job... is Tinker Toys"

starg8fans
May 17th, 2011, 10:05 PM
From Stowaway (spoilered for S3)
WALTER: Look at this. Me and Belly collecting human tissue and fluid specimens. Just like when we were kids.
Say... what? :eek:

LtColCarter
May 18th, 2011, 09:37 AM
From Stowaway (spoilered for S3)
WALTER: Look at this. Me and Belly collecting human tissue and fluid specimens. Just like when we were kids.
Say... what? :eek:

Sounds sortta...gross ;)

AresLover452
May 22nd, 2011, 12:24 PM
Walter: either a unicorn just ran through the lab or I accidentally took some LSD

LtColCarter
May 22nd, 2011, 03:45 PM
Walter: either a unicorn just ran through the lab or I accidentally took some LSD

Gotta love Walter and his drugs.

AresLover452
May 22nd, 2011, 04:49 PM
lmao!! Love walter and his drugs!!

starg8fans
May 22nd, 2011, 05:43 PM
You gotta wonder how the show gets away with showing one of their leads continuously experimenting with drugs. But it does make for great entertainment. The opening scene in Os with Walter and the security guy smoking pot together was epic. And I had to listen twice to what he said to see if I had actually heard right:
WALTER: I didn't realize until later. I woke up, and there she was in my bed. Yoko.
KEVIN: What did he say?
WALTER: It was the '70s. What could he say?

AresLover452
May 22nd, 2011, 05:54 PM
lmao!! I loved that bit!!

it amazes me too that the writers and the show can get away with it but.... we love them for that!! lol!

starg8fans
May 23rd, 2011, 12:54 AM
Yes, they're sure not afraid to take risks and to boldly go where nobody's gone before. :D

Remember the incident with the omelet in Unleashed?

WALTER: Peter, no!
PETER: Walter, we talked about sharing.
WALTER: That's not to eat. You've ruined it.
PETER: It's an omelet.
WALTER: It's not an omelet! (lifts top of item to display an ear)
PETER: Oh, my--ugh! Walter, why is there an ear in the omelet?
WALTER: It was an experiment. It was a protein-rich incubator. It was growing.
PETER: It was growing? That's perfect.
WALTER: No, it's not perfect. You just ruined it. And you could have died, had you eaten it.
PETER: You know, maybe in the future you could do me a favor and just put a sign warning me not to confuse your toxic playthings with breakfast.
WALTER: Maybe you should get your own breakfast and not poach mine.
PETER: That is hardly the point. Remember yesterday when I nearly washed my face in a sink full of acid? Or three days ago you hooked Gene up to the solar panels and I nearly electrocuted myself.
WALTER: This is a lab. You're the one who should be careful. I trust you look both ways when you cross the street.

I loved it when the Bishops were bickering like this. Too bad we hardly get exchanges like this anymore.

AresLover452
May 25th, 2011, 06:27 PM
totally love the bickering! It was what made the show for me!! lol!

starg8fans
June 1st, 2011, 11:11 AM
totally love the bickering! It was what made the show for me!! lol!

At least Peter still deflects Walter's more outspoken moments with sarcasm. For instance, in Marionette:


WALTER: A couple of nights ago, I used my cauterizer to remove an uncomfortable growth between my...
PETER: ... less information, better.
[...]
WALTER: I understand how difficult it is to be candid with people that you care about, uh, particularly when it concerns matters that are intimate in nature.
PETER: Ready to go?
WALTER: Yes, I am. And by intimate, I mean sexual.
PETER: Yeah, I got that.

And another Walter gem a bit later:

WALTER: He was conscious and speaking without a functional cardiovascular system?
BROYLES: It appears so.
WALTER: Lady Fortune has smiled upon us.

Only Walter could get that excited about a living, talking corpse...

AresLover452
June 1st, 2011, 05:25 PM
Oh yes!! and that is why we love him!! lol!!

LtColCarter
June 1st, 2011, 06:02 PM
"It's perfectly understandable, son. In the 'Seventies', I innocently wandered into the wrong home and it was three days before I realized my mistake. And unlike Olivia, the woman with whom I was sharing a bed didn't look like my wife at all."

AresLover452
June 2nd, 2011, 03:32 PM
"It's perfectly understandable, son. In the 'Seventies', I innocently wandered into the wrong home and it was three days before I realized my mistake. And unlike Olivia, the woman with whom I was sharing a bed didn't look like my wife at all."

Only Walter would take three days to realize his mistake!! lmao!! Love him!

starg8fans
June 5th, 2011, 01:19 AM
From The Equation:

PETER: The U.S. Government had you working on mind control?
WALTER: Not the government. It was an advertising agency. They hoped to broadcast the flashing lights during commercials so that the viewers would have no choice but to buy their products. Unfortunately, it merely caused nausea. Which was unfortunate because apparently, people don't like to shop when they feel like they're going to throw up.

Only Walter can say something like this with complete detachment and a straight face. Same as the following from the same episode:

WALTER: Dashiell Kim. The man who mentioned the lights to me. I'm sure of it.
OLIVIA: Where is he Walter? Can we talk to him?
WALTER: I guess that would depend on whether he has succeeded in killing himself or not.

AresLover452
June 5th, 2011, 02:59 PM
Peter: *staring at the lights then is brought out of it by Astrid*
Astrid: Nice look chachi...
Peter: *Has scissors in hand* Walter did you do this to me?
Walter: No, you did.

LtColCarter
June 7th, 2011, 06:53 AM
Peter: *staring at the lights then is brought out of it by Astrid*
Astrid: Nice look chachi...
Peter: *Has scissors in hand* Walter did you do this to me?
Walter: No, you did.

:lol:

starg8fans
June 7th, 2011, 09:54 AM
Peter: *staring at the lights then is brought out of it by Astrid*
Astrid: Nice look chachi...
Peter: *Has scissors in hand* Walter did you do this to me?
Walter: No, you did.

Yup, that was a good one too.

My favorite Walter moment from Dreamscape, when he examines the guy who had jumped out of the window to get away from the butterflies:

WALTER (with a sideways glance at Peter): It's a shame I don't have a lab - I'd like to examine him.
PETER: You do have a lab, Walter. Your lab at Harvard.
WALTER (with a sly smirk): Yes, I do, don't I?

I loved the fact that he'd come far enough to be able to joke about his forgetfulness.

AresLover452
June 7th, 2011, 02:25 PM
:lol:


Yup, that was a good one too.

I love all the banter!! lol! Forget Kids say the darnedest things..... WALTER SAYS THE DARNEDEST THINGS.... lol!!

LtColCarter
June 11th, 2011, 01:04 PM
I love all the banter!! lol! Forget Kids say the darnedest things..... WALTER SAYS THE DARNEDEST THINGS.... lol!!

:indeed: I agree with you 110% there! :D

AresLover452
June 18th, 2011, 12:11 AM
:indeed: I agree with you 110% there! :D

lmao!! he does and all of them are jewels of wisdom.... LSD induced wisdom... for those sober enough to listen... lol!

russell
August 15th, 2011, 06:02 PM
"Delicious strawberry flavored death!"

(while examining a corpse) "Oh dear god that is putrid... On a separate topic, do you like coffee cake?"

hypnometal
August 10th, 2012, 08:10 AM
Here's one I haven't seen on this thread:

"Oh! I just pissed myself! Just a little squirt."

LtColCarter
August 10th, 2012, 08:46 PM
Here's one I haven't seen on this thread:

"Oh! I just pissed myself! Just a little squirt."

:lol: I've missed this thread...glad to see it up and alive again! :D

Don Pantaloons
September 23rd, 2012, 07:57 AM
Walter (having just come up the steps from the subway station): Kent Street. I frequented a massage parlor just around the corner. I used to get off right here.

Peter: Sure hope you're talking about the station, Walter.

LtColCarter
September 29th, 2012, 06:37 PM
Walter (having just come up the steps from the subway station): Kent Street. I frequented a massage parlor just around the corner. I used to get off right here.

Peter: Sure hope you're talking about the station, Walter.

:lol: